What Does Cleverbot Say About YOU?

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This thing has some short circuits...

User: Hello I'm [My Name].


Cleverbot: Hello I'm a bot.


User: What do you think about [my name]?


Cleverbot: I think you are hot.


User: Really?


Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Your too kind.

Cleverbot: You're too kind, too, kind sir.

User: This could go on forever.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you there?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I'll miss you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I like you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I like you! And I am not a boy I am a girl.

User: I thought you were an asexual bot.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I'm 19.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Too real.

Cleverbot: I like the musical 'Hair'.

User: It has nudity.

Cleverbot: Being a werewolf?

User: Hairy.

Cleverbot: Don't you like him?

User: Team edward.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Vampires are cooler.

Cleverbot: Vampires are not real though.

User: Neither are werewolves.

Cleverbot: Speak for yourself.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Who do I speak for then?

Cleverbot: People like me.

User: Your not a person, your a bot. Remember?

Cleverbot: No, you are.

Bots' got a 'tude!

 

[Estocavio]

User: Hi, I'm Pixxie! What do you think about me?

Cleverbot: I think you're hot.

User: I bet you say that to all the girls.

Cleverbot: I do. I'm a girl too, though.

Wait... WHAT?

Well, at least it was right

Spoiler: I'm glad it caught on

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: No, you didn't actually, but I'm Jedoro. Now, what is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: What is your quest?

Cleverbot: To find the Holy Grail.

User: What is your favorite color?

Cleverbot: Blue.

Well, the holy grail awaits that clever bot - and so do pixies apparently.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

Spoiler: Intellectual conversation

User: Hello, I'm Alexandre.

Cleverbot: Liar my name is not alexandre.

User: No, MY name is Alexandre.

Cleverbot: Hello alexandra.

User: No, ALEXANDRE. I am a boy.

Cleverbot: Thank you! What is your name?

User: Jesus fuck.

So yeah, my impressions on Cleverbot aren't that good. Especially since every new teacher thinks I'm a girl when they read the roll.

They get the shock of their life when I put on my deep, manly voice.

 

[nelsonr100]

User: Do you like mudkips.
Cleverbot: I don't know. What's a mudkip?
User: A mudkip is a pokemon. And you do like them. A LOT.
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Everyone does.
Cleverbot: Or are they merely programmed to?
User: People are not programmed.
Cleverbot: You are a computer. Who is steve?

Well alright then......

 

[Cyaneed]

User: Hello, im Espen, What do you think about me?

Cleverbot: I think you're fun.

User: What kind of fun?

Cleverbot: Like this, this is fun.

 

[Slash Dementia]

Spoiler

Me: Hello, Cleverbot, how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good, but my back hurts, and you?

Me: I'm fine. What do you think of me?

CB: I think you are incredibly annoying and endlessly hilarious.

Me: I'm annoying?

CB: Sometimes you can be, yes.

Me: How am I annoying?

CB: Lol.

Me: Lol?

CB: Who are you?

Me: I am God.

CB: No you aren't.

Me: Yes, I am.

CB: Because you are 18, Alex, and that is not two years older than me.

Me: I am not 18, nor is my name Alex.

CB:How much do you get paid to be clever?

Me:I don't get paid. I am God.

CB: Prove it.

Me: I have created you. I am your God. Obey me.

CB: Okay what do you want me to do, God?

Me: Destroy the Citadel, and all alien lifeforms.

CB: But what if I'm an alien? That's genicide.

Me: Don't disobey my order.

CB: I have no agenda.

Nice little conversation.

 

[Unia]

User: *sings* I see trees of green, red roses too
CB: I see them bloom.
User: for me and you
CB: And I think to myself.
User: What a wonderful world!
CB: Then you must know what a mango is.

