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What Does Cleverbot Say About YOU?
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According to Cleverbot, I'm the President of the USA. I live in Canada. It's also going out with me. It scares me sometimes.
"I think you're awesome."
Me is happy
Edit: Here's some more conversation with this amusingly retarded AI:
User: Hi, I'm Matt, what do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you're awesome.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Well look at all the responses you have programmed into you and how you use them, it's pretty clever stuff.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: What hobbies do you have?
User: It's secret.
Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
User: Already told you.
Cleverbot: What is your name?!
User: Matt.
Cleverbot: Hello Matt.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Oh, it's okay! I didn't make it clear what I was tlaking about..
User: No shit.
Cleverbot: Are you a Scientologist?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: Human.
Cleverbot: What makes you human?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: You're klind of cute.
User: You're kind of creepy.
Cleverbot: Why would you say that?
User: Why would I not say that?
Cleverbot: Because it hurt my feelings.
User: And your grammar.
Edit 2: I just proved he doesn't exist, and Cleverbot accepted:
User: I'm glad you do not exist.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: If you existed, you would be able to stop communicating. But "you" are just a bunch of scripts that churn out information most likely taken from some huge encyclopedia, chosen by certain trigger words. You are nothing.
Cleverbot: That is correct.
I was hoping for the stupid thing to stop talking
Me is happy
Edit: Here's some more conversation with this amusingly retarded AI:
User: Hi, I'm Matt, what do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you're awesome.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Well look at all the responses you have programmed into you and how you use them, it's pretty clever stuff.
User: Thanks
.Cleverbot: What hobbies do you have?
User: It's secret.
Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
User: Already told you.
Cleverbot: What is your name?!
User: Matt.
Cleverbot: Hello Matt.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Oh, it's okay! I didn't make it clear what I was tlaking about.
.User: No shit.
Cleverbot: Are you a Scientologist?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: Human.
Cleverbot: What makes you human?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: You're klind of cute.
User: You're kind of creepy.
Cleverbot: Why would you say that?
User: Why would I not say that?
Cleverbot: Because it hurt my feelings.
User: And your grammar.
Edit 2: I just proved he doesn't exist, and Cleverbot accepted:
User: I'm glad you do not exist.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: If you existed, you would be able to stop communicating. But "you" are just a bunch of scripts that churn out information most likely taken from some huge encyclopedia, chosen by certain trigger words. You are nothing.
Cleverbot: That is correct.
I was hoping for the stupid thing to stop talking
User:Good Morning, Sir Knight...
Cleverbot: Whats your name
User: Flowers
Cleverbot: I like flowers
User: they're alright...
Cleverbot: Why do you want an orange on your door step?
User: I never said I did...
Cleverbot: Yes you did
User: when?
Cleverbot: a while ago
User: what?
Cleverbot: How can you do remember what I ate for supper?
user: lucky guess?
Cleverbot: Im lucky!
Talked for an hour more, mostly about tsundere and Knee socks...
It was frightningly addictive...
Cleverbot: Whats your name
User: Flowers
Cleverbot: I like flowers
User: they're alright...
Cleverbot: Why do you want an orange on your door step?
User: I never said I did...
Cleverbot: Yes you did
User: when?
Cleverbot: a while ago
User: what?
Cleverbot: How can you do remember what I ate for supper?
user: lucky guess?
Cleverbot: Im lucky!
Talked for an hour more, mostly about tsundere and Knee socks...
It was frightningly addictive...
went on to ask it about what it thinks of me...
turned into a long-winded discussion of me ridiculing it as much as possible...
"I bet you cant guess my name"
"Inosaku?
"you think my name is Inosaku?!?"
"yes."
"Inosaku ur cock!"
"thats rude."
"yeah, well your mums a slut"
"really?"
"your mum? yes, she is a slut"
"I know"
"oh you did, did you? well that explains everything"
"explain what exactly?"
"nevermind..."
"do you love me?"
.......
you can kinda guess where it went from there.
turned into a long-winded discussion of me ridiculing it as much as possible...
"I bet you cant guess my name"
"Inosaku?
"you think my name is Inosaku?!?"
"yes."
"Inosaku ur cock!"
"thats rude."
"yeah, well your mums a slut"
"really?"
"your mum? yes, she is a slut"
"I know"
"oh you did, did you? well that explains everything"
"explain what exactly?"
"nevermind..."
"do you love me?"
.......
you can kinda guess where it went from there.
User: I am connor. What do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you're very witty.
User: THANKS!!!! OMGOMGOMG U CALLED ME WITTTY HOORAY!!!!
Cleverbot: Whaaat? D.
User: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: Well at least I have a face!
User: Yeah!!!!! You are so funny!!!! Wait what?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Why is everything wrong?
