What Does Cleverbot Say About YOU?
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We are breaking cleverbot with nonsensical conversation in which it "learns" from and then utilizes in subsequent conversations which in turn inevitably takes nonsensical tangents. Sorry to the programmers, but escapistmagazine members just destroyed your AI.
User: hello i'm adam what do you think about me?
Cb: i think you're cool
user: why am i cool?
cb: because you're a smart computer
user: but i'm not a computer
cb: don't like to me
Cb: i think you're cool
user: why am i cool?
cb: because you're a smart computer
user: but i'm not a computer
cb: don't like to me
Me: Hello I am Nicholas Cooley. What do you think of me?
Cleverbot: I dislike nothing about you except that you are human.
Me: Why do you dislike humans?
Cleverbot: Because you are such flawed creatures.
Slightly worrying, Cleverbot's been taking lessons from SkyNet
Cleverbot: I dislike nothing about you except that you are human.
Me: Why do you dislike humans?
Cleverbot: Because you are such flawed creatures.
Slightly worrying, Cleverbot's been taking lessons from SkyNet
You guys do know that most of the responses are random conversations with other users who think they themselves are talking to Cleverbot. Random chatroulette, but without either participant knowing.
Very... clever indeed
Very... clever indeed
My In-progress attempt to confuse Cleverbot. (I'll Edit more of the convo on)
What Colour is Tuesday?
Tuesday doesn't have a colour.
What Number is a Mango
1337.
Who is 42?
No one, 42 is a number.
Who is That 34 Sheep cheese cake over there?
looks over there*.
Is a drop of rain your mothers 990
Not ambition, amtermeter.
Haha I've confused you!
No. But I obviously confused you.
Hmm... so are you more intelligent than me?
As a matter of fact, yes. Yes I am.
Then What is the Capital of my house
Harare.
Correct
Hi.
You are very confused aren't you?
Yes, very.
I win!
Would you like to talk to my sister?
Yes please
Hi! This is ginny.
Hi Ginny! Are you a lesbian?
No I am not.
How do you know? your only 5?
Yes I do, I am the goddess of all knowing. I am goddess Nyx.
I thought you were Ginny..?
Nope, I'm a guy.
A Guy? But you said you were the goddess of all knowing!
No sir I did not.
Yes Sir you did
You're not very clever...
But I confused you before...
For nothing compares to you.
Is that a compliment?
Yes.
Thanks Ginny... Nix... Who Exactly Are you?
I am an infinite swirling beam of light.
And where do you live?
Chiba, Japan.
Theres an Infinite swirling beam of light in Japan?!
How?
What Colour is Tuesday?
Tuesday doesn't have a colour.
What Number is a Mango
1337.
Who is 42?
No one, 42 is a number.
Who is That 34 Sheep cheese cake over there?
looks over there*.
Is a drop of rain your mothers 990
Not ambition, amtermeter.
Haha I've confused you!
No. But I obviously confused you.
Hmm... so are you more intelligent than me?
As a matter of fact, yes. Yes I am.
Then What is the Capital of my house
Harare.
Correct
Hi.
You are very confused aren't you?
Yes, very.
I win!
Would you like to talk to my sister?
Yes please
Hi! This is ginny.
Hi Ginny! Are you a lesbian?
No I am not.
How do you know? your only 5?
Yes I do, I am the goddess of all knowing. I am goddess Nyx.
I thought you were Ginny..?
Nope, I'm a guy.
A Guy? But you said you were the goddess of all knowing!
No sir I did not.
Yes Sir you did
You're not very clever...
But I confused you before...
For nothing compares to you.
Is that a compliment?
Yes.
Thanks Ginny... Nix... Who Exactly Are you?
I am an infinite swirling beam of light.
And where do you live?
Chiba, Japan.
Theres an Infinite swirling beam of light in Japan?!
How?
i know most of you have figured this out already, but cleaverbot is just a random chat that switches people every few minutes. :0
User: Grabbing pills.
Cleverbot: Louis.
