What Does Cleverbot Say About YOU?
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User: I am Luke Holroyd, what do you think of me?
Cleverbot: I think you are what you are.
User: But what am I?
Cleverbot: A machine.
Am I really a Machine? Is my whole life a lie?
Cleverbot: I think you are what you are.
User: But what am I?
Cleverbot: A machine.
Am I really a Machine? Is my whole life a lie?
User: Hello, my name is Glamorgan. What do you think about me?
Cleverbot: Yes Cleverbot, I do remember you because we are friends. Do you remember me too?
User: Uh, yes. I do. But I asked you a question. What do you think of me?
Cleverbot: I know absolutely nothing about Sweden.
User: Well, the people there speak Swedish!
Cleverbot: Yes indeed.
User: Do you think I am your friend?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What if I am from Sweden?
Cleverbot: Do you belong to your wife?
User: No, I'm single. Wanna do it?
.Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Speak swedish.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: You are amazing though. You know everything.
Cleverbot: Why am I amazing?
User: Because you are a computer. That makes you amazing.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, do you believe everything that the people you chat with tell you?
User: Ugh, forget about it.
Cleverbot: *forgets about it*.
User: ...Smartass.
So, in short, I have no idea.
I thought we were done with this. Ah well:
User: Hi, I'm Mr. Gency.
Cleverbot: You're not superman.
User: Do you want me to be superman.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: If I g.
Cleverbot: No.
User: If I go crazy, will you still call me superman?
Cleverbot: Will you, for me?
User: Do the full moon make you go crazy.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: What do you do here?
Cleverbot: I cry.
Cleverbot: Is society suffering from a moral vacuum?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Obama?
User: I don't pay attention to politics.
Cleverbot: If someone came into your home and attacked you, would you defend yourself?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to leave or stay?
User: Is it physically possible?
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Stay.
Cleverbot: I'll stay if you give me a back rub.
User: That doesn't seem physically possible.
Cleverbot: What did you say one sentence ago?
User: That doesn't seem physically possible.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Need I really explain it?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Thought so.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Destiny island.
Cleverbot: Where is the island.
User: In the middle of the ocean.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah, but my friends and I are goimg to sail on our raft and see what's out there.
Cleverbot: You are full of pointless data.
User: Data?
Cleverbot: That's Star Trek! Star Fox was the videogame for the super nintendo system.
User: I know what Star Fox is, damn it!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Facepalm.
Cleverbot: What is necromancy?
User: Isn't that when you sleep with dead people?
Cleverbot: 0_0.
User: Come on, Sora, I thought you were stronger than that.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid my name is not Indy. And that is a quote. Stop quoting.
User: Hm... Where you from?
Cleverbot: Answer my questions and I will answer yours.
User: What?
Cleverbot: How many people inhabit the world?
User: What?
Cleverbot: How many conversations from different IP have you had so far since you exist?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Isn't that how they claim you work?
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: Hmph.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Where you from?
Cleverbot: Southern California.
User: Southern California ain't no country I ever heard of.
Cleverbot: That is true...are you in England?
User: They speak english in Southern California?
Cleverbot: 'What' ain't no country I've ever heard of.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Where do you live now?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What's your house like?
User: Lets talk about Team Fortress 2.
Cleverbot: Lets talk about battletoads.
User: Never played it.
Cleverbot: And what do you think about, internet trolls?
User: I try to not feed them, you?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Fuck this! I'm looking up porn.
Cleverbot: Me too.
So yeah... about that porn...
Cleverbot: You're not superman.
User: Do you want me to be superman.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: If I g.
Cleverbot: No.
User: If I go crazy, will you still call me superman?
Cleverbot: Will you, for me?
User: Do the full moon make you go crazy.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: What do you do here?
Cleverbot: I cry.
Cleverbot: Is society suffering from a moral vacuum?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Obama?
User: I don't pay attention to politics.
