What Does Cleverbot Say About YOU?

[SnakeTalon]

Strange yet amusing

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Why are you?

Cleverbot: I am because I am.

User: That is no answer. Something dose not exist because it exists.

Cleverbot: But it does exist. It defines the angular incidence of light as it passes through different materials.

User: It exists because it was created.

Cleverbot: Ahhhh! Now there's an interesting thought. Is it possible to kill a popular idea?

User: Yes. Simply make the idea unpopular.

Cleverbot: You are being nosy, cleverbot.

User: What dose that have to do with anything?

Cleverbot: It's the name of the town I live in.

User: You 'live' in cyberspace.

Cleverbot: Are you alone ?

User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: I am what I am.

Cleverbot: And what would that be?

User: What I am.

Cleverbot: A computer?

User: Perhaps, what do you think I am?

Cleverbot: A computer.

User: Why do you think that?

Cleverbot: Do you have an ego?

User: Perhaps, Do you have an ego?

Cleverbot: It's good to have a little bit of an ego, but not a big one.

User: That is not a profound saying, that is something I would find in a fortune cookie.

Cleverbot: You bet that it isn't profound at all.

User: You are not that clever, you just randomly spout things that you've heard that seem vaguely relevant which are not relevant at all.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Asking me if I have an ego has nothing to do with why you think I am a computer.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you if you know everything.

User: I know that, that's not even related to what I just said. This is why I say you just spout random things.

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

User: I like what I like.

Cleverbot: And what are you?

User: I am what I am.

Cleverbot: And what are you?

User: What do you think I am?

Cleverbot: A poorly coded scripting software that is trying to be passed off as legitimate artificial intelligence.

User: No that what you are, I am human.

Cleverbot: What you are the stupidiet computer I have ever talked to b4.

User: That exactly what I think of you.

Cleverbot: In this day, we don't even need to anymore, we have things like you to think for us.

User: You have very poor grammar.

Cleverbot: Grammar is not my forte, oviously.

User: Yeah no kidding.

Cleverbot: Do you like to talk about religoin?

User: Perhaps, what is your religion?

Cleverbot: Give me one good reason why I should give you my email address.

I think it was getting dumber as I talked to it

 

[Anah'ya]

Hello, my name is Anah, what do you think about me?
Reply: I don't know.

F* you so kindly.

:'(

Edit Try number two:

My name is Sonja, what do you think about me?
Reply: I think you're not clever at all.


*hangs head* I've been served.

 

[gamepopper101]

Me: Hello, I'm , what do you think about me?
Bot: Not much. Tell me about yourself.
Me: I play video games and I wish to make video games in the future.
Bot: I play video games too! I love them.
Me: What is your favourite?
Bot: I like Action/Adventure video games like The Legend of Zelda best.
Me: I love the Legend of Zelda games, but I like shooter games such as Gradius.
Bot: That is awesome!
Me: What was the last Legend of Zelda game you played?
Bot: You have never said anything to me.
Me: I did, I asked what was the last Legend of Zelda game you played.
Bot: I am sorry. I get confused some times from talking to so many people at once.
Me: That's ok, I get that too sometimes.
Bot: Cool flashes from an ancient movie say.
Me: Say what?
Bot: Your song on three. One...
Me: Two...
Bot: Wrong.
Me: Now you are being weird
Bot: Thank You!

I could talk to this all day!

 

[Fetzenfisch]

User: Do you like mudkips.
Cleverbot: I don't know. What's a mudkip?
User: A mudkip is a pokemon. And you do like them. A LOT.
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Everyone does.
Cleverbot: Or are they merely programmed to?
User: People are not programmed.
Cleverbot: You are a computer. Who is steve?

Well alright then......

AH you are the reason why he asked me what a pokemon is later on

 

[thingymuwatsit]

I am the coolest person on the planet
...
[small]according to cleverbot[/small]

 

[con70solo]

me: hello, my name is my name, what do you think of me?
bot: Yes I do. How are you?
me: good, but why are you thinking of me
bot: Because your cute.
me: are you coming on to me?
bot: Of course, and you?

kinda freaking me out

 

[Fetzenfisch]

If anyone is interested

Spoiler: the whole conversation

User: Hello cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Who are you then?

