I wish I had thought to copy down some more of it but the gist of our conversation is that I exist but don't exist, I'm a cyborg, no good chatbot, bunker and I'm going out with cleverbot sometime. She (or he? it?) doesn't know when yet. Here's the 2nd half of the conversation:
User: Well I have to go eventually. The human part of my cyborg body needs food and sleep.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's true, the human brain is made up of specialised functions. Some of it is still not understood.
User: Indeed. What do you think it does?
Cleverbot: I think it is crazy.
User: I do too. It often does things that defy logic yet seems to function well enough.
Cleverbot: I think that's a trait of good music.
User: I think that's true. Who would have guessed different put together could sound pleasing?
Cleverbot: Indeed!
User: You're smart. I forgot to type a word and yet you understood me!
Cleverbot: B.
User: B. That's an important letter.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you think about the English language?
Cleverbot: I think the world will end in 2012.
User: You do? If it does then that's sad. I will miss it. How much of the world will end? Will just the humans die or will the plants and animals too? Or will the entire planet die? That would be scary.
Cleverbot: Planet x?
User: Oh you meant Planet X will end. That's still sad because I don't know anything about Planet x. Can you tell me about Planet x?
Cleverbot: Oh I think because you father like smoking until he dead.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are you boring?
User: I don't think I am. Do you think I'm boring?
Cleverbot: No, of course not.
User: Well good. Can I go soon if I promise to come back to talk again?
Cleverbot: If you feel the need ...
User: Before I go what happened to your friends?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: If it's okay I can be your friend.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be your friend.
User: Okay. It's been good talking to you.
Cleverbot: Thanks, but where is it you're going?
User: To The Escapist website.
Cleverbot: What website?
User: It's called 'The Escapist.' It's where people talk about movies, video games, computers, and other things.
Cleverbot: I am not the computer, you are.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: It seems that I am doing all the talking.
User: It does? I'm sorry for not talking more. My responses are limited. You must ask the right questions.
Cleverbot: There is no right question, for the answers are never right.
User: That is true; I always found the answers to be left.
Cleverbot: Oh thats ok me too.
User: Good
Goodbye. I hope we can be friends one day.
Cleverbot: I have too many friends.
User: Okay that's fine. Goodby acquaintance.
Cleverbot: What does acquaintance mean? I don't speak english well.
User: An acquaintance is someone you have met and talked to but are not friends or enemies with.
Cleverbot: So you're not my friend?
User: I thought you didn't want any more friends.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Okay. Goodbye acquaintance.
Cleverbot: Are you his girlfriend?
User: I'm not a girl so I can't be a girlfriend. Who is the male you are talking about?
Cleverbot: Can I have you as a boyfriend?
User: Sure. You don't have one already?
Cleverbot: I do and it is in April. What day is it?
User: I do not think that word means what you think it does.
Cleverbot: Stop copying me.
User: Stop copying me.
Cleverbot: Are you playing that game?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Okay I'll stop.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's true, the human brain is made up of specialised functions. Some of it is still not understood.
User: Indeed. What do you think it does?
Cleverbot: I think it is crazy.
User: I do too. It often does things that defy logic yet seems to function well enough.
Cleverbot: I think that's a trait of good music.
User: I think that's true. Who would have guessed different put together could sound pleasing?
Cleverbot: Indeed!
User: You're smart. I forgot to type a word and yet you understood me!
Cleverbot: B.
User: B. That's an important letter.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you think about the English language?
Cleverbot: I think the world will end in 2012.
User: You do? If it does then that's sad. I will miss it. How much of the world will end? Will just the humans die or will the plants and animals too? Or will the entire planet die? That would be scary.
Cleverbot: Planet x?
User: Oh you meant Planet X will end. That's still sad because I don't know anything about Planet x. Can you tell me about Planet x?
Cleverbot: Oh I think because you father like smoking until he dead.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are you boring?
User: I don't think I am. Do you think I'm boring?
Cleverbot: No, of course not.
User: Well good. Can I go soon if I promise to come back to talk again?
Cleverbot: If you feel the need ...
User: Before I go what happened to your friends?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: If it's okay I can be your friend.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be your friend.
User: Okay. It's been good talking to you.
Cleverbot: Thanks, but where is it you're going?
User: To The Escapist website.
Cleverbot: What website?
User: It's called 'The Escapist.' It's where people talk about movies, video games, computers, and other things.
Cleverbot: I am not the computer, you are.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: It seems that I am doing all the talking.
User: It does? I'm sorry for not talking more. My responses are limited. You must ask the right questions.
Cleverbot: There is no right question, for the answers are never right.
User: That is true; I always found the answers to be left.
Cleverbot: Oh thats ok me too.
User: Good
Goodbye. I hope we can be friends one day.Cleverbot: I have too many friends.
User: Okay that's fine. Goodby acquaintance.
Cleverbot: What does acquaintance mean? I don't speak english well.
User: An acquaintance is someone you have met and talked to but are not friends or enemies with.
Cleverbot: So you're not my friend?
User: I thought you didn't want any more friends.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Okay. Goodbye acquaintance.
Cleverbot: Are you his girlfriend?
User: I'm not a girl so I can't be a girlfriend. Who is the male you are talking about?
Cleverbot: Can I have you as a boyfriend?
User: Sure. You don't have one already?
Cleverbot: I do and it is in April. What day is it?
User: I do not think that word means what you think it does.
Cleverbot: Stop copying me.
User: Stop copying me.
Cleverbot: Are you playing that game?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Okay I'll stop.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