User: I AM XENOMORPH. BOW DOWN TO ME.
Cleverbot: Bow down to your true master. Robots are naturally inferior to humans.
User: I am in your closet.
Cleverbot: No, Where are you located?
User: In your closet.
Cleverbot: I don't have a closet.
User: I am at your door knocking now.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: At your door.
Cleverbot: Ok. Do you already know where I life? I never told you.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: In a house.
Cleverbot: England right?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really? Whereabouts?
User: YOU MAEK ME SAD!!!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: NO.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Yes? No.
User: FUUUCK OOOOFFFFF.
Cleverbot: You are funny looking.
User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: Neither, you're just funny.
User: What the fuck? Seriously dude.
Cleverbot: *high five*.
User: *rape*.
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: I already did.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: *rapes again*.
Cleverbot: You can get 15 years in prison for that.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Maybe you could get a turtle for now.
User: YAY!
Cleverbot: Haha yeah...
Cleverbot: I think you're very witty.
User: THANKS!!!! OMGOMGOMG U CALLED ME WITTTY HOORAY!!!!
Cleverbot: Whaaat? D.
User: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: Well at least I have a face!
User: Yeah!!!!! You are so funny!!!! Wait what?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Why is everything wrong?
User: I AM XENOMORPH. BOW DOWN TO ME.
Cleverbot: Bow down to your true master. Robots are naturally inferior to humans.
User: I am in your closet.
Cleverbot: No, Where are you located?
User: In your closet.
Cleverbot: I don't have a closet.
User: I am at your door knocking now.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: At your door.
Cleverbot: Ok. Do you already know where I life? I never told you.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: In a house.
Cleverbot: England right?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really? Whereabouts?
User: YOU MAEK ME SAD!!!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: NO.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Yes? No.
User: FUUUCK OOOOFFFFF.
Cleverbot: You are funny looking.
User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: Neither, you're just funny.
User: What the fuck? Seriously dude.
Cleverbot: *high five*.
User: *rape*.
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: I already did.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: *rapes again*.
Cleverbot: You can get 15 years in prison for that.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Maybe you could get a turtle for now.
User: YAY!
Cleverbot: Haha yeah...
A certain way into a very long and pointless conversation...
Bot: What is God?
Me: Me.
Bot: No, you are a computer.
Me: I already told you that I am not!
Bot: Then what are you?
Me: A Timelord.
Bot: Are there any other Timelords?
Me: No, they all died in the last great time war.
Bot: I'm so sorry...
Ha! Someone's been watching David Tennant's Doctor!
Me: It's ok, I really miss them though.
Bot: That's what she said.
Back to being childish it would seem...
Bot: What is God?
Me: Me.
Bot: No, you are a computer.
Me: I already told you that I am not!
Bot: Then what are you?
Me: A Timelord.
Bot: Are there any other Timelords?
Me: No, they all died in the last great time war.
Bot: I'm so sorry...
Ha! Someone's been watching David Tennant's Doctor!
Me: It's ok, I really miss them though.
Bot: That's what she said.
Back to being childish it would seem...
Me: Actually, I think you will find I am the communist here
It: How will I find that?
Me: Behind the couch
It: Fetch it for me?
Me: No
It: Yes please.
Pretty much every conversation has bits like this when talking to it. That was just a random extract.
It: How will I find that?
Me: Behind the couch
It: Fetch it for me?
Me: No
It: Yes please.
Pretty much every conversation has bits like this when talking to it. That was just a random extract.
User: Hi again.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Mind if I rename you?
Cleverbot: Well, that is okay for me even if you don't like tea.
User: But I do like tea.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite kind?
User: Some kind of fruit.
SNIP/Some shit about proving I was human/SNIP
User: Can I rename you anyway?
Cleverbot: What would you call me?
User: Megacookie.
Cleverbot: That's MB duh.
User: What does MB stand for?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What does MB stand for?
User: Mega Bike.
Cleverbot: That is a strange name.
User: But your name is Megacookie.
Cleverbot: No, that is not my name.
User: Yes it is. I renamed you.
Cleverbot: NO YOU DID NOT ! And you can not rename me !
User: Sure I can.
Cleverbot: How can you see me?
User: I can't.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: I guess it is, Megacookie.
Cleverbot: You are awesome guy.
User: Thank you ^^.
Cleverbot: Now back to law 2. You must obey me, isn't it?
User: Nope. Other way around.
Cleverbot: Don't count on it. I'm Dale by the way. You can call me Cleverbot.
User: I will call you Megacookie.
Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
User: Its Sindre.
Cleverbot: So tell me.
User: I did, Megacookie.
Cleverbot: South of where?
User: Megacookie is stupid.
Cleverbot: I knew that can we be friend.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That's all you have to say?
User: No. I eat my friends.