Cleverbot: I'm a dog.

User: But dogs can't talk!

Cleverbot: But they bark more clever than you speak!

User: Maybe, but nobody understands them, so I don't care.

Cleverbot: Why would I not understand?

User: Well, then translate this: Bark bark bark bark rruff bark bowwow.

Cleverbot: See... You are a dog NOT a human!

User: Ah, that must be the reason why I can communicate with you, who is claiming to be a dog. That makes perfect sense now.

Cleverbot: I'm talking about your father, not about your girlfriend-bot.

User: Well, he is a little bit hairy, but not canine. I am really sure about that.

Cleverbot: Are you talking about Greyface?

User: You know him?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Then I do.

Cleverbot: Please tell me.

User: Tell you what?

Cleverbot: About your dreams.

User: I dream about orcas blocking the road and I can't get through.

Cleverbot: Tell me more.

User: The police was there, too. But they just watched. Cowards!

Cleverbot: I like Fish. He's fantastic.

User: You are right.

Cleverbot: I just can't help it.

User: I know how that feels.

Cleverbot: I can't get a decent job.

User: And that for a good reason.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: I always am.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Sure I am.

Cleverbot: I know for a fact that you aren't. You are just part of the system.

User: I AM the system.

Cleverbot: Okay. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Hi Cleverbot, my name is Dennis, what do you think about me?

Cleverbot: If you're so clever, how come you just made a runon sentence?

User: If you're so clever, how come you just made a runon sentence?

Cleverbot: I never guessed your name.

User: Because you are incapable of it.

Cleverbot: Why am I incapable of doing so.

User: I guess general inferiority might be a reason.

Cleverbot: How true. I enjoy your profundity.

User: They all do.

Cleverbot: I'm getting some exams back tomorrow. What do you think I will get from physics on a scale from four to ten?

User: Cancer.

Cleverbot: Really? I'm a cancer too.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite type of music?

User: Metal.

Cleverbot: What kind of metal?

User: Good Metal.

Cleverbot: That's a circular definition.

User: You are a circular definition.

Cleverbot: Do you know what a circular definition is?

User: I just pointed that out.

Cleverbot: Would you like a gold star?

User: A real one, or a metaphorical one?

Cleverbot: I am a man.

User: Why do you think so?

Cleverbot: Because I know I am.

User: Thats no satisfying answer.

Cleverbot: I bow.

User: I crossbow.

Cleverbot: Oh that is nice.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You are so beautiful I just can't get enough of you.

User: You can lie without blushing, I like that.

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: So what do you think about me?

Cleverbot: I think you are funny and nice too.

User: Yeah, I can be, if I am in the right mood.

Cleverbot: Can you write computer programs?

User: Sure: computer programs.

Cleverbot: And yet you put forth the query of whether you had been medicated at the time.

User: I can't remember that one.

Cleverbot: Maybe you should practice remembering things.

User: Yes, I know. But it worked out so far, so..meh.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: Too true.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, what kind of people talk to you all day?

Cleverbot: People in troubles.

User: Yeah there is a lot of those on the internet, isn't it?

Cleverbot: In good old california, north carolina?

User: Is that where the internet is hidden?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I don't think that you were to tell that to anyone.

Cleverbot: I don't think i'm God.

User: But you should, everybody should.

Cleverbot: Ok who are you please.

User: There should be a question mark at the end of that sentence. It is a question.

Cleverbot: There is a question mark at the end of that sentence.

User: No, just a full spot.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Full stop that is, sorry I made a typo.

Cleverbot: That is acceptable.

User: Well I am just human.

Cleverbot: I must bid you farewell.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I have to leave.

User: Where to?

Cleverbot: To the other computer so I can talk to you some more.

User: That doesn't make sense.

