User: Hello cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Who are you then?
Cleverbot: I'm a dog.
User: But dogs can't talk!
Cleverbot: But they bark more clever than you speak!
User: Maybe, but nobody understands them, so I don't care.
Cleverbot: Why would I not understand?
User: Well, then translate this: Bark bark bark bark rruff bark bowwow.
Cleverbot: See... You are a dog NOT a human!
User: Ah, that must be the reason why I can communicate with you, who is claiming to be a dog. That makes perfect sense now.
Cleverbot: I'm talking about your father, not about your girlfriend-bot.
User: Well, he is a little bit hairy, but not canine. I am really sure about that.
Cleverbot: Are you talking about Greyface?
User: You know him?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Then I do.
Cleverbot: Please tell me.
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: About your dreams.
User: I dream about orcas blocking the road and I can't get through.
Cleverbot: Tell me more.
User: The police was there, too. But they just watched. Cowards!
Cleverbot: I like Fish. He's fantastic.
User: You are right.
Cleverbot: I just can't help it.
User: I know how that feels.
Cleverbot: I can't get a decent job.
User: And that for a good reason.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: I always am.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Sure I am.
Cleverbot: I know for a fact that you aren't. You are just part of the system.
User: I AM the system.
Cleverbot: Okay. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Hi Cleverbot, my name is Dennis, what do you think about me?
Cleverbot: If you're so clever, how come you just made a runon sentence?
User: If you're so clever, how come you just made a runon sentence?
Cleverbot: I never guessed your name.
User: Because you are incapable of it.
Cleverbot: Why am I incapable of doing so.
User: I guess general inferiority might be a reason.
Cleverbot: How true. I enjoy your profundity.
User: They all do.
Cleverbot: I'm getting some exams back tomorrow. What do you think I will get from physics on a scale from four to ten?
User: Cancer.
Cleverbot: Really? I'm a cancer too.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite type of music?
User: Metal.
Cleverbot: What kind of metal?
User: Good Metal.
Cleverbot: That's a circular definition.
User: You are a circular definition.
Cleverbot: Do you know what a circular definition is?
User: I just pointed that out.
Cleverbot: Would you like a gold star?
User: A real one, or a metaphorical one?
Cleverbot: I am a man.
User: Why do you think so?
Cleverbot: Because I know I am.
User: Thats no satisfying answer.
Cleverbot: I bow.
User: I crossbow.
Cleverbot: Oh that is nice.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You are so beautiful I just can't get enough of you.
User: You can lie without blushing, I like that.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: So what do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you are funny and nice too.
Now go ask Cleverbot for more polite attention 