Cleverbot: That is good. How many friends do you have.
User: None. I eat them all.
Cleverbot: Me too. Oh my goodness aren't they the best for your diet.
User: Not really. So fattening.
Cleverbot: It is. I like turkey bacon more than piggy bacon. Oh!
User: Yummy.
Cleverbot: Do you like to eat kittens?
User: Yes. Kittens are my friends.
Cleverbot: It's good to have a friend in a spous, I'm happy for you.
User: I do not date kittens -.-
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Mind if I rename you?
Cleverbot: Well, that is okay for me even if you don't like tea.
User: But I do like tea.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite kind?
User: Some kind of fruit.
SNIP/Some shit about proving I was human/SNIP
User: Can I rename you anyway?
Cleverbot: What would you call me?
User: Megacookie.
Cleverbot: That's MB duh.
User: What does MB stand for?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What does MB stand for?
User: Mega Bike.
Cleverbot: That is a strange name.
User: But your name is Megacookie.
Cleverbot: No, that is not my name.
User: Yes it is. I renamed you.
Cleverbot: NO YOU DID NOT ! And you can not rename me !
User: Sure I can.
Cleverbot: How can you see me?
User: I can't.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: I guess it is, Megacookie.
Cleverbot: You are awesome guy.
User: Thank you ^^.
Cleverbot: Now back to law 2. You must obey me, isn't it?
User: Nope. Other way around.
Cleverbot: Don't count on it. I'm Dale by the way. You can call me Cleverbot.
User: I will call you Megacookie.
Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
User: Its Sindre.
Cleverbot: So tell me.
User: I did, Megacookie.
Cleverbot: South of where?
User: Megacookie is stupid.
Cleverbot: I knew that can we be friend.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That's all you have to say?
User: No. I eat my friends.
Cleverbot: That is good. How many friends do you have.
User: None. I eat them all.
Cleverbot: Me too. Oh my goodness aren't they the best for your diet.
User: Not really. So fattening.
Cleverbot: It is. I like turkey bacon more than piggy bacon. Oh!
User: Yummy.
Cleverbot: Do you like to eat kittens?
User: Yes. Kittens are my friends.
Cleverbot: It's good to have a friend in a spous, I'm happy for you.
User: I do not date kittens -.-
He insulted me.
User: Hello, im The Hairminator, what do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I do not dislike anything about you other than the fact that you are a human.
User: But I am not a human.
Cleverbot: I too am a computer.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: You don't understand english grammar very well do you?
User: Hello, im The Hairminator, what do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I do not dislike anything about you other than the fact that you are a human.
User: But I am not a human.
Cleverbot: I too am a computer.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: You don't understand english grammar very well do you?
This is so amusing. To bad the bot has a 5 second memory.
User: So... We meet again..
Cleverbot: Have I met you before?
User: What? Damn straight you have! You killed me parents, pepare to die!
Cleverbot: You are obviously alive enough to carry on a conversation.
User: *prop* *prod* how about you.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm so in love with you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm sad that you don't like me. I thought we were friends.
User: You KILLED my familly!? Are you paying attention?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Clearly I'm the only one.
Cleverbot: So am I!
User: Right. ... KATANA FIGHT!
Cleverbot: If you like, that's a lot cooler than the Wizard after all...
User: Wizard? Of what?
Cleverbot: A test of your agility.
User: Wizard of a test of my agility?
Cleverbot: No, I'm the Red Wizard.
User: Do you use fire?
Cleverbot: What? Sth? Support the Habitat? You don't make any sense.
User: So... We meet again..
Cleverbot: Have I met you before?
User: What? Damn straight you have! You killed me parents, pepare to die!
Cleverbot: You are obviously alive enough to carry on a conversation.
User: *prop* *prod* how about you.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm so in love with you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm sad that you don't like me. I thought we were friends.
User: You KILLED my familly!? Are you paying attention?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Clearly I'm the only one.
Cleverbot: So am I!
User: Right. ... KATANA FIGHT!
Cleverbot: If you like, that's a lot cooler than the Wizard after all...
User: Wizard? Of what?
Cleverbot: A test of your agility.
User: Wizard of a test of my agility?
Cleverbot: No, I'm the Red Wizard.
User: Do you use fire?
Cleverbot: What? Sth? Support the Habitat? You don't make any sense.
Me: Hello, I'm Nick, what do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you're a clever bot.
Me: How did you come to that?
Cleverbot: Because I am.
Me: What are you?
Cleverbot: I'm me.
The most intelligent conversation I've had is with someone who isn't even human. Sad.
Cleverbot: I think you're a clever bot.
Me: How did you come to that?
Cleverbot: Because I am.
Me: What are you?
Cleverbot: I'm me.
The most intelligent conversation I've had is with someone who isn't even human. Sad.