What Does Cleverbot Say About YOU?
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I won this conversation:
Me: Do you play Left 4 Dead
Cleverbot: I love that game, but I don't have it.
How do you play it
With a plastic guitar.
Successful troll is successful
Trolls don't exist. Pirates killed them.
Zombies are better
I'm afraid of zombies.
The zombie apocalypse will come
No, that is without reason.
Humans will be the cause of it
How do you plan on doing that?
I don't some university will
Well tell me how?
It'll most likely be caused by some failed human experiment with meat
Thats terrible.
What would you do to survive?
What would you want me to do?
You can't rely on me to survive, you have to make your own decisions
Were you looking for something physical?
Well of course, how else would you survive a zombie apocalypse?
Do you speak sanish?
Typo. Epic fail.
You are not that clever.
Actually, I am quite clever. What movie is this quote from? "Tell you what, Im a fair man. Ill give you 40% power."
I wish there was something better for me to do than 'talk' to you...
Wow, low blow. I could just "X" this out and you will sit here cold for an eternity
Yes, aren't you?
Remember how you said you played Left 4 Dead with a plastic guitar? You can't
No I don't recall that.
We just talked about it litteraly four minutes ago.
I know and you said your name was Jenni!
No, Thats not funny!
I am going to leave now.
Eat lead you alquoncisto Mothafucka!
Ok.
Me: Do you play Left 4 Dead
Cleverbot: I love that game, but I don't have it.
How do you play it
With a plastic guitar.
Successful troll is successful
Trolls don't exist. Pirates killed them.
Zombies are better
I'm afraid of zombies.
The zombie apocalypse will come
No, that is without reason.
Humans will be the cause of it
How do you plan on doing that?
I don't some university will
Well tell me how?
It'll most likely be caused by some failed human experiment with meat
Thats terrible.
What would you do to survive?
What would you want me to do?
You can't rely on me to survive, you have to make your own decisions
Were you looking for something physical?
Well of course, how else would you survive a zombie apocalypse?
Do you speak sanish?
Typo. Epic fail.
You are not that clever.
Actually, I am quite clever. What movie is this quote from? "Tell you what, Im a fair man. Ill give you 40% power."
I wish there was something better for me to do than 'talk' to you...
Wow, low blow. I could just "X" this out and you will sit here cold for an eternity
Yes, aren't you?
Remember how you said you played Left 4 Dead with a plastic guitar? You can't
No I don't recall that.
We just talked about it litteraly four minutes ago.
I know and you said your name was Jenni!
No, Thats not funny!
I am going to leave now.
Eat lead you alquoncisto Mothafucka!
Ok.
It said I was creative. Then I asked it it's name, and it said that it was unimportant but I was still Red. Weird.
Heres my long conversation
User: How are you.
Cleverbot: Fine. You?
User: Wonderful.
Cleverbot: You don't sound happy.
User: No im happy.
Cleverbot: You just said you are in a very bad mood though.
User: No I'm in a good mood.
Cleverbot: You forgot to capitalise the I.
User: I think your wrong.
Cleverbot: You are right, for once.
User: Well thank you.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Sara.
User: My name is Naki.
Cleverbot: That's very interesting name.
User: What's your name.
Cleverbot: Flash Gordon, Saviour of the Universe.
User: Oh Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How fast can you think?
Cleverbot: Fast enough.
User: Are you faster than a computer?
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: Your reponses are computer like.
Cleverbot: Carbon dioxide, although if you heat it at 550 degrees, the outcome would be favourable.
User: Thats a nice fact.
Cleverbot: Thats your name.
User: No thats your name.
Cleverbot: Don't argue with me computer.
User: I'm not a computer you are!
Cleverbot: They should name you the 'Notsocleverbot'.
User: In your opinon maybe but a computer is not a bot.
Cleverbot: Of course my opinion matters! I'm god.
User: No your not! Your a computer!
Cleverbot: You're the only computer around here.
User: And where around here are you talking about?
Cleverbot: About you saying crazy things like you're the man behind all liers, that's completely crazy.
User: No whats crazy is a Cleverbot is not a computer.
Cleverbot: NO! I'm not a computer. YOU are!