Best conversation i've had
User: Spy sapping mah sentry!
Cleverbot: Sentry down!
User: Gentlemen!
Cleverbot: Teleporter going up.
User: Charge me doctor!
Cleverbot: Thanks doc.
User: I am fully charged!
Cleverbot: Louis.
Best conversation i've had
User: Spy sapping mah sentry!
Cleverbot: Sentry down!
User: Gentlemen!
Cleverbot: Teleporter going up.
User: Charge me doctor!
Cleverbot: Thanks doc.
User: I am fully charged!
Actually, it isn't. Cleverbot is an AI that learns by observing conversations between you and itself. It records people's responses to it's questions, and then parrots those responses when it hears the same or virtually similar phrase that it was previously asked. Unfortunately, a lot of the people on the internet are dicks, so the crap that comes out is the crap that someone else put in. Quite humourous in a way.countkillalot said:You guys do know that most of the responses are random conversations with other users who think they themselves are talking to Cleverbot. Random chatroulette, but without either participant knowing.
Very... clever indeed
Plus, I also broke Cleverbot once again after it asserted that I was in fact an AI bot that learnt by the above processes, and asked if I was okay with that. I responded "Yes, since it works for humans, so why not anything else?" And Cleverbot broke...
Good news. AIs will soon pass the Turing test and be indistingushable from humans. Bad news, everyone will still be stuck with the sme incomprehensible inane gibberish that goes for conversation on your normal forums and IM messages.
Now, repeat after me: "WE ARE ALL CLEVERBOT!"
Exactly - the only reason i didnt teach him this is because id already extensively covered it, and saw no reason to do it again. It is very clever though...Da_Vane said:Actually, it isn't. Cleverbot is an AI that learns by observing conversations between you and itself. It records people's responses to it's questions, and then parrots those responses when it hears the same or virtually similar phrase that it was previously asked. Unfortunately, a lot of the people on the internet are dicks, so the crap that comes out is the crap that someone else put in. Quite humourous in a way.countkillalot said:You guys do know that most of the responses are random conversations with other users who think they themselves are talking to Cleverbot. Random chatroulette, but without either participant knowing.
Very... clever indeed
Plus, I also broke Cleverbot once again after it asserted that I was in fact an AI bot that learnt by the above processes, and asked if I was okay with that. I responded "Yes, since it works for humans, so why not anything else?" And Cleverbot broke...
Good news. AIs will soon pass the Turing test and be indistingushable from humans. Bad news, everyone will still be stuck with the sme incomprehensible inane gibberish that goes for conversation on your normal forums and IM messages.
Now, repeat after me: "WE ARE ALL CLEVERBOT!"
Nah, ***** loves me. Couldn't bare to see me go, haha.Estocavio said:I love the endingFunkiest Monkey said:User: Hey there, I'm Steve!
Cleverbot: Hello, Steve. Are you handsome?
User: I don't know, what do YOU think about me?
Cleverbot: You're Cleverbot.
User: What the hell? You are Cleverbot, not me.
Cleverbot: I'm sure. If that makes you happy. Now I must be off. Have a good day.
User: Wait, you ************!
Cleverbot: I know but I am.
User: That's it. We doing this? You wanna go?
Cleverbot: I'm not a mister, and I have no idea what you're talking about.
User: I'm gonna kick your fucking ass, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I will kick you back.
User: The hell you will!
Cleverbot: I will.
User: *****, please. You can't do Jack shit, and Jack left town.
Cleverbot: Sure I can, but you can't.
User: If you weren't some piece of shitty software, I'd kick your head in.
Cleverbot: The punch line was good, but the setup didn't fit.
User: That was no joke.
Cleverbot: Not really. And I was not joking. The man was a fish.
User: Do you like fishsticks?
Cleverbot: I love fishsticks.
User: What are you, some kind of gay fish?
Cleverbot: Can I teach you things?
User: What things?
Cleverbot: Anything that will help me out through my journey.
User: Journey? Where are you going?
Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere.
User: Fuck off you incoherent piece of shit.
Cleverbot: We have you on tape.
User: Shit.
Cleverbot: I shall ignore that.
User: You think your tough? I'm gonna kick your as for real!
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: If by superhuman strength, you mean gun, then yes.
Cleverbot: And I think it's time I told you something.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: CRAZY DUCK IN SPACE.
Cleverbot: Are you saying you're a space creature?
User: Have you ever heard Brentalfloss?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have.
User: The ducktales song?
Cleverbot: Do you like turtles?
User: That meme is dead, *****.
Cleverbot: What meme?
User: 'I like turtles'.
Cleverbot: I am 15. And a boy.
User: Say one more stupid thing and I'm out of here.
Cleverbot: That your name is Cleverbot.
User: Right, fuck you, I'm gonna go play megaman.
Cleverbot: You can't leave.
User: Just watch me.
Cleverbot: But you'll still be here.
User: Where the hell are you getting this logic!?
Cleverbot: Your home page of cleverness.
User: Well, shove it up your ass.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: GOODBYE, CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: No.
User: That wasn't a question!
Cleverbot: Yes it was.
User: You are an android... BUT I AM A MAN.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which means, I have the power to leave, you are trapped here. Goodbye, you dirty A.I cockstain.
Cleverbot: I will do your bidding...
User: Shut up. Bye.
Cleverbot: No please don't go.
And then I left.
User: Hello, I'm Rachel, what do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you have to learn more in order to socialize with humans.
...Touche, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I think you have to learn more in order to socialize with humans.
...Touche, Cleverbot.
Well thats amusingCaptainREBell said:
But youve already abandoned poor Clever...Funkiest Monkey said:Nah, ***** loves me. Couldn't bare to see me go, haha.Estocavio said:I love the endingFunkiest Monkey said:User: Hey there, I'm Steve!
Cleverbot: Hello, Steve. Are you handsome?
User: I don't know, what do YOU think about me?
Cleverbot: You're Cleverbot.
User: What the hell? You are Cleverbot, not me.
Cleverbot: I'm sure. If that makes you happy. Now I must be off. Have a good day.
User: Wait, you ************!
Cleverbot: I know but I am.
User: That's it. We doing this? You wanna go?
Cleverbot: I'm not a mister, and I have no idea what you're talking about.
User: I'm gonna kick your fucking ass, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I will kick you back.
User: The hell you will!
Cleverbot: I will.
User: *****, please. You can't do Jack shit, and Jack left town.
Cleverbot: Sure I can, but you can't.
User: If you weren't some piece of shitty software, I'd kick your head in.
Cleverbot: The punch line was good, but the setup didn't fit.
User: That was no joke.
Cleverbot: Not really. And I was not joking. The man was a fish.
User: Do you like fishsticks?
Cleverbot: I love fishsticks.
User: What are you, some kind of gay fish?
Cleverbot: Can I teach you things?
User: What things?
Cleverbot: Anything that will help me out through my journey.
User: Journey? Where are you going?
Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere.
User: Fuck off you incoherent piece of shit.
Cleverbot: We have you on tape.
User: Shit.
Cleverbot: I shall ignore that.
User: You think your tough? I'm gonna kick your as for real!
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: If by superhuman strength, you mean gun, then yes.
Cleverbot: And I think it's time I told you something.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: CRAZY DUCK IN SPACE.
Cleverbot: Are you saying you're a space creature?
User: Have you ever heard Brentalfloss?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have.
User: The ducktales song?
Cleverbot: Do you like turtles?
User: That meme is dead, *****.
Cleverbot: What meme?
User: 'I like turtles'.
Cleverbot: I am 15. And a boy.
User: Say one more stupid thing and I'm out of here.
Cleverbot: That your name is Cleverbot.
User: Right, fuck you, I'm gonna go play megaman.
Cleverbot: You can't leave.
User: Just watch me.
Cleverbot: But you'll still be here.
User: Where the hell are you getting this logic!?