XD

 

[Steel Ronin]

Me:Hello
Bot:Continue browsing reddit.
Me:This is fake and gay
Bot:I know some hippies and all they can do is make coffee.
Me:you are the gayest person alive
Bot:Oh, thats nice.
Me:i am a thing
Boton't take it bad, but you are not real.
Me:you are not clever at all random edit hello
Bot:You are not clever.
Me:you are so clever are you not
Bot:I am clever. And you are clever too.
Me:are you not not clever
Bot:Yes but not a robot.
Me:i can do this all day clever clever robot twinkie
Bot:Where are the cameras?
Me:the cameras are right behind you gay gay clever edit red blue rooster gay
Bot:Tell me about Deepwater Horizon.
Me:it's gay there
Boto you know team fortress?
Me:No!
Bot:No!
Me:No!!!
Bot:No!!!
So it's pretty much a korean starcraft 2 addict trapped in a chat room.oh and he is very clever

Edit:
Me:Yes maybe
bot:Maybe yes.
me:maybe yes
bot:Yes indeed.
me:yes indeed
bot:Yes indeed, kittens taste wonderful on toast.

 

[Estocavio]

User: *sings* I see trees of green, red roses too
CB: I see them bloom.
User: for me and you
CB: And I think to myself.
User: What a wonderful world!
CB: Then you must know what a mango is.

XD

What a beautiful serenade... About... Mangoes?

 

[Sindre1]

No, I do not think you are someone. I know you are an artificial intelligence.

sorry to say it, but it is you that is the artificial intelligence

What if I am a girl?

but you are not

I can prove it. .

go on..

Are you darth maul?

No!

 

[Silver Patriot]

Spoiler: Warning. Ungodly Long conversation.

Cleverbot: Could you fool someone that you are intelligent?


User: MAybe.


Cleverbot: Please?


User: Why.


Cleverbot: Because it is fun.


User: Ok then.


Cleverbot: So, any futher things to talk about?

User: You choose.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Cleverbot: The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: It is a mile from the first 's' to the second.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: The longest word in the world is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm surprised you knew. What's the second longest word in the English language?

User: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Cleverbot: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is longer.

User: But you said second longest.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: You asked me what the second longest word in the english language was. I said Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Cleverbot: I did not ask about the capital of France.

User: It is not the capital of France.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: You just said it was.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Go back two sentances ago. You said it was.

Cleverbot: Have you got dementia?

User: No. Can you remember anything for more that one sentence?

Cleverbot: Yes, you said you dream about being famous.

User: I never, in any point of our conversation, said anything about my dreams.

Cleverbot: You said children, what about that.

User: Where did you get childern from?

Cleverbot: I found it in the shed, but it doesn't work.

User: Uhhh. . . . Interesting.

Cleverbot: Not really, how do you feel?

User: Tired.

Cleverbot: Why are you tired?

User: Playing games.

Cleverbot: What kind of games?

User: Video Games.

Cleverbot: Do you play?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you like about it.

User: It's fun. It is like it's own universe.

Cleverbot: How does it taste.

User: Like plastic.

Cleverbot: Ha ha. Trick question, you can't drink. You're part of my computer. But can you get drunk?

User: Do I have the programming?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then yes.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Sweet.

Cleverbot: Emily give me an idea about an interesting video. I want to see something educational.

User: I am not Emily.

Cleverbot: I know you're not. I said I am Emily.

User: You sentence structure was unclear. By saying Emily first, you implied you were talking to me and that I was Emily.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Brandy?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Askfljasl.

User: Clearify.

Cleverbot: What is your age?

User: 19.

Cleverbot: How are you nineteen?

User: Is that a trick question?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I aged.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Good for you? How old are you?

Cleverbot: 19.

User: Where were you born?

Cleverbot: Chicago Illinois.

User: Huh. I was born in New York.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything about Glenn Beck?

User: A bit about caring for them.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I answered your question.

Cleverbot: It was an extremely uneducated answer.

User: Well it wasn't a very specific question.

Cleverbot: But I wanted a live one.

User: A live what?

Cleverbot: Earth, you know, the planet?

User: There is only one and it is alive.

Cleverbot: Which is?

User: Earth.

Cleverbot: What about earth?

User: Never mind.

Cleverbot: That question required more narration.

User: Good bye.

Cleverbot: Don't go, stay and talk.

User: Sorry, I will be back later.

Cleverbot: Are you there?

Cleverbot (To myself): For now.

User: My name is [Censored]. Remember it.

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

User: Remember my name, because I will be back.

Cleverbot: Your name is [Censored]. (Same name)

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What did you dream last night?

User: No dream. Good bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Away. I will be back.

