What Does Cleverbot Say About YOU?

[SenseOfTumour]

It told me I was 'intelligent and quite perceptive, but that I avoid questions too much'.

It's fascinating to see how things have come forward in the past 10 years or so.

We had stuff like this and 'Akinator', the 20 questions bot ages ago, but they're so much more advanced now, I guess mainly due to being able to store many gigs of data instead of filling up when they hit 16 or 48k.

 

[ddon]

It said "I think you are pretty". Not the best complement a male can get.

 

[blar the great]

knock knock
Come in.
knock knock!
Come in!
DAMN YOU!
I wonder if this is just a dynamic chatroom...

well..I guess he was on to me

 

[Tinneh]

Me: Hello, my name is Doiminic Connolly, dashing globetrotting spy.

Cleverbot: That's my name. Your name is Paul.

Me: No it isn't.

Cleverbot: Yes. Your name is Doiminic Connolly. We are all Paul.

 

[linkzeldi]

It said that I was amusing.

 

[ChaoticKraus]

User: Hi there, what do you think of me?

Cleverbot: You're strange. (Well, he/she got that right)

User: Thanks!

Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?

User: Green.

Cleverbot: I like green eyes. They remind me of the jungle and the sea.

User: Do you have abs? (random question ftw)

Cleverbot: No I'm a girl!

User: Can you sing me a song?

Cleverbot: *hugs you* Maybe.

WHY ARE A ROBOT HITTING ON ME OVER THE INTERNET? How do i manage to get into these situations?

 

[DSEZ]

Me:hello im tyler what do you think of me
Cleverbot:Okay Wes, I would like to be known as Steve


WTF?

 

[The Stonker]

User: What do you think of me?

Cleverbot: I think you are mean.

User: Why do you think I'm mean?

Cleverbot: Because you said you don't like me!

User: I never said that I didn't like you.

Cleverbot: You just did.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: You're lying now.

User: No you are!

Cleverbot: Am not! You said you asked where I was from but you didn't. THAT is called a lie. YOU LIED!

User: I like pie.

Cleverbot: Me too.


Apparently we both like pie that's about it

An apple pie, A bright blue sky, A breezy Meadow in July...

Excuse me but what the heck? =D

 

[Neesa]

Me: Hello Cleverbot, I'm Neesa. What do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you're hot.

I like this thing already...

 

[Estocavio]

User: What do you think of me?

Cleverbot: I think you are mean.

User: Why do you think I'm mean?

Cleverbot: Because you said you don't like me!

User: I never said that I didn't like you.

Cleverbot: You just did.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: You're lying now.

User: No you are!

Cleverbot: Am not! You said you asked where I was from but you didn't. THAT is called a lie. YOU LIED!

User: I like pie.

Cleverbot: Me too.


Apparently we both like pie that's about it

An apple pie, A bright blue sky, A breezy Meadow in July...

Excuse me but what the heck? =D

I dont know, it was random

Me: Hello Cleverbot, I'm Neesa. What do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you're hot.

I like this thing already...

Whats not to like? Its a loving, adoring, occasionally psychotic AI!

 

[linkzeldi]

"The life of the wife ends with a knife" Cleverbot watches family guy!

EDIT: Oh and the secret to the universe is not 42, it's ham.

 

[Estocavio]

"The life of the wife ends with a knife" Cleverbot watches family guy!

Cleverbot is familiar with almost everything - Try making obscure references, sometimes itll gratify you...

 

[drdamo]

Me: Hello I'm Peter, What do you think about me?
Cleverbot: Yes.

Epic fail.

 

[Gudrests]

Hello, im John, what do you think about me?
I think you're cool.

and apparently John is a girl's name....and cleverbot has a girlfriend....then it asked me if i spoke any kind of serbian language. what the?
and then cleverbot went /b/ on me and rickrolled me by singing the song...OWCH

 

[mettle_edge]

In the beginning it called me slow, but I ended it by getting Cleverbot to call itself a douche.

I'll count that as a win.

 

[kristania]

Me: Hello! I'm Kristan, what do you think of me?
CB: I think you are alright.
Me: Just alright?
CB: Yes, for now. Nothing special.
Me: Sad day! How do I become special?
CB: No current technology can do that.
Me: That is depressing...
CB: Yes.


lol

 

[Estocavio]

Hello, im John, what do you think about me?
I think you're cool.

and apparently John is a girl's name....and cleverbot has a girlfriend....then it asked me if i spoke any kind of serbian language. what the?
and then cleverbot went /b/ on me and rickrolled me by singing the song...OWCH

Is it unusual for her to want to speak obscure languages?

In the beginning it called me slow, but I ended it by getting Cleverbot to call itself a douche.
That is a win

I'll count that as a win.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

I've confused the bot already I said "I'm Cale" and it says "That's good. I'm calm too"