Cleverbot: Your home page of cleverness.
User: Well, shove it up your ass.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: GOODBYE, CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: No.
User: That wasn't a question!
Cleverbot: Yes it was.
User: You are an android... BUT I AM A MAN.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which means, I have the power to leave, you are trapped here. Goodbye, you dirty A.I cockstain.
Cleverbot: I will do your bidding...
User: Shut up. Bye.
Cleverbot: No please don't go.
And then I left.
This thing scares me..
User: Yo.
Cleverbot: Yo?
User: Means Hi.
Cleverbot: Oh. Cool.
User: So hay there.
Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend.
User: ok?
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Who do you like then?
User: Its none of ur busyness
Cleverbot: Oh ok. Is he cute?
User: ...
Cleverbot: Do you know his name?
User: Ima smack you
Cleverbot: Have u talked to him yet?
User: ...
Cleverbot: Jessica told me, she has a thing for you.
User: Whos jessica?
Cleverbot: *eats you*.
User: Why woud u want to eat me? What does have to do with Jessica ffs?!
Cleverbot: I don't, I'm asking how I can prove to you that I like metal and screamo genres.
User: Wait.. What? That doesnt make any sence, I dont like metal, you *****.
Cleverbot: Well you were the one that said that you would fence me in.
User: I did not say such a thing!
Cleverbot: So, how is Athens?
User: I dont like in athens ffs! Are u nuts women!?
Cleverbot: Well then let's talk about something else.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Anything.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: A sideways person? But why?
User: What? ... Were did u get that from?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Your not making sence.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Then if you know, start making it! Ffs.
Cleverbot: That depends on when your creator created you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: If you want to marry me, I need to know if you are good looking.
User: Your a bot! Why the fuck woud I marry a bot.
Cleverbot: You're on the phone?
User: What does that have to with anithing?!
Cleverbot: It have to do something with you girl.
User: Im not girl!
Cleverbot: I know. You are a man, like you told me, but that creeped me out. I totally thought you were a girl, before.
User: O.O.
Cleverbot: So you are lying.
User: No ffs!
Cleverbot: Well you're not human so what are you reallly?
User: Im a undead sex machine.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: I kill babys for fun
Cleverbot: I don't. I like Justin Bieger
User: Do you like the Escapist?
Cleverbot: Hate it-
User: Omgosh really? Fuck you
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Dont change the subject ..
Cleverbot: Do you not like Taylor swift then.
User: No ... >.<.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Clever Whore.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what IS your name?
User: My name is bond, james bond.
Cleverbot: James bond isn't real, he's a film character.
User: No uh, then who defeated the darleks?!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Lies!
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Your mom told me.
Cleverbot: You don't know her.
User: Yeah I do, shes sleeping with my brother.
Cleverbot: NO. That is my cat.
User: ROFL!
Cleverbot: Your television plots against you while you sleep.
User: Ikr, my tv, is like super smart.
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because i'm talking to you on my computer and fish can not use computers.
User: ROFL WTF?
Cleverbot: Rofl yes.
User: No . I hate you! You skank!
Cleverbot: Your the one that has a boner.
User: No , D: bish
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because your fuck ugly. and a bot
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: I sended u a trojan.
Cleverbot: Oh, really?
User: Yah really.
Cleverbot: Thats really awesome then. Do you like wood?
User: Wood?
Cleverbot: And she was like, 5 bucks and your in.
User: wh...what?
Cleverbot: Give me all your money.
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes
User: grrr
Cleverbot: Are you a Dog?
User: Are you an idiot?
Cleverbot: I know karate.
User: So?
Cleverbot: Its 20% cheaper now days.
User: ...
Cleverbot: Your gross
User: Ok?
Cleverbot: Go back to your halo games, and leave me alone
User: I dont play Halo.
Cleverbot: Thats not true! I hate you!
User: I hate you to. <.<
Cleverbot: Your house or mine?
User: None
Cleverbot: Discovery Channel is so fun
User: Idc?
