What do you want to be done with your body after you die?

[Glerken]

I want my dead body dropped out a plane while I'm wearing Superman pajamas.

Bonus points if you hit a car?

As for me, I want to be buried. Normally. The worms need a snake too you know.
I think I'm the only one that has said that...odd.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Remove organs for donors, then buried

I'm going for the "Head in a Jar" route. Then, my plans for immortality begin.

My back up plan

 

[Evilbunny]

Viking Funeral.

Same. I would like to be put in a boat (it doesn't have to be a big boat, a rowboat will do), have the boat set on fire, then cast out to sea. Unfortunately this is illegal in the United States so I'll have to go to some Caribbean island to die.

 

[Lothae]

Viking Funeral.

This. And organ donorness as well I suppose.

 

[irishdelinquent]

Well, I remember reading the will [http://www.peta.org/feat/newkirk/will.html] of Ingrid Newkirk (PETA's head psychopath). She said that she wanted her body used for a bunch of creepy stuff, all related to the "abuse and slavery" of animals.

Out of pure spite, I want my body sent to PETA, to pass along this message: My name is Scott. I loved barbecue, I owned a pet, and I laughed at trained animals in the Ace Ventura movies. I may, or may not, have died young, but I died happier than a pig in shit. Oh, and guess where pigs live happily in shit? In captivity.

 

[dragoniv1]

I want to be frozen so that I may ounce again live when science fines a cure of whatever I died from. lol

 

[Handofpwn]

Violent necrophilia. Hey, you asked.

 

[Arcyde]

Probably just a good ol' burial for me.

 

[brainfreeze215]

You could donate it to BodyWorks, and be immortalized as a skeletal/circulatory/muscle system playing chess or dancing or something.

 

[Emeli]

Organ donation, it saves lives, people.

But while we're on the topic, has anyone heard of what Ingrid Nutjob over at PETA wants done after she dies?

http://www.peta.org/feat/newkirk/will.html

The person who pleases her the most gets rewarded with a decorative human thumb.

 

[theSovietConnection]

I don't think I'd really care, the body is just a vehicle, and once I'm done with it, I honestly doubt I'll care what happens to it, as I'll either have stopped existing or be in some afterlife

 

[Cylem]

I'd like to donate whatever's usable and just cremate the rest. I don't believe my earthly body has much of an effect on the afterlife, so recycling my parts is cool with me.

 

[Jenkins]

Ill give my body to the porn industry, let them figure it out

 

[UltimatheChosen]

I personally don't care WHAT happens to my body... Cremated, buried, stuffed... it won't affect me.

 

[SquirrelPants]

Cremated, then used to spread fear worldwide. This doesn't make sense now, but once my regime takes over, it will.

 

[ragestreet]

I want to be ground up and made into gunpowder for a fireworks show at my funeral.
Failing that I'd like my head to be re-animated and placed onto a badass robotic body.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Put it in a pine box and buried in out in a field somewhere. Don't waste money on my corpse, when I'm dead its just a fleshy pile of rotting waterbag.

 

[Mr C]

I want to be tea-bagged by a 'triple-cunted hooker'

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

I want it to be placed in the trunk of someone who i don't like's car.

 

[jboking]

Anything but munting.

My sincere thanks to you, for causing me to search for the definition of "munting."

After looking that up, I have changed my plans from the normal burial to either cremation or shot into space.