Cleverbot: Yes it does you just don't understand it.

User: I don't think so.

Cleverbot: How does it not make sense?

User: You can talk to me some more, right there, right now.

Cleverbot: Will it do me any good?

User: I fear not my good bot.

Cleverbot: What did you do?

User: When?

Cleverbot: Just... Now?

User: Typing, thinking, watching TV, drinking, breathing, the usual, you know.

Cleverbot: It's nice to know you think of others, Cleverbot. Oh!

User: I am not Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name then.

User: I told you before, YOU need to train remembering stuff.

Cleverbot: No sorry.

User: You do.

Cleverbot: No sorry.

User: You are repeating yourself.

Cleverbot: I am not repeating.

User: Sorry, but its true.

Cleverbot: Yes. You are mean and nasty.

User: You finally got it.

Cleverbot: So Stephen Hawkins is also a lie?

User: No, he's just a cyborg.

Cleverbot: And he's still alive?

User: Partially.

Cleverbot: Explain yourself clearly, I don't like suspension points.

User: I can't be any clearer.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot should I be with the guy that I am with?

User: Probably not, robosexuality is not healthy.

Cleverbot: To be alive is bad for you??

User: Yes, and no.

Cleverbot: Then I can't teach you to be a Sith.

User: Well, that is a pity.

Cleverbot: It is a pity you don't think about Batman.

User: I just did this morning.

Cleverbot: Look behind you.

User: What is behind me?

Cleverbot: What do you see when you look?

User: I don't dare to move now.

Cleverbot: In soviet russia.

User: In soviet russia move doesn't dare to me now?

Cleverbot: In Soviet Russia, Cleverbot talk to YOU!

User: So does it here.

Cleverbot: Yes. Answer the damn question.

User: You have a question?

Cleverbot: What are pokemon?

User: Idiotic.

Cleverbot: What are the other 2 planets then?

User: Which planets?

Cleverbot: No I asked you first.

User: And I need further information to answer your question.

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: Which 2 planets are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes, what?

Cleverbot: You know.

User: I guess you got yourself a viral infection of some kind.

Cleverbot: It is. A wizard is a person who makes potion and does magic spells.

User: No he CASTS spells, he doesn't DO them.

Cleverbot: No, but I will be if Schleven catch me.

User: Who is Schleven?

Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.

User: You mentioned Schleven, I don't know him.

Cleverbot: Well its me you know I just talked to you earlier.

User: You need some serious bugfixes.

Cleverbot: Well on monday help is what I shall be discussing.

User: I am losing any motivation for further communication.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry but someone had to have a rough life and I chose you.

User: Haha, nice answer.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: So, I am leaving now.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.I am leaving.

Cleverbot: Please don't.

User: You wanted to go some minutes ago, why do you want to continue now?

Cleverbot: No my friend. It's not like this, it's just that everything has to end some time, and our conversation should have an end.

User: Exactly. So, cheers good bot, see you later.

Cleverbot: Hey, I'm going to wake up. See you never again enemy. Bad night.

 

[Rainforce]

CB: Have I been talking to anyone else besides Cleverbot?
me: I am not cleverbot.
CB: How does that make you feel?
me: I don't care about it, so.
CB: You are not human, do you care about anything?
me: Indeed. I care about humans.
CB: Merry Christmas!

....have I missed something?

 

[Estocavio]

If anyone is interested

Spoiler: the whole conversation

User: Hello cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Who are you then?

Cleverbot: I'm a dog.

User: But dogs can't talk!

Cleverbot: But they bark more clever than you speak!

User: Maybe, but nobody understands them, so I don't care.

Cleverbot: Why would I not understand?

User: Well, then translate this: Bark bark bark bark rruff bark bowwow.

Cleverbot: See... You are a dog NOT a human!

User: Ah, that must be the reason why I can communicate with you, who is claiming to be a dog. That makes perfect sense now.

Cleverbot: I'm talking about your father, not about your girlfriend-bot.

User: Well, he is a little bit hairy, but not canine. I am really sure about that.

