what do you want on your tombstone.

[Reaper195]

Here lies Oliver
Yeah, I'm dead. Fuck off.

 

[varulfic]

I thought this was gonna be a thread about pizza toppings. I am sorely dissapointed.

I won't have a tombstone though, I plan to be cremated and have my ashes blown in the face of the president, so that I might possess him from beyond the grave.

 

[TheFinalFantasyWolf]

"That was the first time I died"....huh, references :3

WTF is that from? I know i've heard it before but i can't remember where!

Its from "the darkness". I think its a game where you play a mafia bosses son and in the first cutscene your killed in a highspeed car chase. Thats when he says that line.

 

[Jedoro]

"Remember Reach, Bitches"

 

[TheFinalFantasyWolf]

"That was the first time I died"....huh, references :3

WTF is that from? I know i've heard it before but i can't remember where!

Metal gear solid, or maybe Unskippable, they reference it too.

Nah, I wish it was MGS, lol (love that series)...Its actually from "the darkness". I think its a game where you play a mafia bosses son and in the first cutscene your killed in a highspeed car chase. Thats when he says that line. I guess its now kind of a funny meme thanks to Unskippable

Sorry for the double response people

 

[Nouw]

"I'm going to haunt all you assholes for not healing me fast enough!"

Well it is true.

 

[Instant K4rma]

"He was late to his own fuckin' funeral."

 

[Use_Imagination_here]

If you can read this you've pissed off my spirit. You have seven days

Or

Ok so it turns out taunting your enemy in an open war zone is not a good idea.

 

[PleaseDele]

"It always took him awhile to grasp reality, but like always, he caught up"

 

[Zac Smith]

I got a few good ones:

"I Told you I was ill...."

"HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!"

And stolen from @savageoblivi0n:

"insert coin to continue"

First one is what Spike Milligan has on his tombstone.

I'd like to be cremated as well, but if I had a tombstone, It would have my name, date of birth and death and a few nice words. Nothing fancy at all ^^

 

[Arrrgh_Bruce]

Free Candy.
Also alot of the original fable and fable 2 had decent ones

 

[Ctrl Awesome]

"Transform"

 

[theriddlen]

First!

 

[Superior Mind]

My cause of death. Tombstones would be far more interesting if they had that on them. If they're cool enough of course. Part of my run goes through a cemetary and there is one tombstone there for a guy who's name i can't remember but right below his name and dates is "Eaten by a Shark". Bam.

Or I'd go the Spike Milligan route and make a joke at my own expense. Can you believe they made him have "I told you I was ill" in gaelic because they felt the joke was unfitting for a cemetary? This is Spike fucking Milligan here, you allow him to do his thing wherever and whenever he wants, including when he's dead.

 

[Mullahgrrl]

"Im not dead!"

 

[Dutch 924]

Rest in peace (my name)
Born: The same day the word awesome was invented
Died: lol jk

 

[Android2137]

Well I intend to be cremated and scattered over the ocean. But if my family forgets.

"Here lies [name here]

1987-1922

We don't know how she did it either."

 

[Renegade-pizza]

Since I put my brain inside a robot...
Here lies my fleshy, carbon body.

 

[BanicRhys]

I don't want to be buried, I want go out in a blaze of glory, saving billions of lives in the process.


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