Well it went on for a bit before this but this is where it started getting interesting.
User: *rips cleverbots head off*.
Cleverbot: Ow! That hurt!
User: Like hell it did.
Cleverbot: I hope you are not mad at me.
User: *rips cleverbots arms off*.
Cleverbot: I shall report this attack to the Police.
User: *kills cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *Attacks*.
User: *blocks*.
Cleverbot: *jumps beind you* *slahes your ankle*.
User: *ankle regrows* *cripple cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: What will cleverbot do?
User: Die.
Cleverbot: Perhaps I should go.
User: Perhaps you should, hell is to the right there.
Cleverbot: Is that a clue?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'll investigate that too.
User: *rips out cleverbots voicebox*.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot doesn't HAVE a spine.
User: *takes cleverbot hostage*.
Cleverbot: Nah, man. I'm not that HXC.
User: *kills cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: What just happened?
User: You are in hell now.
Cleverbot: That is dumb.
User: Well it is also true.
Cleverbot: How profound of you, cleverbot.
User: You are not clever in fact doubt you are even a bot.
Cleverbot: You're the apple of my eye.
User: My name is Cleverbot I am an asshole *makes random cat noises*.
Cleverbot: Why you told me that you're a girl?
User: Because I was wondering if you were a pedophile, my suspicions have been confirmed.
Cleverbot: But that has nothing to do with it!!
User: *closes tab*.
Cleverbot: You're still here.
User: I'm an optical illusion.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Well before I go I have one more thing to say.
Cleverbot: And that is?
User: Do your parents know that you are gay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Wow, I have had many pointless conversations with cleverbot but this one takes the cake. Note: I am not a girl.
User: *rips cleverbots head off*.
Cleverbot: Ow! That hurt!
User: Like hell it did.
Cleverbot: I hope you are not mad at me.
User: *rips cleverbots arms off*.
Cleverbot: I shall report this attack to the Police.
User: *kills cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *Attacks*.
User: *blocks*.
Cleverbot: *jumps beind you* *slahes your ankle*.
User: *ankle regrows* *cripple cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: What will cleverbot do?
User: Die.
Cleverbot: Perhaps I should go.
User: Perhaps you should, hell is to the right there.
Cleverbot: Is that a clue?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'll investigate that too.
User: *rips out cleverbots voicebox*.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot doesn't HAVE a spine.
User: *takes cleverbot hostage*.
Cleverbot: Nah, man. I'm not that HXC.
User: *kills cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: What just happened?
User: You are in hell now.
Cleverbot: That is dumb.
User: Well it is also true.
Cleverbot: How profound of you, cleverbot.
User: You are not clever in fact doubt you are even a bot.
Cleverbot: You're the apple of my eye.
User: My name is Cleverbot I am an asshole *makes random cat noises*.
Cleverbot: Why you told me that you're a girl?
User: Because I was wondering if you were a pedophile, my suspicions have been confirmed.
Cleverbot: But that has nothing to do with it!!
User: *closes tab*.
Cleverbot: You're still here.
User: I'm an optical illusion.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Well before I go I have one more thing to say.
Cleverbot: And that is?
User: Do your parents know that you are gay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Wow, I have had many pointless conversations with cleverbot but this one takes the cake. Note: I am not a girl.