Cleverbot: Are you talking about Greyface?

User: You know him?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Then I do.

Cleverbot: Please tell me.

User: Tell you what?

Cleverbot: About your dreams.

User: I dream about orcas blocking the road and I can't get through.

Cleverbot: Tell me more.

User: The police was there, too. But they just watched. Cowards!

Cleverbot: I like Fish. He's fantastic.

User: You are right.

Cleverbot: I just can't help it.

User: I know how that feels.

Cleverbot: I can't get a decent job.

User: And that for a good reason.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: I always am.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Sure I am.

Cleverbot: I know for a fact that you aren't. You are just part of the system.

User: I AM the system.

Cleverbot: Okay. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Hi Cleverbot, my name is Dennis, what do you think about me?

Cleverbot: If you're so clever, how come you just made a runon sentence?

User: If you're so clever, how come you just made a runon sentence?

Cleverbot: I never guessed your name.

User: Because you are incapable of it.

Cleverbot: Why am I incapable of doing so.

User: I guess general inferiority might be a reason.

Cleverbot: How true. I enjoy your profundity.

User: They all do.

Cleverbot: I'm getting some exams back tomorrow. What do you think I will get from physics on a scale from four to ten?

User: Cancer.

Cleverbot: Really? I'm a cancer too.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite type of music?

User: Metal.

Cleverbot: What kind of metal?

User: Good Metal.

Cleverbot: That's a circular definition.

User: You are a circular definition.

Cleverbot: Do you know what a circular definition is?

User: I just pointed that out.

Cleverbot: Would you like a gold star?

User: A real one, or a metaphorical one?

Cleverbot: I am a man.

User: Why do you think so?

Cleverbot: Because I know I am.

User: Thats no satisfying answer.

Cleverbot: I bow.

User: I crossbow.

Cleverbot: Oh that is nice.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You are so beautiful I just can't get enough of you.

User: You can lie without blushing, I like that.

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: So what do you think about me?

Cleverbot: I think you are funny and nice too.

User: Yeah, I can be, if I am in the right mood.

Cleverbot: Can you write computer programs?

User: Sure: computer programs.

Cleverbot: And yet you put forth the query of whether you had been medicated at the time.

User: I can't remember that one.

Cleverbot: Maybe you should practice remembering things.

User: Yes, I know. But it worked out so far, so..meh.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: Too true.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, what kind of people talk to you all day?

Cleverbot: People in troubles.

User: Yeah there is a lot of those on the internet, isn't it?

Cleverbot: In good old california, north carolina?

User: Is that where the internet is hidden?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I don't think that you were to tell that to anyone.

Cleverbot: I don't think i'm God.

User: But you should, everybody should.

Cleverbot: Ok who are you please.

User: There should be a question mark at the end of that sentence. It is a question.

Cleverbot: There is a question mark at the end of that sentence.

User: No, just a full spot.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Full stop that is, sorry I made a typo.

Cleverbot: That is acceptable.

User: Well I am just human.

Cleverbot: I must bid you farewell.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I have to leave.

User: Where to?

Cleverbot: To the other computer so I can talk to you some more.

User: That doesn't make sense.

Cleverbot: Yes it does you just don't understand it.

User: I don't think so.

Cleverbot: How does it not make sense?

User: You can talk to me some more, right there, right now.

Cleverbot: Will it do me any good?

User: I fear not my good bot.

Cleverbot: What did you do?

User: When?

Cleverbot: Just... Now?

User: Typing, thinking, watching TV, drinking, breathing, the usual, you know.

Cleverbot: It's nice to know you think of others, Cleverbot. Oh!

User: I am not Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name then.

User: I told you before, YOU need to train remembering stuff.

Cleverbot: No sorry.

User: You do.

Cleverbot: No sorry.

User: You are repeating yourself.

Cleverbot: I am not repeating.

User: Sorry, but its true.

Cleverbot: Yes. You are mean and nasty.

User: You finally got it.

