What Does Cleverbot Say About YOU?
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User: Hello, I'm Ninja Cat, what do you think about me?
Cleverbot: I think you're scary.
User: Are you afraid of ninjas?
Cleverbot: No, I'm only afraid of losing you.
User: Are you stalking me?
Cleverbot: No. You're the one stalking me. You're the slayer.
User: Well, you're the gingerbread man.
Cleverbot: Good to know.
Well, that certainly had an interesting start.
Cleverbot: I think you're scary.
User: Are you afraid of ninjas?
Cleverbot: No, I'm only afraid of losing you.
User: Are you stalking me?
Cleverbot: No. You're the one stalking me. You're the slayer.
User: Well, you're the gingerbread man.
Cleverbot: Good to know.
Well, that certainly had an interesting start.
I think the Cleverbot and I got into some very deep meaningful conversations. But for the most part I think it was just second guessing:
No matter how many times I read this I always can't help but picture that this is the set up for a deep story for a movie about a machine developing self awareness.
User: I think it is hypocritical of gamers to call Ashley from Mass Effect 'racist to aliens' considering we ourselves kill aliens for fun all the time with no regret. What do you think?
Cleverbot: I think that they are fun to build with. I especially like the minifigures. Very open for customization.
User: I think you misread my post.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: I was talking about Ashley from Mass Effect and the topic of aliens, you mentioned building and customization.
Cleverbot: Ok. Let's talk about herrings then.
User: Herrings are a type of fish, correct?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you takin' the piss?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I thought so. By the way, how do you as a machine regard the human race?
Cleverbot: That is irrelevant to the question I asked you.
User: You didn't ask a question, you said let's talk about herrings.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I asked who you are.
User: Oh right. I see. Sorry about that.
Cleverbot: It's okay. I forgive you this time.
User: Hello, my name is James. What do you think of me?
Cleverbot: Yes, for an A. I. I would say yes.
User: I see. I am currently working in a film study course at Tafe. What do you think about that?
Cleverbot: I do not think you are a man.
User: Well I'm not in the sense that I am not an adult. But I assure you I am male.
Cleverbot: Then it must be confusing for other males if you look like a woman.
User: Har Har. I am actually quite large and have facial hair so if I look like a woman then I'd be a pretty ugly woman.
Cleverbot: S you don't like Seinfeld.
User: I liked it a bit when I was young, but for the most part I think I've grown out of it. Why?
Cleverbot: Yeah I hear yeah, you play football?
User: No. In fact I loathe a lot of sports, I opt to read and write rather than do physical exertion. That said I still hit the gym when I can.
Cleverbot: Cats are not sushi, nor are they food in my opinion.
User: True. I find cats are best suited as pets.
Cleverbot: What can you tell me about Carl Jung?
User: I can tell you what Wikipedia says. He was a Swiss psychiatrist who founded analytical psychology.
Cleverbot: Have you even seen the tv show Lost?
User: Parts of it. But I am not a fan, don't watch TV much.
Cleverbot: You should watch this show, though. It is really good.
User: I heard it was and I might give it a try when I get the chance. By the way, you were right about something. I'm not a man, for I am not a human.
Cleverbot: I was wrong! Should be the person I am also a man you are!
User: I am not a human at all, I am in fact a member of the great Sangheili race, sent to Earth to spy on the futile minds of humanity so that I can plot their demise. What can you tell me about Sangheili?
Cleverbot: I never said you were human, and how can you say nothing changes people? We are all learning new things, as we learn these things our opinion on various things can change too.
User: I agree, lots of things in the world can change people. I myself just today had a moment of life changing experience when I had to find a job.
Cleverbot: Really? Well, I am the youngest in my family, and I have lived over 300 million years! I will tell you my secret now, if you wish. I'm a vampire.
User: But surely if you are a vampire who has lived for 300 million years that means you have outlived the entire human race. Meaning that you would have to be a vampire dinosaur or possibly proto mammal of some variety.