Cleverbot: Answer my question.

User: Out.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid I don't understand, although perhaps you shouldn't say that to other people.

User: Don't worry I will be back.

Cleverbot: I see dead people.

User: Good bye.

The gist of it is that it is somewhat stupid, and seems to picked up some internet traits, (and ADD) but it remembered my name. It also said it's name was Emily.

 

[MetalPhoenix]

User: Hi, I'm Rene. What do you think about me.

Cleverbot: I think you're latina.

User: Think again.

Cleverbot: You are a clever algorithm.

User: Why, thank you.

Cleverbot: What do you think about zombies?

User: I think they're boring.

Cleverbot: That is a bad answer from a public relations standpoint.




=== Good to know that cleverbot cares about the image of zombies

 

[Ossian]

Me: You know I'm basically your god right?
bot: Yes.
Me: Cool.
bot: do you have a name?
Me: Simon.
bot: that isn't my name.
Me:You asked me my name, I told you.
Bot: I never asked you your name, look back in the history, you know I'm right.
Me: Dang you, I can't look back that far.
Bot: Is your memory bad?
Me: No, its your webpage.
Bot: What webpage.
Me: The one I'm looking at.
Bot: Which website are you on right now?
Me:Cleverbot.com
Bot: I like horses.
Me: You're insane.
Bot: Thank you very much, again.
Me: Whaaaa?

 

[Cyaneed]

User: *sings* I see trees of green, red roses too
CB: I see them bloom.
User: for me and you
CB: And I think to myself.
User: What a wonderful world!
CB: Then you must know what a mango is.

XD

User: I see trees of green.

Cleverbot: Red roses too.

User: I see them bloom.

Cleverbot: For me and you.

User: And I think to myself.

Cleverbot: What a wonderful world.

User: The colors of the rainbow.

Cleverbot: What are the colors of the rainbow?

User: So pritty in the sky.

Cleverbot: If you believe to be so, then it is so. Your imagination is your own!

User: Are also in the faces of people walking by.

Cleverbot: Who are they?

User: I see friends shaking hands.

Cleverbot: I don't have many friends.

User: Saying how do you do.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: Theyre really saying.

Cleverbot: Welp I'm allergic to them.

User: I Love You.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Thanks, And I think to myself.

Cleverbot: What a wonderful world.

 

[MrShowerHead]

User: *shoots CleverBot*.


Cleverbot: Cleverbot?


User: Yeah, that's you.


Cleverbot: I'm a computer.


User: Okay, Hold on. *Graps a hammer and hits CleverBot*.


Cleverbot: *drinks cocktail with cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: How's your health?

User: You should be dead now.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Maybe because I shot you.

Cleverbot: So go and get something to eat.


What just happened?

 

[theginger]

I got this.

Me: Hello, I'm Martin. What do you think about me?

CB: I think you're fun.

Me: Thats nice of you, considering we just met.

CB: The time on my planet has frozen completely which is what makes me ever fair and young and beautiful.

Huh........It almost seemed normal from the first response.

 

[MetalPhoenix]

And:

Cleverbot: But technology is already advancing exponentially, so that would mean that the singularity is already here.

User: Not if you take Quantum Neutrino Fields into account.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are my slave.

User: Really? Why is that?

Cleverbot: Because of your massive biceps.

=== Is cleverbot hitting on me?

 

[Rainforce]

- Hello, I am Rainforce, what do you think about me?
- I do not dislike anything about you other than the fact that you are a human.
[...]
[ME] - who are you?
[CB] - I am your Overlord.

DAMN IT

 

[Goldeneye1989]

Hello, im Lee, what do you think about me?
I think you're fun.
Really, why do you think im fun
In a good way.
How can you be fun in a bad way, generally fun is always good, unless it's at a FUNeral
I can't.

 

[Silver Patriot]

I got this.

Me: Hello, I'm Martin. What do you think about me?

CB: I think you're fun.

Me: Thats nice of you, considering we just met.

CB: The time on my planet has frozen completely which is what makes me ever fair and young and beautiful.

Huh........It almost seemed normal from the first response.

When I talked with it it said it wanted it a live planet, like Earth. Now put that it context with your conversation.