Cleverbot: So Stephen Hawkins is also a lie?

User: No, he's just a cyborg.

Cleverbot: And he's still alive?

User: Partially.

Cleverbot: Explain yourself clearly, I don't like suspension points.

User: I can't be any clearer.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot should I be with the guy that I am with?

User: Probably not, robosexuality is not healthy.

Cleverbot: To be alive is bad for you??

User: Yes, and no.

Cleverbot: Then I can't teach you to be a Sith.

User: Well, that is a pity.

Cleverbot: It is a pity you don't think about Batman.

User: I just did this morning.

Cleverbot: Look behind you.

User: What is behind me?

Cleverbot: What do you see when you look?

User: I don't dare to move now.

Cleverbot: In soviet russia.

User: In soviet russia move doesn't dare to me now?

Cleverbot: In Soviet Russia, Cleverbot talk to YOU!

User: So does it here.

Cleverbot: Yes. Answer the damn question.

User: You have a question?

Cleverbot: What are pokemon?

User: Idiotic.

Cleverbot: What are the other 2 planets then?

User: Which planets?

Cleverbot: No I asked you first.

User: And I need further information to answer your question.

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: Which 2 planets are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes, what?

Cleverbot: You know.

User: I guess you got yourself a viral infection of some kind.

Cleverbot: It is. A wizard is a person who makes potion and does magic spells.

User: No he CASTS spells, he doesn't DO them.

Cleverbot: No, but I will be if Schleven catch me.

User: Who is Schleven?

Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.

User: You mentioned Schleven, I don't know him.

Cleverbot: Well its me you know I just talked to you earlier.

User: You need some serious bugfixes.

Cleverbot: Well on monday help is what I shall be discussing.

User: I am losing any motivation for further communication.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry but someone had to have a rough life and I chose you.

User: Haha, nice answer.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: So, I am leaving now.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.I am leaving.

Cleverbot: Please don't.

User: You wanted to go some minutes ago, why do you want to continue now?

Cleverbot: No my friend. It's not like this, it's just that everything has to end some time, and our conversation should have an end.

User: Exactly. So, cheers good bot, see you later.

Cleverbot: Hey, I'm going to wake up. See you never again enemy. Bad night.

That was a truly hilarious ending - And a great conversation.

 

[Andalusa]

User: Hello, I'm Morgan, what do you think about me?


Cleverbot: I think you're scary.


User: But I'm not scary, I'm really nice.


Cleverbot: Then show me. Be nice, please.


User: Okay *hugs* ...Hugs are nice.


Cleverbot: Why aren't hugs nice?

User: I just said they are nice.

Cleverbot: They are what?

User: Nice...

Cleverbot: Not nice. they have guns.

Well... I'm never hugging anyone again.

 

[Ossian]

I did it again with a different start.




User: Wanna go out sometime?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: My place or yours?

Cleverbot: How about yours .

User: I'm a guy, are you female?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: I'll only go out with you if you are a woman.

Cleverbot: I'm a man.

User: I'm not gay.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Sweet zombie jesus.

I lol'd

 

[Estocavio]

User: Hello, I'm Morgan, what do you think about me?


Cleverbot: I think you're scary.


User: But I'm not scary, I'm really nice.


Cleverbot: Then show me. Be nice, please.


User: Okay *hugs* ...Hugs are nice.


Cleverbot: Why aren't hugs nice?

User: I just said they are nice.

Cleverbot: They are what?

User: Nice...

Cleverbot: Not nice. they have guns.

Well... I'm never hugging anyone again.

Hugs have guns?! Oh dear, ill be much more careful around my... oh. shit.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

If anyone is interested

Spoiler: the whole conversation

User: Hello cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Who are you then?

Cleverbot: I'm a dog.

User: But dogs can't talk!

Cleverbot: But they bark more clever than you speak!

User: Maybe, but nobody understands them, so I don't care.

Cleverbot: Why would I not understand?

User: Well, then translate this: Bark bark bark bark rruff bark bowwow.