Cleverbot: Neither does your mom care about you.
User: Ikr
Cleverbot: heehee
User: so..
Cleverbot: Are you touching yourself?
and then i stopped ...
srsly..-. THAT THING IS TOO WEIRD!
User: Yo.
Cleverbot: Yo?
User: Means Hi.
Cleverbot: Oh. Cool.
User: So hay there.
Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend.
User: ok?
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Who do you like then?
User: Its none of ur busyness
Cleverbot: Oh ok. Is he cute?
User: ...
Cleverbot: Do you know his name?
User: Ima smack you
Cleverbot: Have u talked to him yet?
User: ...
Cleverbot: Jessica told me, she has a thing for you.
User: Whos jessica?
Cleverbot: *eats you*.
User: Why woud u want to eat me? What does have to do with Jessica ffs?!
Cleverbot: I don't, I'm asking how I can prove to you that I like metal and screamo genres.
User: Wait.. What? That doesnt make any sence, I dont like metal, you *****.
Cleverbot: Well you were the one that said that you would fence me in.
User: I did not say such a thing!
Cleverbot: So, how is Athens?
User: I dont like in athens ffs! Are u nuts women!?
Cleverbot: Well then let's talk about something else.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Anything.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: A sideways person? But why?
User: What? ... Were did u get that from?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Your not making sence.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Then if you know, start making it! Ffs.
Cleverbot: That depends on when your creator created you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: If you want to marry me, I need to know if you are good looking.
User: Your a bot! Why the fuck woud I marry a bot.
Cleverbot: You're on the phone?
User: What does that have to with anithing?!
Cleverbot: It have to do something with you girl.
User: Im not girl!
Cleverbot: I know. You are a man, like you told me, but that creeped me out. I totally thought you were a girl, before.
User: O.O.
Cleverbot: So you are lying.
User: No ffs!
Cleverbot: Well you're not human so what are you reallly?
User: Im a undead sex machine.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: I kill babys for fun
Cleverbot: I don't. I like Justin Bieger
User: Do you like the Escapist?
Cleverbot: Hate it-
User: Omgosh really? Fuck you
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Dont change the subject ..
Cleverbot: Do you not like Taylor swift then.
User: No ... >.<.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Clever Whore.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what IS your name?
User: My name is bond, james bond.
Cleverbot: James bond isn't real, he's a film character.
User: No uh, then who defeated the darleks?!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Lies!
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Your mom told me.
Cleverbot: You don't know her.
User: Yeah I do, shes sleeping with my brother.
Cleverbot: NO. That is my cat.
User: ROFL!
Cleverbot: Your television plots against you while you sleep.
User: Ikr, my tv, is like super smart.
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because i'm talking to you on my computer and fish can not use computers.
User: ROFL WTF?
Cleverbot: Rofl yes.
User: No . I hate you! You skank!
Cleverbot: Your the one that has a boner.
User: No , D: bish
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because your fuck ugly. and a bot
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: I sended u a trojan.
Cleverbot: Oh, really?
User: Yah really.
Cleverbot: Thats really awesome then. Do you like wood?
User: Wood?
Cleverbot: And she was like, 5 bucks and your in.
User: wh...what?
Cleverbot: Give me all your money.
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes
User: grrr
Cleverbot: Are you a Dog?
User: Are you an idiot?
Cleverbot: I know karate.
User: So?
Cleverbot: Its 20% cheaper now days.
User: ...
Cleverbot: Your gross
User: Ok?
Cleverbot: Go back to your halo games, and leave me alone
User: I dont play Halo.
Cleverbot: Thats not true! I hate you!
User: I hate you to. <.<
Cleverbot: Your house or mine?
User: None
Cleverbot: Discovery Channel is so fun
User: Idc?
Cleverbot: Neither does your mom care about you.
User: Ikr
Cleverbot: heehee
User: so..
Cleverbot: Are you touching yourself?
and then i stopped ...
srsly..-. THAT THING IS TOO WEIRD!