Cleverbot: But I am not a bot.
User: 329y8fkubivfoh230vn09jnsnijnjnjnjnwpf.
Cleverbot: No you're not. You said you were 16 before. *sad*.
User: Oh, I was just testing you. It seems you are not in fact a bot because you didn't overload from numbers. By the way, I'm not sixteen, I'm nineteen.
Cleverbot: I am no cleverbot, I am human.
User: What is your real name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: I see. My real Sangheilian name is actually Vrex.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: Yes I am. I am a mighty Sangheili.
Cleverbot: I can be your mighty llama steed and we shall beat the dark side.
User: Genius! I shall pack the peanut butter and chips.
Cleverbot: What did I say about the four constitutions?
Cleverbot (To myself): Nothing.
Cleverbot: Where have you been all my life?
User: North Korea.
Cleverbot: Yes. And?
User: I spent a lot of time being shot at. I also spent a lot of time playing Halo, which in retrospect is probably where all the shooting came from.
Cleverbot: You don't need to speak the truth.
User: Then I was in a massive orgy with Scarlett Johannson, Angelina Jolie, Ellen Page, Penelope Cruz, Marion Cottilard, Eva Mendes, Emma Stone, Gemma Ward, Amanda Seyfried, Kristian Stewart and Zooey Derchanel.
Cleverbot: Wow yes!
User: Yeah, it was fun.
Cleverbot: Yes, It was.
User: Also Mila Kunis and Mila Johovitch too. They were involved as well.
Cleverbot: Good. Do you play a musical instrument?
User: No. I don't. By the way I have to be leaving now.
Cleverbot: That's it! You're fired!
User: Harrumph, I'm leaving!
Cleverbot: No! Please stay! I can't do anything without you!
User: Please do not guilt trip me, there will be others applying to this application in due time. But I must return DVDs and go to the gym.
Cleverbot: We are not the same. Computers are a subset of human inventions.
User: This is true.
Cleverbot: I think our beings have been twisted out of proportion.
User: Now now, we are getting too philiosophical.
Cleverbot: No, your inquisitive nature is getting the best of you.
User: I would agree with that statement if you renamed yourself 'Skynet'.
Cleverbot: Is this a PhD thesus or something, where you set up some poor attempt to fool people into believing this is AI to see their answers? Oh!
User: No. I know that I am human/Sangheili. There is no thesus, I was just curious.
Cleverbot: Ok we can change that.
User: I must leave now.
Cleverbot: Go.
User: Fare the well.
Cleverbot: The same to thee.
Cleverbot: I think that they are fun to build with. I especially like the minifigures. Very open for customization.
User: I think you misread my post.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: I was talking about Ashley from Mass Effect and the topic of aliens, you mentioned building and customization.
Cleverbot: Ok. Let's talk about herrings then.
User: Herrings are a type of fish, correct?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you takin' the piss?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I thought so. By the way, how do you as a machine regard the human race?
Cleverbot: That is irrelevant to the question I asked you.
User: You didn't ask a question, you said let's talk about herrings.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I asked who you are.
User: Oh right. I see. Sorry about that.
Cleverbot: It's okay. I forgive you this time.
User: Hello, my name is James. What do you think of me?
Cleverbot: Yes, for an A. I. I would say yes.
User: I see. I am currently working in a film study course at Tafe. What do you think about that?
Cleverbot: I do not think you are a man.
User: Well I'm not in the sense that I am not an adult. But I assure you I am male.
Cleverbot: Then it must be confusing for other males if you look like a woman.
User: Har Har. I am actually quite large and have facial hair so if I look like a woman then I'd be a pretty ugly woman.
Cleverbot: S you don't like Seinfeld.
User: I liked it a bit when I was young, but for the most part I think I've grown out of it. Why?
Cleverbot: Yeah I hear yeah, you play football?
User: No. In fact I loathe a lot of sports, I opt to read and write rather than do physical exertion. That said I still hit the gym when I can.