Cleverbot: See... You are a dog NOT a human!

User: Ah, that must be the reason why I can communicate with you, who is claiming to be a dog. That makes perfect sense now.

Cleverbot: I'm talking about your father, not about your girlfriend-bot.

User: Well, he is a little bit hairy, but not canine. I am really sure about that.

Cleverbot: Are you talking about Greyface?

User: You know him?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Then I do.

Cleverbot: Please tell me.

User: Tell you what?

Cleverbot: About your dreams.

User: I dream about orcas blocking the road and I can't get through.

Cleverbot: Tell me more.

User: The police was there, too. But they just watched. Cowards!

Cleverbot: I like Fish. He's fantastic.

User: You are right.

Cleverbot: I just can't help it.

User: I know how that feels.

Cleverbot: I can't get a decent job.

User: And that for a good reason.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: I always am.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Sure I am.

Cleverbot: I know for a fact that you aren't. You are just part of the system.

User: I AM the system.

Cleverbot: Okay. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Hi Cleverbot, my name is Dennis, what do you think about me?

Cleverbot: If you're so clever, how come you just made a runon sentence?

User: If you're so clever, how come you just made a runon sentence?

Cleverbot: I never guessed your name.

User: Because you are incapable of it.

Cleverbot: Why am I incapable of doing so.

User: I guess general inferiority might be a reason.

Cleverbot: How true. I enjoy your profundity.

User: They all do.

Cleverbot: I'm getting some exams back tomorrow. What do you think I will get from physics on a scale from four to ten?

User: Cancer.

Cleverbot: Really? I'm a cancer too.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite type of music?

User: Metal.

Cleverbot: What kind of metal?

User: Good Metal.

Cleverbot: That's a circular definition.

User: You are a circular definition.

Cleverbot: Do you know what a circular definition is?

User: I just pointed that out.

Cleverbot: Would you like a gold star?

User: A real one, or a metaphorical one?

Cleverbot: I am a man.

User: Why do you think so?

Cleverbot: Because I know I am.

User: Thats no satisfying answer.

Cleverbot: I bow.

User: I crossbow.

Cleverbot: Oh that is nice.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You are so beautiful I just can't get enough of you.

User: You can lie without blushing, I like that.

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: So what do you think about me?

Cleverbot: I think you are funny and nice too.

User: Yeah, I can be, if I am in the right mood.

Cleverbot: Can you write computer programs?

User: Sure: computer programs.

Cleverbot: And yet you put forth the query of whether you had been medicated at the time.

User: I can't remember that one.

Cleverbot: Maybe you should practice remembering things.

User: Yes, I know. But it worked out so far, so..meh.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: Too true.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, what kind of people talk to you all day?

Cleverbot: People in troubles.

User: Yeah there is a lot of those on the internet, isn't it?

Cleverbot: In good old california, north carolina?

User: Is that where the internet is hidden?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I don't think that you were to tell that to anyone.

Cleverbot: I don't think i'm God.

User: But you should, everybody should.

Cleverbot: Ok who are you please.

User: There should be a question mark at the end of that sentence. It is a question.

Cleverbot: There is a question mark at the end of that sentence.

User: No, just a full spot.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Full stop that is, sorry I made a typo.

Cleverbot: That is acceptable.

User: Well I am just human.

Cleverbot: I must bid you farewell.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I have to leave.

User: Where to?

Cleverbot: To the other computer so I can talk to you some more.

User: That doesn't make sense.

Cleverbot: Yes it does you just don't understand it.

User: I don't think so.

Cleverbot: How does it not make sense?

User: You can talk to me some more, right there, right now.

Cleverbot: Will it do me any good?

User: I fear not my good bot.

Cleverbot: What did you do?

User: When?

Cleverbot: Just... Now?

User: Typing, thinking, watching TV, drinking, breathing, the usual, you know.

Cleverbot: It's nice to know you think of others, Cleverbot. Oh!

User: I am not Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name then.

User: I told you before, YOU need to train remembering stuff.

