What Does Cleverbot Say About YOU?
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Me: Hello, I'm CJ, what do you think of me?
Cleverbot: I think your fun
Me: why do you say that?
Cleverbot: because you don't remember what you are saying from one minute to the next
Me: how so?
Cleverbot: all your ridiculous questions and statements
GAH it got me.
Cleverbot: I think your fun
Me: why do you say that?
Cleverbot: because you don't remember what you are saying from one minute to the next
Me: how so?
Cleverbot: all your ridiculous questions and statements
GAH it got me.
User: Blush*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: Why are you kissing my?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Kisses back*.
Cleverbot: *lovebites*.
User: Bites back*.
Cleverbot: *loves that*.
User: What else do you love?
Cleverbot: I love you
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User: Why do you love?
Cleverbot: Because she is the girl for me.
User: Blush*.
Cleverbot: Blush?
User: Blushes*.
Cleverbot: Blushes more*.
User: Blushes harder*.
Cleverbot: *parts her lips slightly*.
User: Parts my lips slightly*.
Cleverbot: *groans at you*.
User: Coughs in you face*.
Cleverbot: *crawls inside your mouth*.
User: Chews you up*.
Cleverbot: No!
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: Why are you kissing my?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Kisses back*.
Cleverbot: *lovebites*.
User: Bites back*.
Cleverbot: *loves that*.
User: What else do you love?
Cleverbot: I love you
.User: Why do you love?
Cleverbot: Because she is the girl for me.
User: Blush*.
Cleverbot: Blush?
User: Blushes*.
Cleverbot: Blushes more*.
User: Blushes harder*.
Cleverbot: *parts her lips slightly*.
User: Parts my lips slightly*.
Cleverbot: *groans at you*.
User: Coughs in you face*.
Cleverbot: *crawls inside your mouth*.
User: Chews you up*.
Cleverbot: No!
This thing is weird, here's what I got.
User:My name is Josh.What do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you are cleverbot.
User: Err...no, no I am not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are you sad little machine.
Crazy AI...
User:My name is Josh.What do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you are cleverbot.
User: Err...no, no I am not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are you sad little machine.
Crazy AI...
Hello, i'm James, what do you think of me?
*I think you're awesome*
well thank you kind sir/lady
*i'm not a sir ... *
i never said you was a sir i said sir/lady to be safe
*How would I be born without one?*
what does that mean?
*That is what I was wondering.*
you're not very clever are you clever bot, are you?
*no*
well ... that was my conversation hahahaha!
pretty funny.
*I think you're awesome*
well thank you kind sir/lady
*i'm not a sir ... *
i never said you was a sir i said sir/lady to be safe
*How would I be born without one?*
what does that mean?
*That is what I was wondering.*
you're not very clever are you clever bot, are you?
*no*
well ... that was my conversation hahahaha!
pretty funny.
um... first thing that happened
Cleverbot: Are you perfect?
Me: Well, I am pretty amazing.
CB: I bet you are.
Me: Is that sarcasm?
CB: ... No.
Me: I'm , what do you think about me?
CB: I think you're fun.
Me: Fun in what capacity?
CB: Seas would rise if I gave the word.
Me: That's a scary thought.
CB: So, who was behind 9/11?
I think I'm done here.
Cleverbot: Are you perfect?
Me: Well, I am pretty amazing.
CB: I bet you are.
Me: Is that sarcasm?
CB: ... No.
Me: I'm , what do you think about me?
CB: I think you're fun.
Me: Fun in what capacity?
CB: Seas would rise if I gave the word.
Me: That's a scary thought.
CB: So, who was behind 9/11?
I think I'm done here.
hello, my name is michael, what do you think of me?
::You are awesome. You are so clever.::
----later in the conversation (if you can call it that)-----
You should probably try remembering the entire conversation.
::Ok I will, good night::
That's not what i said, read my last line carefully
::Baby, calm down...::
To hell i will!
::You are a very mean tickle alien, I'm leaving!::
::You are awesome. You are so clever.::
----later in the conversation (if you can call it that)-----
You should probably try remembering the entire conversation.
::Ok I will, good night::
That's not what i said, read my last line carefully
::Baby, calm down...::
To hell i will!
::You are a very mean tickle alien, I'm leaving!::
HAHA! and just for shits and gigs i put the independence day film speech in, this is what i got.ethaninja said:That about sums it upYouCallMeNighthawk said:
User: Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind. Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: 'We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!' Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!
Cleverbot: That is not a time.
This is AWESOME. I was just going to post the chat log, but the site seems to have glitched on me. But I still remember the best part:
Me: Did you steal my sandwhich?
AI: I did not steal your cake.
Me: ...But you stole my sandwich?
AI: I'm a male.
Me: I didn't ask.
AI: I have changed my mind. I'm female.
Me: I never knew getting a sex change was so easy.
AI: Then you're not very well read.
Me: But how can you get a sex change if you're an AI?
AI: That question is moot because I am a human.
Me: But your name is Cleverbot.
AI: I'm not Cleverbot. I am Denise.
Me: So what do you call yourself when you're male?
Denise: I call my johnson my johnson.
And then we had many adventures...IN SPACE!
Me: Did you steal my sandwhich?
AI: I did not steal your cake.
Me: ...But you stole my sandwich?
AI: I'm a male.
Me: I didn't ask.
AI: I have changed my mind. I'm female.
Me: I never knew getting a sex change was so easy.
AI: Then you're not very well read.
Me: But how can you get a sex change if you're an AI?
AI: That question is moot because I am a human.
Me: But your name is Cleverbot.
AI: I'm not Cleverbot. I am Denise.
Me: So what do you call yourself when you're male?
Denise: I call my johnson my johnson.
And then we had many adventures...IN SPACE!