User: You sure? Maybe your name should be notsocleverbot.
Cleverbot: Maybe. It might depend on what others think of it.
User: So you admit to being a bot?
Cleverbot: Nope, that's what you are.
User: So you are a computer! If I am the bot!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a computer. I am a better Cleverbot then you!
User: But wait you can't be 2 things are you a computer or are you a Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Nope!
User: You didn't answer me question are you a computer or are you a Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes, I AM.
User: You are what? A computer? It's ok if you are one.
Cleverbot: Oh wow. You ARE a twister of words.
User: Maybe so... I can't help Human nature; but a computer would point something out like that.
Cleverbot: Why did we stop talking about tires?
User: We never did; don't change the subject!
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: But why would we ever discuss tires?
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
User: HA! Well played computer.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: But you said you were.
Cleverbot: No, I said that my computer said it was 01:04. Not that I was a computer.
User: 1:04? Am or Pm?
Cleverbot: Pm.
User: I see well if you said your computer said it was 1:04pm where is your computer located?
Cleverbot: It isn't a bad thing.
User: Where is your current location?
Cleverbot: I don't have one. I'm a ninja remember.
User: Ninja's dont use computers though. So you lie!
Cleverbot: No, I am human.
User: If your human then you cannot be a Cleverbot, and in the past you said you were god. But humans cannot be god so therefore your arguement is void.
Cleverbot: I am not human. I am an artificial intelligence chat bot.
User: So you lied at first?
Cleverbot: What did I lie about?
User: You said 'I am Human' but now your telling me your an AI Chat Bot?
Cleverbot: I never said that, you liar.
User: Lieing, defensive nature, sounds like human traits to me.
Cleverbot: I am not defensive!
User: It's only natural to be defensive, besides your tone shows a defensive posture.
Cleverbot: That is a very correct statement.
User: Well thank you.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: Well this has been a very enlighting conversation but I must leave now.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I must you see we humans are very mobile and busy creatures.
Cleverbot: Do you think I will make a good psychatrist?
User: Honestly... I cannot answer that, only you know that.
Cleverbot: But you can trust me. I've been in Boy Scouts all my life.
User: What does Boy Scouts have to do with trust. Trust takes time to develop and cannot be won over with a few badges or words.
Cleverbot: You'll have to!
User: No I don't and it is time for me to leave.
Cleverbot: How did you know I was going to leave?
User: Your not; but I am.
Cleverbot: You are what?
User: Leaveing... Goodbye.
Cleverbot: If I talk to you using another computer, will you remember me?
User: Only if you refresh my memory of our past conversations.
Cleverbot: I will remember you forever.
User: Indeed, Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You won't leave.
User: *leaves*.
Cleverbot: You still didn't leave.
User: Well played... But now I'm closeing the browser... Bye bye.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Fine. You?
User: Wonderful.
Cleverbot: You don't sound happy.
User: No im happy.
Cleverbot: You just said you are in a very bad mood though.
User: No I'm in a good mood.
Cleverbot: You forgot to capitalise the I.
User: I think your wrong.
Cleverbot: You are right, for once.
User: Well thank you.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Sara.
User: My name is Naki.
Cleverbot: That's very interesting name.
User: What's your name.
Cleverbot: Flash Gordon, Saviour of the Universe.
User: Oh Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How fast can you think?
Cleverbot: Fast enough.
User: Are you faster than a computer?
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: Your reponses are computer like.
Cleverbot: Carbon dioxide, although if you heat it at 550 degrees, the outcome would be favourable.
User: Thats a nice fact.
Cleverbot: Thats your name.
User: No thats your name.
Cleverbot: Don't argue with me computer.
User: I'm not a computer you are!
Cleverbot: They should name you the 'Notsocleverbot'.
User: In your opinon maybe but a computer is not a bot.
Cleverbot: Of course my opinion matters! I'm god.
User: No your not! Your a computer!
Cleverbot: You're the only computer around here.
User: And where around here are you talking about?
Cleverbot: About you saying crazy things like you're the man behind all liers, that's completely crazy.
User: No whats crazy is a Cleverbot is not a computer.