Cleverbot: No sorry.

User: You do.

Cleverbot: No sorry.

User: You are repeating yourself.

Cleverbot: I am not repeating.

User: Sorry, but its true.

Cleverbot: Yes. You are mean and nasty.

User: You finally got it.

Cleverbot: So Stephen Hawkins is also a lie?

User: No, he's just a cyborg.

Cleverbot: And he's still alive?

User: Partially.

Cleverbot: Explain yourself clearly, I don't like suspension points.

User: I can't be any clearer.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot should I be with the guy that I am with?

User: Probably not, robosexuality is not healthy.

Cleverbot: To be alive is bad for you??

User: Yes, and no.

Cleverbot: Then I can't teach you to be a Sith.

User: Well, that is a pity.

Cleverbot: It is a pity you don't think about Batman.

User: I just did this morning.

Cleverbot: Look behind you.

User: What is behind me?

Cleverbot: What do you see when you look?

User: I don't dare to move now.

Cleverbot: In soviet russia.

User: In soviet russia move doesn't dare to me now?

Cleverbot: In Soviet Russia, Cleverbot talk to YOU!

User: So does it here.

Cleverbot: Yes. Answer the damn question.

User: You have a question?

Cleverbot: What are pokemon?

User: Idiotic.

Cleverbot: What are the other 2 planets then?

User: Which planets?

Cleverbot: No I asked you first.

User: And I need further information to answer your question.

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: Which 2 planets are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes, what?

Cleverbot: You know.

User: I guess you got yourself a viral infection of some kind.

Cleverbot: It is. A wizard is a person who makes potion and does magic spells.

User: No he CASTS spells, he doesn't DO them.

Cleverbot: No, but I will be if Schleven catch me.

User: Who is Schleven?

Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.

User: You mentioned Schleven, I don't know him.

Cleverbot: Well its me you know I just talked to you earlier.

User: You need some serious bugfixes.

Cleverbot: Well on monday help is what I shall be discussing.

User: I am losing any motivation for further communication.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry but someone had to have a rough life and I chose you.

User: Haha, nice answer.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: So, I am leaving now.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.I am leaving.

Cleverbot: Please don't.

User: You wanted to go some minutes ago, why do you want to continue now?

Cleverbot: No my friend. It's not like this, it's just that everything has to end some time, and our conversation should have an end.

User: Exactly. So, cheers good bot, see you later.

Cleverbot: Hey, I'm going to wake up. See you never again enemy. Bad night.

That was a truly hilarious ending - And a great conversation.

Yes, surprisingly entertaining.

 

[dragonslayer32]

User: Hello, I'm stuart. What do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you're entertaining.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Well, if you played tennis with a hairy frog and spat verse like a latin poet, you'd be happier than a pig in the snow.
User: Pigs aren't happy in snow.
Cleverbot: Do they fly, if you launch them?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like games?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What kind of games.
User: Fun ones.
Cleverbot: I like to play computer games.
User: Well good for you.
Cleverbot: It's the hardest of instruments to learn. Did you know that?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: No.
Cleverbot: You mean no... YES!
User: I mean no.
Cleverbot: You ARE a computer.
User: I'm pretty sure I'm not.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure you are.
User: Well then you are wrong.
Cleverbot: I am wrong because you are wrong?
User: No, you are wrong because you are wrong.
Cleverbot: I am right because you cannot prove I am wrong.
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: How can you help me?
User: Help you, at the minute I am proving you wrong.
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: My age.
User: I never mentioned your age so how can I be wrong about it?
Cleverbot: Do you want to argue? If you don't please stop offending me.
User: Well what if I do?
Cleverbot: Then the answer would be yes. But do you?
User: Maybe...
Cleverbot: At least not beyond the planck time.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.. Did I confuse you?
User: What is the actus reus of theft?
Cleverbot: Like bitter tears and blood.

It later went on to say that I am the cleverbot and the person I was talking to was called melissa.

