What do you want to be done with your body after you die?

[Froobyx]

Prolly get my organs and shit taken out first though, they could come in handy.

(A- woo )

What purpose could your shit have?
Nevermind, i don't want to know(kinda)

I didn't mean shit as in feaces.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Nothing. I want them to put my Ipod up to my ears with Invincible - Muse playing. Thats how I want to buried. It'll be on replay until the Ipod runs out of batteries.


Edit: Or my organs given to Steve Perry.

 

[asinann]

Stuffed with candy and explosives to use as a pinata for the children i hate so much.

 

[Cpt. Red]

Cremation but not the kind where they put you in some kind of oven but outside in like a bonfire(don't know if this is the best word but its the best one I found) while my relatives have a BBQ.

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

I want to be buried underneath a young tree so that as I decompose the nutrients I turn into can nourish it and produce fruit and flowers. A park would be my ideal spot with maybe a small, tastefully done plaque to signify the significance of said tree. I got this idea from the flavor text of a magic card.

 

[super_smash_jesus]

Once my organs are harvested, I want to be cremated and the ashes are to be made into a tea, and drank by my enemies.

One cool thing that I have heard people do is to mix the ashes into tattoo ink, and getting tattooed. A bit weird, but a neat idea.

 

[TheBXRabbit]

I want to be placed in a cannon and fired at the house of whoever happens to be at the top of my Hatred list when I die. If it's possible to get my body back I then want to be dropped from a plane onto the second place person's house or car. I then want my remains scooped up, cremated, and spread throughout the house of (or thrown on) the person at number three on the list.

Anyone beyond three won't directly get my wrath, although I will set in my will that any and all children I might have will be required to either pee on, egg, TP, flaming dog poo, graffiti, or silly string number 4 and aboves' houses before they are allowed to get any inheritance. The more property damage and mental trauma they cause, the greater percentage of my money they get.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

I'd probably give my body to science (wow, that sounds hot). It's not like I'm using it anymore.

 

[Berithil]

I just want to be buried. Plain old funeral

 

[JokerGrin]

I honestly don't care, however my body will be of most use to anyone. I mean, I'd be dead! I wouldn't be able to change my mind.

 

[herpderderpdrerp]

I want my body hollowed out, and replaced with circuitry so that it can be turned into a robot that stands in the middle of a large japanese mall that greets and waves at people.


It would be the greatest thing ever.

 

[Aschenkatza]

I want to be creamated and thrown out of a airplane!!! The one time I'll get to skydive is once I die.

 

[Steve Dark]

Several things:
If it can be afforded I want my body blasted into space, I LOVE travelling and it looks to be the only place I'll never go (unless I get my way).
If that's too expensive then I want my ashes blasted into space, that's close enough.
If that can't be afforded then I want either my body to be donated to science in the hopes that I'll come back as some kinda of undead robot cyborg, or just have my organs donated to people who need them, one of the two.
Another possibility is I might want my body encased inside a metal statue of myself striking a dramatic pose so that all will remember me.
I think I may have over-thought this...

 

[Aqualung]

Revived at the nearest shrine with -%5 morale.

Uh.. cremated, probably, then have my ashes spread on the top of a MOUNTAIN. /not joking

 

[Graidis]

Probably donate all useful organs to science and then put in the ground so that the nutrients in my body can be recycled.

 

[Hyperactiveman]

Put it into a microwave..."don't like it?" C'mon guys we've had so much experimentation with them and the only thing we haven't tried is with a human body! XD

If that can't be done "Because maybe my body's too big even for those oversized American microwaves then just use it in a comedy sketch to scare someone and tape what happens!

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

I want to have my body compressed into a diamond, and have said body-diamond presented to Valve for their genius.

 

[Neonbob]

I want my body to be put in formaldehyde so weird people can rent it out for decorations on halloween and scar little kids for life!

 

[I_LIKE_CAKE]

I'm dead, what do I care?