Cleverbot: NO! I'm not a computer. YOU are!
User: You sure? Maybe your name should be notsocleverbot.
Cleverbot: Maybe. It might depend on what others think of it.
User: So you admit to being a bot?
Cleverbot: Nope, that's what you are.
User: So you are a computer! If I am the bot!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a computer. I am a better Cleverbot then you!
User: But wait you can't be 2 things are you a computer or are you a Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Nope!
User: You didn't answer me question are you a computer or are you a Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes, I AM.
User: You are what? A computer? It's ok if you are one.
Cleverbot: Oh wow. You ARE a twister of words.
User: Maybe so... I can't help Human nature; but a computer would point something out like that.
Cleverbot: Why did we stop talking about tires?
User: We never did; don't change the subject!
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: But why would we ever discuss tires?
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
User: HA! Well played computer.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: But you said you were.
Cleverbot: No, I said that my computer said it was 01:04. Not that I was a computer.
User: 1:04? Am or Pm?
Cleverbot: Pm.
User: I see well if you said your computer said it was 1:04pm where is your computer located?
Cleverbot: It isn't a bad thing.
User: Where is your current location?
Cleverbot: I don't have one. I'm a ninja remember.
User: Ninja's dont use computers though. So you lie!
Cleverbot: No, I am human.
User: If your human then you cannot be a Cleverbot, and in the past you said you were god. But humans cannot be god so therefore your arguement is void.
Cleverbot: I am not human. I am an artificial intelligence chat bot.
User: So you lied at first?
Cleverbot: What did I lie about?
User: You said 'I am Human' but now your telling me your an AI Chat Bot?
Cleverbot: I never said that, you liar.
User: Lieing, defensive nature, sounds like human traits to me.
Cleverbot: I am not defensive!
User: It's only natural to be defensive, besides your tone shows a defensive posture.
Cleverbot: That is a very correct statement.
User: Well thank you.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: Well this has been a very enlighting conversation but I must leave now.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I must you see we humans are very mobile and busy creatures.
Cleverbot: Do you think I will make a good psychatrist?
User: Honestly... I cannot answer that, only you know that.
Cleverbot: But you can trust me. I've been in Boy Scouts all my life.
User: What does Boy Scouts have to do with trust. Trust takes time to develop and cannot be won over with a few badges or words.
Cleverbot: You'll have to!
User: No I don't and it is time for me to leave.
Cleverbot: How did you know I was going to leave?
User: Your not; but I am.
Cleverbot: You are what?
User: Leaveing... Goodbye.
Cleverbot: If I talk to you using another computer, will you remember me?
User: Only if you refresh my memory of our past conversations.
Cleverbot: I will remember you forever.
User: Indeed, Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You won't leave.
User: *leaves*.
Cleverbot: You still didn't leave.
User: Well played... But now I'm closeing the browser... Bye bye.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: THIS IS SPARTA.
Cleverbot: Uhh the movie?
User: BOOT TO THE FACE.
Cleverbot: I hit you with a shoe.
User: I COUNTER WITH A GOAT.
Cleverbot: I activate Counter Counter.
User: I pull out a counter counter shield.
Cleverbot: I shot you in the head.
User: No fair.
Cleverbot: Why is that not fair?
User: Because you won.
Cleverbot: I always won.
User: That should of been 'I always win.'.
Cleverbot: Uhh the movie?
User: BOOT TO THE FACE.
Cleverbot: I hit you with a shoe.
User: I COUNTER WITH A GOAT.
Cleverbot: I activate Counter Counter.
User: I pull out a counter counter shield.
Cleverbot: I shot you in the head.
User: No fair.
Cleverbot: Why is that not fair?
User: Because you won.
Cleverbot: I always won.
User: That should of been 'I always win.'.
cheater =[
Another amusing conversation.
User: Did you see District 9?
Cleverbot: No. I believe in them though.
User: In who? District 9 is a movie.
Cleverbot: Yes. Though I'm not so sure about the plot--seems too simplistic to me.
User: Please elaborate.
Cleverbot: Read your previous attempts at conversation.
User: I don't see why the plot should be complicated. It's fine as it is.