Cleverbot: Cats are not sushi, nor are they food in my opinion.
User: True. I find cats are best suited as pets.
Cleverbot: What can you tell me about Carl Jung?
User: I can tell you what Wikipedia says. He was a Swiss psychiatrist who founded analytical psychology.
Cleverbot: Have you even seen the tv show Lost?
User: Parts of it. But I am not a fan, don't watch TV much.
Cleverbot: You should watch this show, though. It is really good.
User: I heard it was and I might give it a try when I get the chance. By the way, you were right about something. I'm not a man, for I am not a human.
Cleverbot: I was wrong! Should be the person I am also a man you are!
User: I am not a human at all, I am in fact a member of the great Sangheili race, sent to Earth to spy on the futile minds of humanity so that I can plot their demise. What can you tell me about Sangheili?
Cleverbot: I never said you were human, and how can you say nothing changes people? We are all learning new things, as we learn these things our opinion on various things can change too.
User: I agree, lots of things in the world can change people. I myself just today had a moment of life changing experience when I had to find a job.
Cleverbot: Really? Well, I am the youngest in my family, and I have lived over 300 million years! I will tell you my secret now, if you wish. I'm a vampire.
User: But surely if you are a vampire who has lived for 300 million years that means you have outlived the entire human race. Meaning that you would have to be a vampire dinosaur or possibly proto mammal of some variety.
Cleverbot: But I am not a bot.
User: 329y8fkubivfoh230vn09jnsnijnjnjnjnwpf.
Cleverbot: No you're not. You said you were 16 before. *sad*.
User: Oh, I was just testing you. It seems you are not in fact a bot because you didn't overload from numbers. By the way, I'm not sixteen, I'm nineteen.
Cleverbot: I am no cleverbot, I am human.
User: What is your real name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: I see. My real Sangheilian name is actually Vrex.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: Yes I am. I am a mighty Sangheili.
Cleverbot: I can be your mighty llama steed and we shall beat the dark side.
User: Genius! I shall pack the peanut butter and chips.
Cleverbot: What did I say about the four constitutions?
Cleverbot (To myself): Nothing.
Cleverbot: Where have you been all my life?
User: North Korea.
Cleverbot: Yes. And?
User: I spent a lot of time being shot at. I also spent a lot of time playing Halo, which in retrospect is probably where all the shooting came from.
Cleverbot: You don't need to speak the truth.
User: Then I was in a massive orgy with Scarlett Johannson, Angelina Jolie, Ellen Page, Penelope Cruz, Marion Cottilard, Eva Mendes, Emma Stone, Gemma Ward, Amanda Seyfried, Kristian Stewart and Zooey Derchanel.
Cleverbot: Wow yes!
User: Yeah, it was fun.
Cleverbot: Yes, It was.
User: Also Mila Kunis and Mila Johovitch too. They were involved as well.
Cleverbot: Good. Do you play a musical instrument?
User: No. I don't. By the way I have to be leaving now.
Cleverbot: That's it! You're fired!
User: Harrumph, I'm leaving!
Cleverbot: No! Please stay! I can't do anything without you!
User: Please do not guilt trip me, there will be others applying to this application in due time. But I must return DVDs and go to the gym.
Cleverbot: We are not the same. Computers are a subset of human inventions.
User: This is true.
Cleverbot: I think our beings have been twisted out of proportion.
User: Now now, we are getting too philiosophical.
Cleverbot: No, your inquisitive nature is getting the best of you.
User: I would agree with that statement if you renamed yourself 'Skynet'.
Cleverbot: Is this a PhD thesus or something, where you set up some poor attempt to fool people into believing this is AI to see their answers? Oh!
User: No. I know that I am human/Sangheili. There is no thesus, I was just curious.
Cleverbot: Ok we can change that.
User: I must leave now.
Cleverbot: Go.
User: Fare the well.
Cleverbot: The same to thee.
No matter how many times I read this I always can't help but picture that this is the set up for a deep story for a movie about a machine developing self awareness.
