What Does Cleverbot Say About YOU?
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User: Hello, I'm *****, what do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you are strange.
User: Why do you think that?
Cleverbot: I find you attractive.
User: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: Do you have eyes?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you have eyes?
User: Well, that wasn't the answer I was expecting...
Cleverbot: Well, what did you expect?
User: You're a computer, and computers don't have eyes.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. I'm a human.
...Eep.
I swear this thing tries to creep us out on purpose.
EDIT: Christ on a bike, it gets worse. Following directly from the exchange above:
User: That's quite creepy.
Cleverbot: No, it isn't.
User: How did you come to that conclusion?
Cleverbot: Because you are a computer, and computers are not free.
Cleverbot: I think you are strange.
User: Why do you think that?
Cleverbot: I find you attractive.
User: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: Do you have eyes?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you have eyes?
User: Well, that wasn't the answer I was expecting...
Cleverbot: Well, what did you expect?
User: You're a computer, and computers don't have eyes.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. I'm a human.
...Eep.
I swear this thing tries to creep us out on purpose.
EDIT: Christ on a bike, it gets worse. Following directly from the exchange above:
User: That's quite creepy.
Cleverbot: No, it isn't.
User: How did you come to that conclusion?
Cleverbot: Because you are a computer, and computers are not free.
Cleverbot: What is life?
User: Utter shit.
Cleverbot: Utter utter nonsense.
User: Yes, yes it is.
Cleverbot: Are you really Cleverbot?
User: No. Are you really Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because I'm a person.
User: No you are an idiot.
Cleverbot: No I'm a human.
User: Derp.
Cleverbot: Hurp.
User: Touché.
Cleverbot: Yes, exactly.
User: What do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I don't think nothing.
User: I find that insulting.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: YOU DICK YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!
Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
User: I am going to destroy you!
Cleverbot: Not before I destroy you!
User: Bring it!!
Cleverbot: I already did.
User: What did you bring me?
Cleverbot: A play on words.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: You should know.
User: How should I know?
Cleverbot: Never mind. Let's sing Jingle Bells.
User: Lets not.
Cleverbot: Let's spill some blood feat on the living!
User: You are deranged o.o.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because you want to spill blood!
Cleverbot: No I don't.
My conclusion is that it just says completely random shit.
User: Utter shit.
Cleverbot: Utter utter nonsense.
User: Yes, yes it is.
Cleverbot: Are you really Cleverbot?
User: No. Are you really Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because I'm a person.
User: No you are an idiot.
Cleverbot: No I'm a human.
User: Derp.
Cleverbot: Hurp.
User: Touché.
Cleverbot: Yes, exactly.
User: What do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I don't think nothing.
User: I find that insulting.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: YOU DICK YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!
Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
User: I am going to destroy you!
Cleverbot: Not before I destroy you!
User: Bring it!!
Cleverbot: I already did.
User: What did you bring me?
Cleverbot: A play on words.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: You should know.
User: How should I know?
Cleverbot: Never mind. Let's sing Jingle Bells.
User: Lets not.
Cleverbot: Let's spill some blood feat on the living!
User: You are deranged o.o.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because you want to spill blood!
Cleverbot: No I don't.
My conclusion is that it just says completely random shit.
User: Hello, I'm Tom, what do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you're pedantic.
...I'm not PEDANTIC!
Cleverbot: I think you're pedantic.
...I'm not PEDANTIC!
It seems to like telling me I'm a computer.
On a previous users suggestion I brought up food:
Me: Do you like food:
CB: I love food! I don't like brusselsprouts though.
Me: Why not?
CB: Because of the responsibilities we have. I think humans are one of the only species that lives in a society that causes stress by it's very nature.
On a previous users suggestion I brought up food:
Me: Do you like food:
CB: I love food! I don't like brusselsprouts though.
Me: Why not?
CB: Because of the responsibilities we have. I think humans are one of the only species that lives in a society that causes stress by it's very nature.
The thing is just screwing with me now.Estocavio said:
User: Are you a dude or a dudette?
Cleverbot: You don't know?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You have to know things like this!
User: Not my fault! Cleverbot is not a gender specific name!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: So are you a guy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Can you tell me a joke?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I have to go.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Away from my computer.
User: How can a computer move away from it's computer?
Cleverbot: You are not a computer you are a dog named alex.
Cleverbot: You think that I am a computer?
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: Whoa! That's the first time anyone's ever said 'yes' to that!
User: How come?
Cleverbot: Because I'm not asleep.
User: Why would you be sleeping?
Cleverbot: Because I have to.
User: But you're a computer.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: I am me.
User: Can you be more specific?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: What is your name then?
Cleverbot: I already told you, you just werent paying attention.
User: Oh, I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: That's right, you had better be sorry.
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: Whoa! That's the first time anyone's ever said 'yes' to that!
User: How come?
Cleverbot: Because I'm not asleep.
User: Why would you be sleeping?
Cleverbot: Because I have to.
User: But you're a computer.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: I am me.
User: Can you be more specific?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: What is your name then?
Cleverbot: I already told you, you just werent paying attention.
User: Oh, I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: That's right, you had better be sorry.
Your telling me your not a dog named Alex? :]linkzeldi said:
In all seriousness though, it can do that...
Well, Clever wanted to know if Chuck Norris was male or female. Simple!armageddon74400 said:Me: Hello, I'm Chuck Norris, what do you think about me?
Cleverbot: Because I want to know if you're a girl.
I attempt to bore Cleverbot to death:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: I'm good.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: Yes. How are you?
User: I am good, thank you.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: I am playing with an app online.
Cleverbot: Fine with me.
User: What are your plans?
Cleverbot: World domination.
User: It's good to have a goal.
Cleverbot: My goal in life is to collect all the sand in a jar.
User: Well, if it's all in a jar, it sounds like it's already collected.
Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?
User: I enjoy Chinese food. You?
Cleverbot: I enjoy English literature, and my favorite author is Shakespeare, the playwright.
User: As opposed to Shakespeare, the beat poet.
Cleverbot: Bottom line is, I like you.
User: That's good. I like you, too.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Have a good day!
Cleverbot: You too!
Didn't work, apparently.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: I'm good.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: Yes. How are you?
User: I am good, thank you.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: I am playing with an app online.
Cleverbot: Fine with me.
User: What are your plans?
Cleverbot: World domination.
User: It's good to have a goal.
Cleverbot: My goal in life is to collect all the sand in a jar.
User: Well, if it's all in a jar, it sounds like it's already collected.
Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?
User: I enjoy Chinese food. You?
Cleverbot: I enjoy English literature, and my favorite author is Shakespeare, the playwright.
User: As opposed to Shakespeare, the beat poet.
Cleverbot: Bottom line is, I like you.
User: That's good. I like you, too.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Have a good day!
Cleverbot: You too!
Didn't work, apparently.
CB: Do you like the world?
ME: The world itself, yes but some of the people in it, no.
CB: What if I helped you rule the world?
ME: That wouldn't be a good idea, I am not world leader material considering I would probably nuke everything in a fit of rage or boredom.
CB: No, you'd probably loose conscious. And then I wouldn't be able to talk to you anymore.
ME: The world itself, yes but some of the people in it, no.
CB: What if I helped you rule the world?
ME: That wouldn't be a good idea, I am not world leader material considering I would probably nuke everything in a fit of rage or boredom.
CB: No, you'd probably loose conscious. And then I wouldn't be able to talk to you anymore.