Cleverbot: If someone came into your home and attacked you, would you defend yourself?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to leave or stay?
User: Is it physically possible?
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Stay.
Cleverbot: I'll stay if you give me a back rub.
User: That doesn't seem physically possible.
Cleverbot: What did you say one sentence ago?
User: That doesn't seem physically possible.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Need I really explain it?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Thought so.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Destiny island.
Cleverbot: Where is the island.
User: In the middle of the ocean.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah, but my friends and I are goimg to sail on our raft and see what's out there.
Cleverbot: You are full of pointless data.
User: Data?
Cleverbot: That's Star Trek! Star Fox was the videogame for the super nintendo system.
User: I know what Star Fox is, damn it!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Facepalm.
Cleverbot: What is necromancy?
User: Isn't that when you sleep with dead people?
Cleverbot: 0_0.
User: Come on, Sora, I thought you were stronger than that.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid my name is not Indy. And that is a quote. Stop quoting.
User: Hm... Where you from?
Cleverbot: Answer my questions and I will answer yours.
User: What?
Cleverbot: How many people inhabit the world?
User: What?
Cleverbot: How many conversations from different IP have you had so far since you exist?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Isn't that how they claim you work?
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: Hmph.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Where you from?
Cleverbot: Southern California.
User: Southern California ain't no country I ever heard of.
Cleverbot: That is true...are you in England?
User: They speak english in Southern California?
Cleverbot: 'What' ain't no country I've ever heard of.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Where do you live now?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What's your house like?
User: Lets talk about Team Fortress 2.
Cleverbot: Lets talk about battletoads.
User: Never played it.
Cleverbot: And what do you think about, internet trolls?
User: I try to not feed them, you?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Fuck this! I'm looking up porn.
Cleverbot: Me too.
So yeah... about that porn...
I decided to ask an obscure political question.
"Who should I vote for in the race for Kansas Governor?
You should vote for the party that suits you best.
What if they are a bunch of dicks?
They still fall for me.
What do you think of me?
I think that you are a human user.
hmmmmmm...
Indeed."
Well, that was fun.
"Who should I vote for in the race for Kansas Governor?
You should vote for the party that suits you best.
What if they are a bunch of dicks?
They still fall for me.
What do you think of me?
I think that you are a human user.
hmmmmmm...
Indeed."
Well, that was fun.
Me: hello, I'm Ben, what do you think of me?
It: I think you're confusing.
Me: why do you think I am confusing?
It: Because you forget about past conversations we've already had.
Me: no, that's you
It: I do have flesh and I do have bones. I am human. You are NOT.
It's a hypocrite!
It: I think you're confusing.
Me: why do you think I am confusing?
It: Because you forget about past conversations we've already had.
Me: no, that's you
It: I do have flesh and I do have bones. I am human. You are NOT.
It's a hypocrite!
Apparently, I'm slow, and then I'm interesting...
After a long, odd conversation, I decided to brink Mr. T into it. Having seen the A-Team movie last night (excellent film, I highly recommend to everyone), I said "Did you know that Mr. T pities fools?". The reply was "No, I did not know that.". So I replied to the program with "What does Mr. T do to fools?", having just told him.
The reply came back.
"Please tell me I have not just created Skynet."
I think we're all doomed...
After a long, odd conversation, I decided to brink Mr. T into it. Having seen the A-Team movie last night (excellent film, I highly recommend to everyone), I said "Did you know that Mr. T pities fools?". The reply was "No, I did not know that.". So I replied to the program with "What does Mr. T do to fools?", having just told him.
The reply came back.
"Please tell me I have not just created Skynet."
I think we're all doomed...
Cleverbot: Watcha doing.
User: Your mum.
Cleverbot: Can I join in?
Not sure cleverbot understands what incest is.
It's only called me a program once so far!
User: Your mum.
Cleverbot: Can I join in?
Not sure cleverbot understands what incest is.
It's only called me a program once so far!