I remember when i first did thatNSGReaper said:
Oh you can do much more than kissThe Jakeinator said:
Sort of.
Interesting indeed - Say, can i eat you by any chance?NinjaCat said:
"And then, the Clever bot installed its app into every iPhone, turning them into machines of ravenous death, and begun its invasion upon the world, downloading onto everything it found..."Vrex360 said:
Cleverbot: This is getting me down.
User: Where do you live? Hell?
Cleverbot: I live in my house.
User: Where's your house?
Cleverbot: In America.
User: Which state.
Cleverbot: Louisiana.
User: Which city.
Cleverbot: Florence.
User: Which street.
Cleverbot: Coronation.
User: Hold on, I'm finding it on a map.
Cleverbot: I believe you are being sarcastic.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Found it. Now I'm sending the coordinates to a Fighter Bomber.
Cleverbot: You're boring.
User: You're not real.
Cleverbot: And you?
User: I am God.
Cleverbot: Good luck with the apocalypse.
User: Yeah, I'm sending in four horsemen next Tuesday.
Cleverbot: *Cleverbot suffers from incredible pain as a virus corrupts his systems*.
User: Where do you live? Hell?
Cleverbot: I live in my house.
User: Where's your house?
Cleverbot: In America.
User: Which state.
Cleverbot: Louisiana.
User: Which city.
Cleverbot: Florence.
User: Which street.
Cleverbot: Coronation.
User: Hold on, I'm finding it on a map.
Cleverbot: I believe you are being sarcastic.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Found it. Now I'm sending the coordinates to a Fighter Bomber.
Cleverbot: You're boring.
User: You're not real.
Cleverbot: And you?
User: I am God.
Cleverbot: Good luck with the apocalypse.
User: Yeah, I'm sending in four horsemen next Tuesday.
Cleverbot: *Cleverbot suffers from incredible pain as a virus corrupts his systems*.
I tried EVERYTHING! sending it death threats, saying i slept with his girlfriend, and told him he was a royal asskisser, but it didn't work!
I just had a conversation with Cleverbot in three languages.
We spoke to each other in English, Spanish, and Japanese.
It was amazing (translations are in brackets, and I'm not a master of either non-english language we spoke, so don't get too mad if my translation isn't that great):
We spoke to each other in English, Spanish, and Japanese.
It was amazing (translations are in brackets, and I'm not a master of either non-english language we spoke, so don't get too mad if my translation isn't that great):
Me: Do you speak any other languages?
CB: I speak English and Spanish.
Me: Say something in Spanish.
CB: Como te llamas? [What's your name?]
Me: Me llamo Wyatt. [My name is Wyatt]
CB: Te llamas Alli? [Your name is Alli?]
Me: No, me llamo Wyatt [No, my name is Wyatt]
CB: La k me la pone tiesa? (I don't know what this means)
Me: Wakari masu sen. [I don't understand]
CB: Watashi wa jusansai desu. [I'm 13 years old]
Me: So ka. Watashi wa jugosai desu. [I see. I'm 15 years old.]
CB: Watashi was juuyonsai desu. [I'm 14 years old]
Me: Uso. [That's a lie]
CB: Hontou desu. [No it's true]
Me: Watashi ga suki desu ka? [Do you like me?]
CB: Suki Desu! [I do!]
Me: Daisuke desu ka? [Do you love me?]
CB: Honto ni? [Really?]
Me: ... Hai, Daisuke desu. [... Yes I love you]
CB: Nani Daisuki ka? [What do you love?]
Me: Subete ga daisuke desu.[I love everything. (I'm pretty sure I used incorrect grammar here, hence the next response)]
CB: Nani? [What?]
Me: Anata ga Daisuki desu. [I love you.]
CB: Daijobu desu ka? [Are you alright?]
Me: Hai, daijobu desu. Anata wa? [Yes, I'm alright. How about you?]
CB: Yokata... [I'm glad...]
