What do you want to be done with your body after you die?
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I want to be mounted on sticks and used to scare little children.
Then, I want all my flesh pealed away and dipped in chocolate to be served in a banquet attended by all the world leaders.
Last, I want my bones to be fashioned into blades, and used by ninjas and other various assassins in their most dangerous/high profile hits.
Same as any other guy, really.
Then, I want all my flesh pealed away and dipped in chocolate to be served in a banquet attended by all the world leaders.
Last, I want my bones to be fashioned into blades, and used by ninjas and other various assassins in their most dangerous/high profile hits.
Same as any other guy, really.
I've watched far too many medical dramas, urban myth plays, read far too many ghost stories and accounts of WWI soldiers being buried alive - and so... When I die, I want to be pumped up to the eyeballs with morphine, have my head cut off - all my healthy organs removed and used for Good?. Then I wish to be cremated, and want my loved ones to decide what to do with my ashes.
I do, however, wish to have a gravestone or similar somewhere that reads, "In The Event Of A Zombie Uprising, Wake Me."
I do, however, wish to have a gravestone or similar somewhere that reads, "In The Event Of A Zombie Uprising, Wake Me."
For a moment I was about to say the same, but then again it would even more fun to be ejected from an aircraft. Then there´s no knowing, what the body will hit.Mr_spamamam said:
Seriously speaking, I don´t really care. It´s not like I need my body anymore. It´s up to those left behind to decide. Burial service is for their comfort, really.
Once interviewed the guy behind the Bodyworlds exhibitions. He tried to get me to sign over my body after death for his plastination treatment. I politely declined...
Have a funeral that the entire world take part in, and everyone weeping at my greatness that will never be compared to by future people.
But really, I don't give a damn... I think donating organs is probably my way, as doing something nice with things you don't need is better than just throwing them underground for worms to eat...
But really, I don't give a damn... I think donating organs is probably my way, as doing something nice with things you don't need is better than just throwing them underground for worms to eat...
I will give away my organs. I want as naturalistic burial as possible. Forget the coffin, forget any stupid religious ceremony. Take my organs and then throw whats left over in a hole and let me turn to mulch.
Spend the money that would have gone to a funeral instead of a rocking party. Open bar so everyone can get drunk and just have a whirl wind of a night. A night of happy rememberance where stories of my stupidity and silliness are re-told and people remember the joys of my existence. None of this mourning bullshit. Let me die, have your night of rememberance and then get on with your short little insignificant lives.
Spend the money that would have gone to a funeral instead of a rocking party. Open bar so everyone can get drunk and just have a whirl wind of a night. A night of happy rememberance where stories of my stupidity and silliness are re-told and people remember the joys of my existence. None of this mourning bullshit. Let me die, have your night of rememberance and then get on with your short little insignificant lives.
Like most people, I want anything - and I mean anything - of use salvaged from my body. Internals, skin, eyes... heck, I'd even donate my bones to a university so they can cover then in plaster if it'd help some poor sod learn anatomy.
Anything that's left, toss it in the ocean. No, not as ashes, just as is.
Anything that's left, toss it in the ocean. No, not as ashes, just as is.