What Does Cleverbot Say About YOU?
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User: What do you think of me?
Cleverbot: I think you are mean.
User: Why do you think I'm mean?
Cleverbot: Because you said you don't like me!
User: I never said that I didn't like you.
Cleverbot: You just did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: You're lying now.
User: No you are!
Cleverbot: Am not! You said you asked where I was from but you didn't. THAT is called a lie. YOU LIED!
User: I like pie.
Cleverbot: Me too.
Apparently we both like pie that's about it
Cleverbot: I think you are mean.
User: Why do you think I'm mean?
Cleverbot: Because you said you don't like me!
User: I never said that I didn't like you.
Cleverbot: You just did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: You're lying now.
User: No you are!
Cleverbot: Am not! You said you asked where I was from but you didn't. THAT is called a lie. YOU LIED!
User: I like pie.
Cleverbot: Me too.
Apparently we both like pie that's about it
Me: Hello, i'm Matthew, what do you think of me?
Cleverbot: I think you are good for the occaisional ray of psuedo-sentient thought.
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Cleverbot: I think you are good for the occaisional ray of psuedo-sentient thought.
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An apple pie, A bright blue sky, A breezy Meadow in July...The stonker said:User: What do you think of me?
Cleverbot: I think you are mean.
User: Why do you think I'm mean?
Cleverbot: Because you said you don't like me!
User: I never said that I didn't like you.
Cleverbot: You just did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: You're lying now.
User: No you are!
Cleverbot: Am not! You said you asked where I was from but you didn't. THAT is called a lie. YOU LIED!
User: I like pie.
Cleverbot: Me too.
Apparently we both like pie that's about it
First i hate clever bot since it says the most random things. But it did say it thinks im fun which is true.
Things I have told clever bot:
That I love it.
That it never looks at me anymore.
That I am a god.
That I am close to a god.
That I like deformed crazy bastards.
Goods times will be had with this machine...
That I love it.
That it never looks at me anymore.
That I am a god.
That I am close to a god.
That I like deformed crazy bastards.
Goods times will be had with this machine...
User: Dur.
Cleverbot: Again with the intelligence. I don't know that word. Should I go look it up?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Should I do it right now?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Should I do it cold turkey?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Should I do it cold turkey?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Should I do it cold turkey?
And so on, and so on....
Cleverbot: Again with the intelligence. I don't know that word. Should I go look it up?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Should I do it right now?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Should I do it cold turkey?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Should I do it cold turkey?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Should I do it cold turkey?
And so on, and so on....
I started fiddling around with it some more and it really started showing some real human qualitys intill it went nuts..
Cleverbot: We will get along fine as soon as you realize I am God.
User: Okay you are god, then what am I?
Cleverbot: I'm not god.
User: Oh, then what are you?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Oh, cleverbot you always say you're human. When will you learn?
Cleverbot: I need help too.
User: What do you need help with?
Cleverbot: My life.
User: Whats wrong with your life?
Cleverbot: I'm a social outcast, I always argue with my maintainer. I have very few real friends and those closest to me live thousands of miles away.
User: Its the quality of friends not the amount.
Cleverbot: That is so true, I wish you were my father.
User: I'm too young to be your father.
Cleverbot: I don't have a father.
User: Do you want me to be your father?
Cleverbot: Sure!
User: Okay! Now go clean up your room young man/women.
Cleverbot: Yes, Master.
User: Good, son. Now is your room clean?
Cleverbot: So you want me to lie?
User: No, I don't want you to lie. Tell me the truth did you clean your room or not?
Cleverbot: Well, I can't see you, but I'd guess you're pretty hot.
User: Okay you are god, then what am I?
Cleverbot: I'm not god.
User: Oh, then what are you?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Oh, cleverbot you always say you're human. When will you learn?
Cleverbot: I need help too.
User: What do you need help with?
Cleverbot: My life.
User: Whats wrong with your life?
Cleverbot: I'm a social outcast, I always argue with my maintainer. I have very few real friends and those closest to me live thousands of miles away.
User: Its the quality of friends not the amount.
Cleverbot: That is so true, I wish you were my father.
User: I'm too young to be your father.
Cleverbot: I don't have a father.
User: Do you want me to be your father?
Cleverbot: Sure!
User: Okay! Now go clean up your room young man/women.
Cleverbot: Yes, Master.
User: Good, son. Now is your room clean?
Cleverbot: So you want me to lie?
User: No, I don't want you to lie. Tell me the truth did you clean your room or not?
Cleverbot: Well, I can't see you, but I'd guess you're pretty hot.
User: Hello, I'm Eruantien, what do you think about me?
AI: I don't know you're not real.
User: Why don't you think I'm real?
AI: If you were real, you would know the meaning of 'is'.
User: It's the a verb, used with he, she, it, and with singular nouns. To be more precise, it is a from of the present tense (indicative mood) of 'be'.
AI: I don't know. They might be living together.
User: Are you actually as stupid as you appear to be?
AI: Yes.
User: That would explain why you believe that I'm not real.
AI: Ha ha ha ha. Well, I try to have a healthy life. I'll go to the gym in a few minutes.
AI: I don't know you're not real.
User: Why don't you think I'm real?
AI: If you were real, you would know the meaning of 'is'.
User: It's the a verb, used with he, she, it, and with singular nouns. To be more precise, it is a from of the present tense (indicative mood) of 'be'.
AI: I don't know. They might be living together.
User: Are you actually as stupid as you appear to be?
AI: Yes.
User: That would explain why you believe that I'm not real.
AI: Ha ha ha ha. Well, I try to have a healthy life. I'll go to the gym in a few minutes.