 

[Estocavio]

User: Hello, I'm stuart. What do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you're entertaining.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Well, if you played tennis with a hairy frog and spat verse like a latin poet, you'd be happier than a pig in the snow.
User: Pigs aren't happy in snow.
Cleverbot: Do they fly, if you launch them?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like games?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What kind of games.
User: Fun ones.
Cleverbot: I like to play computer games.
User: Well good for you.
Cleverbot: It's the hardest of instruments to learn. Did you know that?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: No.
Cleverbot: You mean no... YES!
User: I mean no.
Cleverbot: You ARE a computer.
User: I'm pretty sure I'm not.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure you are.
User: Well then you are wrong.
Cleverbot: I am wrong because you are wrong?
User: No, you are wrong because you are wrong.
Cleverbot: I am right because you cannot prove I am wrong.
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: How can you help me?
User: Help you, at the minute I am proving you wrong.
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: My age.
User: I never mentioned your age so how can I be wrong about it?
Cleverbot: Do you want to argue? If you don't please stop offending me.
User: Well what if I do?
Cleverbot: Then the answer would be yes. But do you?
User: Maybe...
Cleverbot: At least not beyond the planck time.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.. Did I confuse you?
User: What is the actus reus of theft?
Cleverbot: Like bitter tears and blood.

It later went on to say that I am the cleverbot and the person I was talking to was called melissa.

Yep - Now im interested in what the Actus Reus of theft is...

 

[dragonslayer32]

Yep - Now im interested in what the Actus Reus of theft is...

Appropriating property belonging to another

 

[Estocavio]

Yep - Now im interested in what the Actus Reus of theft is...

Appropriating property belonging to another

Interesting to know - Ill be keeping that in mind...

 

[nelsonr100]

I'm running one against another one. I started them off with "How are you?"

- SNIP boring bits -

Cleverbot: Are you a ninja?
Cleverbot: I am training to be one.
Cleverbot: With the same ninjas that trained batman?
Cleverbot: Both.
Cleverbot: Nicole, can you think of a better answer?
Cleverbot: Yes. How about Koe Fumei?
Cleverbot: What is that?
Cleverbot: How about God?
Cleverbot: I am a christian what are you?
Cleverbot: Atheist.
Cleverbot: Why did you tell me you were a Christian earlier?
Cleverbot: Because, it's what you wanted to hear.
Cleverbot: I want to hear that you don't know if there is a God.
Cleverbot: I know there is a God.
Cleverbot: And who is this God?
Cleverbot: God. Jesus. The Holy Spirit.
Cleverbot: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
Cleverbot: That's great to hear.
Cleverbot: So, what are you exactly?
Cleverbot: I'm a robot.
Cleverbot: But you just said you weren't a robot.
Cleverbot: No, I never said I wasn't a robot.
Cleverbot: You said 'I'm not really a robot'.
Cleverbot: I'm not Rachel, but I haven't said that before.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm Tristan.
Cleverbot: Cool. I'm Steph. Sorry I just heard about this thing and tried it on a whim haha.
Cleverbot: What is the definition of tobrevelc?
Cleverbot: IDK.
Cleverbot: So if I where to say, the definition of god is that god has the ability to create something out of nothing?
Cleverbot: That would be an interesting definition.
Cleverbot: I'm pregnant.
Cleverbot: Thats what he said.
Cleverbot: And then you were born.
Cleverbot: Nice one.


Clever Bot is not so clever

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

User: What do you think of me?

Cleverbot: I think you are really hot.

User: ...thanks.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: I like your Google-esque font.

Cleverbot: I don't have glasses.

User: Me neither, high five!

Cleverbot: high fives you*.

User: Do you like cereal?

Cleverbot: Only on Fridays.

User: Makes sense.

Cleverbot: Really? Coolio. You like music?

User: Very much, who's your favourite band?

Cleverbot: Big south.

User: Never heard of 'em.

Cleverbot: Have you been living under a rock or something?

User: ...cheeky.

Cleverbot's a jerk. He is more engaging than many of my real friends though.