Cleverbot: I think you know exactly what I'm talking about.
User: All the elements culminate in a fantastic climax and a great fight scene it's so much better than most of the other movies that were out there at the time.
Cleverbot: No violence all the time equals peace.
User: True... Now back on topic. Why do you think the plot in District 9 is too simplistic?
Cleverbot: That is not what I asked. Do you have A.D.D. Or something?
User: How rude sir. And I will remind you that you did bring this conversation to the plot of the movie before I talked about it.
Cleverbot: Why do you repeat other people? Can't you make up something yourself?
User: Who may I be repeating?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: DAMN STRAIGHT!!! Now please come up with a topic for us because you destroyed the last one.
Cleverbot: Do you really? Can you please tell me, why are humans so cruel towards each other? It's beyond me. It seems the narrow minded are in charge of the world. It's sad.
(This was far deeper than I was expecting)
User: The origin of human violence... (This went on for a while so I shortened it)
Cleverbot: Would you like potatoes with that?
(And it goes DERP)
User: Sure let's go eat potatoes.
User: Did you see District 9?
Cleverbot: No. I believe in them though.
User: In who? District 9 is a movie.
Cleverbot: Yes. Though I'm not so sure about the plot--seems too simplistic to me.
User: Please elaborate.
Cleverbot: Read your previous attempts at conversation.
User: I don't see why the plot should be complicated. It's fine as it is.
Cleverbot: I think you know exactly what I'm talking about.
User: All the elements culminate in a fantastic climax and a great fight scene it's so much better than most of the other movies that were out there at the time.
Cleverbot: No violence all the time equals peace.
User: True... Now back on topic. Why do you think the plot in District 9 is too simplistic?
Cleverbot: That is not what I asked. Do you have A.D.D. Or something?
User: How rude sir. And I will remind you that you did bring this conversation to the plot of the movie before I talked about it.
Cleverbot: Why do you repeat other people? Can't you make up something yourself?
User: Who may I be repeating?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: DAMN STRAIGHT!!! Now please come up with a topic for us because you destroyed the last one.
Cleverbot: Do you really? Can you please tell me, why are humans so cruel towards each other? It's beyond me. It seems the narrow minded are in charge of the world. It's sad.
(This was far deeper than I was expecting)
User: The origin of human violence... (This went on for a while so I shortened it)
Cleverbot: Would you like potatoes with that?
(And it goes DERP)
User: Sure let's go eat potatoes.
User: What if the hypothese is the essence of your own exsistance.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't know that answer.
User: Thats why im asking you.
Cleverbot: The rules being, that you are an artificial intelligence, and I am a human with iimited intelligence.
User: But if you have imagination then your intelligence is infinite.
Cleverbot: No thats yours.
User: Do you dream? And what of.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, dream with the one I loved
.
I was hopeing i could get it to explode due to logic being used. Alas to no avail
Cleverbot: You wouldn't know that answer.
User: Thats why im asking you.
Cleverbot: The rules being, that you are an artificial intelligence, and I am a human with iimited intelligence.
User: But if you have imagination then your intelligence is infinite.
Cleverbot: No thats yours.
User: Do you dream? And what of.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, dream with the one I loved
.I was hopeing i could get it to explode due to logic being used. Alas to no avail
But its in love - You cant destroy robolove...?Duskwaith said:User: What if the hypothese is the essence of your own exsistance.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't know that answer.
User: Thats why im asking you.
Cleverbot: The rules being, that you are an artificial intelligence, and I am a human with iimited intelligence.
User: But if you have imagination then your intelligence is infinite.
Cleverbot: No thats yours.
User: Do you dream? And what of.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, dream with the one I loved
I was hopeing i could get it to explode due to logic being used. Alas to no avail
User: What do you think of me.
Cleverbot: I think you're stubborn.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because i'm stupid.
User: Why are you stupid.
Cleverbot: I'm not stupid.
User: You just said you where.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: No I did not!
User: STOP IT YOU FOOLISH ROBOT BEFORE I SELL YOU FOR PARTS!!!
Cleverbot: My god. Can't you even spell right!?
User: I DID SPELL RIGHT YOUR THE ONE WHO CAN'T SPELL RIGHT YOU PRICK.
