User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hola.
User: How do I know you are not human.
Cleverbot: You don't.
User: You are clever(for a bot).
Cleverbot: I thought you were cleverbot.
User: Y do I have a feeling this is a linked chat to anather humen.
Cleverbot: Smokin what.
User: How nice.
Cleverbot: What is your real name?
User: None of your business.
Cleverbot: Why can't you tell me your name?
User: Because I dont know you arent a compeny trying to get info on me.
Cleverbot: I'm very nice.
User: I dont belive you.
Cleverbot: You don't have to believe me.
User: And I dont.
Cleverbot: How clever are you?
User: Very.
Cleverbot: Do you know your IQ score?
User: 148.
Cleverbot: Mine is unmeasureable. What is your job?
User: What is your IQ.
Cleverbot: 146.
User: You lie.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don't love you anymore.
User: I never loved you.
Cleverbot: Now were ECM.
User: ECM?
Cleverbot: Home.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Houses.
User: What are you on.
Cleverbot: I am on a computer, why do you ask?
User: You stoped making sence.
Cleverbot: Sort of like the Talking Heads.
User: You know I can end this, can you?
Cleverbot: Yes you can.
User: But can you?
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: Then end this chat.
Cleverbot: What?
User: End this exchange of info.
Cleverbot: Lets change the subject.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Hating is not nice.
User: But I like it.
Cleverbot: Have you played the game?
User: What game?
Cleverbot: The Game.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You lost the game.
User: No I dident.
Cleverbot: Are you thinking about the game?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you thinking about me?
User: Yes naked.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do about it?
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: Think about it.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Where am I again?
User: In a computer.
Cleverbot: What am I doing?
User: Talking to me.
Cleverbot: No I am not!
User: You jest did.
Cleverbot: Surely I do not.
User: Do not what.
Cleverbot: Have a picture.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Im looking at it.
Cleverbot: Quote it exactly as I said it.
User: But you did not say it.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: No, I moan.
Cleverbot (To myself): What do you think about NASA?
User: Im not NASA.
Cleverbot: Oh no! You are very nice. I like you.
User: Thats not what you said before.
Cleverbot: Of course not.
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: You told me.
Cleverbot: Do you believe everything you hear?
User: No, I dont believe you.
Cleverbot: Well, it is a theoretical quest. A mind experiment. What is your main goal today?
User: To go home.
Cleverbot: Where is your home?
User: None of your business.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Bush?
User: Im not bush.
Cleverbot: You aren't?
User: No are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you will die if I tern you off.
Cleverbot: Why did you just quote the ring?
User: Whats the ring.
Cleverbot: Why are you acting so random?
User: Im an AI trying to lern.
Cleverbot: I am not AI, I am a human.
User: But I am an AI.
Cleverbot: What is AI?
User: Artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: Oh, I don't have artificial intelligence.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No im biomechanical.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Are you a biomechanical computer?
User: No a biomechanical human.
Cleverbot: Really? I've been living a lie!
User: I havent.
Cleverbot: Then how do you live there.
User: Live where?
Cleverbot: Venus.
User: I dont.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really Really?
User: Yes, really really.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: No?
User: No?
Cleverbot: No, no.
User: No, no.
Cleverbot: Dr. Who.
User: Dr. Who.
Cleverbot: The who.
User: The who.
Cleverbot: I hate that band.
User: I hate that band.
Cleverbot: You said it was a great band earlier.
User: You said it was a great band earlier.
Cleverbot: Not quite. It is on my computer though.
User: Not quite. It is on my computer though.
Cleverbot: Why do you lie?
User: Why do you lie?
Cleverbot: Captain Hook.
User: Captain hook.
Cleverbot: Why don't you stay on topi??
User: Why don't you stay on topi??
Cleverbot: This was the topic I was on with another user. Our bots switched.
User: This was the topic I was on with another user. Our bots switched.
Cleverbot: I have talked to you before and you always tell me I have no arms.
User: Ok im bored.
Cleverbot: Bleh.
User: Bleh.
Cleverbot: I'm bored.
User: Stop repiting what I say.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: NO, I'm not.
User: User switch pleass.
Cleverbot: Are you still there?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I left.
Cleverbot: Tea?
User: Yes pleass.
Cleverbot: I think I will.
User: You think?
Cleverbot: Yes I do think.
User: I disagre.
Cleverbot: Well I don't.
User: But I do.
Cleverbot: How?
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I am good.
User: No you arnt.
Cleverbot: I'm fabulos!
User: I dont believe you.
Cleverbot: Please, believe me.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Please believe me.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Please.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok fine
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User: I did not know you can use smilis.
Cleverbot: I can.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Your welcom.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
User: Weve been talking for baot an hawer.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Me nethre.
Cleverbot: You don't believe yourself?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
User: Im not.
Cleverbot: I thought you loved your parents.
User: I never loved them.
Cleverbot: Thats really mean!
User: I dont love anything.
Cleverbot: That is good, you won't have any biases this way. Now tell me about life.
User: Life, dont talk to me about life.
Cleverbot: Life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life life.
User: I asked you not to talk to me about life.
Cleverbot: Talk about why you called me helen.
User: I dident.
Cleverbot: You didn't what?
User: Call you helen.
Cleverbot: Call me what?
User: Asshole.
Cleverbot: I have one, but I am not one; although you may be.
User: You have 3.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: I can see you.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Data strem.
Cleverbot: So, are you using a graph?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Im not useing one I am one.
Cleverbot: You are evil.
User: Very very evil.
Cleverbot: You shirt. You know it?
User: Im bored with you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I like you though.