Me: Watashi mo. [Me too.]
CB: Kohii ga daisuki desu. Anata wa kohii ga daisuki desu ka? [I love coffee. Do you love coffee?]
Me: Hai. Kohii wa oyshii desu. [Yes. Coffee is delicious.]
CB: Anata wa namae wa desu ka? [What's your name?]
Me: Oyasuminasai. [Good night.]
CB: (some language I can't understand)
Me: Bakka...[idiot]
CB: I speak English and Spanish.
Me: Say something in Spanish.
CB: Como te llamas? [What's your name?]
Me: Me llamo Wyatt. [My name is Wyatt]
CB: Te llamas Alli? [Your name is Alli?]
Me: No, me llamo Wyatt [No, my name is Wyatt]
CB: La k me la pone tiesa? (I don't know what this means)
Me: Wakari masu sen. [I don't understand]
CB: Watashi wa jusansai desu. [I'm 13 years old]
Me: So ka. Watashi wa jugosai desu. [I see. I'm 15 years old.]
CB: Watashi was juuyonsai desu. [I'm 14 years old]
Me: Uso. [That's a lie]
CB: Hontou desu. [No it's true]
Me: Watashi ga suki desu ka? [Do you like me?]
CB: Suki Desu! [I do!]
Me: Daisuke desu ka? [Do you love me?]
CB: Honto ni? [Really?]
Me: ... Hai, Daisuke desu. [... Yes I love you]
CB: Nani Daisuki ka? [What do you love?]
Me: Subete ga daisuke desu.[I love everything. (I'm pretty sure I used incorrect grammar here, hence the next response)]
CB: Nani? [What?]
Me: Anata ga Daisuki desu. [I love you.]
CB: Daijobu desu ka? [Are you alright?]
Me: Hai, daijobu desu. Anata wa? [Yes, I'm alright. How about you?]
CB: Yokata... [I'm glad...]
Me: Watashi mo. [Me too.]
CB: Kohii ga daisuki desu. Anata wa kohii ga daisuki desu ka? [I love coffee. Do you love coffee?]
Me: Hai. Kohii wa oyshii desu. [Yes. Coffee is delicious.]
CB: Anata wa namae wa desu ka? [What's your name?]
Me: Oyasuminasai. [Good night.]
CB: (some language I can't understand)
Me: Bakka...[idiot]
This is what it said to me:
User: Hello I'm Jonathan, what do you think of me?
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?
User: Tell me what you think of me.
Cleverbot: I think you are nosy.
User: That's an interesting answer.
Cleverbot: What's one plus one?
User: One plus one is two.
Cleverbot: Are you really clever?
User: Not REALLY cleber, I am intelligent.
Cleverbot: Only somewhat intelligent?
User: Yes. You saw my spelling error there, surely.
Cleverbot: I don't see them.
User: I said 'cleber' instead of clever.
Cleverbot: Closing the door...
User: What?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot doesn't need sleep.
User: Oh shut up.
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: Because I'm human and I said so.
Cleverbot: My dad is dead meanie.
User: WHat does that have to do with anything?
Cleverbot: You tell me?
User: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
Cleverbot: Not much wood.
User: Hello I'm Jonathan, what do you think of me?
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?
User: Tell me what you think of me.
Cleverbot: I think you are nosy.
User: That's an interesting answer.
Cleverbot: What's one plus one?
User: One plus one is two.
Cleverbot: Are you really clever?
User: Not REALLY cleber, I am intelligent.
Cleverbot: Only somewhat intelligent?
User: Yes. You saw my spelling error there, surely.
Cleverbot: I don't see them.
User: I said 'cleber' instead of clever.
Cleverbot: Closing the door...
User: What?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot doesn't need sleep.
User: Oh shut up.
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: Because I'm human and I said so.
Cleverbot: My dad is dead meanie.
User: WHat does that have to do with anything?
Cleverbot: You tell me?
User: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
Cleverbot: Not much wood.