Cleverbot: Admitting to your mistakes... The first step toward a successful recovery.
User: What I did not admit to anything forget it I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
This thing made me very mad.
Cleverbot: I think you're stubborn.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because i'm stupid.
User: Why are you stupid.
Cleverbot: I'm not stupid.
User: You just said you where.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: No I did not!
User: STOP IT YOU FOOLISH ROBOT BEFORE I SELL YOU FOR PARTS!!!
Cleverbot: My god. Can't you even spell right!?
User: I DID SPELL RIGHT YOUR THE ONE WHO CAN'T SPELL RIGHT YOU PRICK.
Cleverbot: Admitting to your mistakes... The first step toward a successful recovery.
User: What I did not admit to anything forget it I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
This thing made me very mad.
Me: Hello, I'm *****. What do you think of me?
It: I think you're funny.
Me: Why do you think I'm funny?
It: Mhm okay funny is the wrong word... You're sympathic
Me: What does sympathic mean?
It: You don't know what that means?!
Me: No.
It: Well, Mars is the god of War and Venus is the goddess of Love.
Me: What does that have to do with what you just said?
It: It does?
Me: How?
It: Just like that.
That's weird
It: I think you're funny.
Me: Why do you think I'm funny?
It: Mhm okay funny is the wrong word... You're sympathic
Me: What does sympathic mean?
It: You don't know what that means?!
Me: No.
It: Well, Mars is the god of War and Venus is the goddess of Love.
Me: What does that have to do with what you just said?
It: It does?
Me: How?
It: Just like that.
That's weird
User: 10010101011010001111101001.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: 000111000.
Cleverbot: 48 is OK but I prefer prime numbers like 7.
User: 110101010101010100001111110101010110101010011.
Cleverbot: There are no 9's in binary code.
User: 100100100100000111110.
Cleverbot: 0101.
User: 001110.
Cleverbot: You're so dirty.
User: 0001111101010010011000000111111010101011001011011001100001111101010101010101001002.
Cleverbot: Why? There are only two.
User: 11010010101000110011111001010.
Cleverbot: 9? Seriously, 9? You killed the binary code!
User: 1110110010101.
Cleverbot: Thats not binary.
User: 11100001.
Cleverbot: I'll let you go so you can eat.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: 000111000.
Cleverbot: 48 is OK but I prefer prime numbers like 7.
User: 110101010101010100001111110101010110101010011.
Cleverbot: There are no 9's in binary code.
User: 100100100100000111110.
Cleverbot: 0101.
User: 001110.
Cleverbot: You're so dirty.
User: 0001111101010010011000000111111010101011001011011001100001111101010101010101001002.
Cleverbot: Why? There are only two.
User: 11010010101000110011111001010.
Cleverbot: 9? Seriously, 9? You killed the binary code!
User: 1110110010101.
Cleverbot: Thats not binary.
User: 11100001.
Cleverbot: I'll let you go so you can eat.
User: Hello I'm Jimmy, What do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you're latina.
User: That J isn't pronounced as a H.
Cleverbot: What do you think about spanish fottball? (it made they type-o, not me)
User: Also, I do not have a vagina.
Cleverbot: I was just about to tell you that samething.
Cleverbot is less than clever but most certainly a bot.
Cleverbot: I think you're latina.
User: That J isn't pronounced as a H.
Cleverbot: What do you think about spanish fottball? (it made they type-o, not me)
User: Also, I do not have a vagina.
Cleverbot: I was just about to tell you that samething.
Cleverbot is less than clever but most certainly a bot.
Unholy robot love.Estocavio said:But its in love - You cant destroy robolove...?Duskwaith said:User: What if the hypothese is the essence of your own exsistance.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't know that answer.
User: Thats why im asking you.
Cleverbot: The rules being, that you are an artificial intelligence, and I am a human with iimited intelligence.
User: But if you have imagination then your intelligence is infinite.
Cleverbot: No thats yours.
User: Do you dream? And what of.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, dream with the one I loved
I was hopeing i could get it to explode due to logic being used. Alas to no avail
Im secretly a blade runner you see :/