what do you want on your tombstone.

[mcpop9]

I missed the ground then shortly thereafter realized it.
Cookie for reference

hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy now pay up.

whunnf wagnf juju? *swallows food in mouth* what was tha-oh... Umm want it in six hours?
Ot: another one would be "grenades taste better without the pin in them"

 

[Pacerman]

Serious:
"I never wanted to know what was out there more, then right now." or "My curiosity for the future has finally peaked." and I would have the notes to "Walking in the Air" from "The Snowman" etched across the tombstone.

Silly:
"High Score: Over 9,000!" from "DBZ" and Pinball machines
"Everything floats down here Georgie!" from "IT"
"Told you it wasn't going to work!"
"I survived life!"
"Can you hear me knocking?"
"Lay down so I can get a better look at you..."
"The boss sent me here."
"Pushing up daisies isn't as hard as they said it would be."
"Finally, a job that I'm good at!"
"Keep it down up there, don't make me come up there!"
"Why do I need a suit and tie for this?"
"The grass far less greener on this side of it..."
"I got no bars down here. Screw AT&T!"
"Help! I'm stuck in a tombstone factory!" from Llil a poster above me ^ ^ (I really liked this one)

 

[The Apothecarry]

I'll use a line from Red vs Blue: "Tucker did it!"

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

are there not over 9000 forum topics exactly like this.....oh well.

OT:

 

[Vangaurd227]

"Well at least i was nice" or "foreverastone"

 

[FalloutJack]

"Not really down there"

 

[Engarde]

"Where on earth did that baneblade come from....

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED"

Alternatively, (cookie for reference!)

"Muris clan goblins have been dumping on your land.

Chase them!"

 

[Iconsting]

[Name]
"My body may have departed, my nonexistant soul freed, but if the world is just, my words will stay with the world forever."

As a silly alternative: "Don't worry, I'll walk it off."

 

[The Rockerfly]

Here lies James
'Came out of this world the same way he was brought into it; kicking, screaming and covered in bodily fluids'

 

[Konatacalypse]

If you're reading this then I'm dead . . . fuck.

 

[TheFinalFantasyWolf]

"Aww, not again"

"No Vacancy"

"GAME OVER....Restart?"

"Wait where am I? Its pretty dark down here"

"That was the first time I died"....huh, references :3

"LOL they think I'm here"

 

[Frybird]

"Killed in freak zeppelin accident. It was awesome. Look it up."

 

[Malgan]

"Stood in the fire".

 

[tehfeen83]

'You know what mate, I don't even know what I'm talking about'

 

[MrStab]

Cremation all the way but for the sake of contributing:

"Rule 34 me, I dare you."

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

"I'll be back."

I want only my body buried, my brain will be cryogenically frozen until technology advances to the point where they can create a perfect clone of a young me and then put my brain in that body, allowing me to live a second time.

 

[CardinalPiggles]

I'm with stupid -->

Never heard of that on a gravestone before. Or:

Necrophilia doesn't bother me, honest.

If you can read this
you are standing on
MY FUCKING LAWN!​

With a mechanic zombie-hand bursting from the ground when someone gets close enough to read the last line.

This invoked a rare giggle, thank you.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

"That was the first time I died"....huh, references :3

WTF is that from? I know i've heard it before but i can't remember where!

 

[CardinalPiggles]

"That was the first time I died"....huh, references :3

WTF is that from? I know i've heard it before but i can't remember where!

Metal gear solid, or maybe Unskippable, they reference it too.

 

[Haagrum]

"No regrets."