What does your name mean on UrbanDictionary?

[Robert632]

This was the first result...

<quote=Urban dictionary on Robert>The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He's sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn't concerned with himself at all, but instead he's concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it's almost impossible to find the words to match.

...But then came this...

<quote=Urban dictionary on Robert> a rare kind of clown porn available only in Gaelic. now illegal in 129 countries (including Russia), it is the most dangerous porn to shoot on account of Interpol constantly cracking down on the underground rings.

...And Finally...

<quote=Urban dictionary on Robert>
A cucumber shaped being who is an expert at satisfying. He brings happiness, joy and excitement to life.

 

[Burst6]

Burst6 gets nothing

My real name , Gegi, gets nothing.


So using the pansy religious meaning of my name, George, i get a guy with a big penis.

Deciding to look this up, i found that the names Brandon, Cody, Jordan, Richard, and probably many other names i have been to lazy to find have large penis either implied or said directly.

So either every average named guy has an unusually large penis, or, i should keep away from urban dictionary.

 

[elfshiree]

Pretty much I got a bunch of boring stuff for the first couple of definations but I scrolled down to 5 and found a fun one, "trisha is a big scary angry lesbian that sounds rather manly". Heehee. Sooo true.

 

[_Janny_]

Janny - an abbreviation of the word "janitor" mainly used in the rural regions of Northern California

O_O...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Username in proper spelling:

Applies to any rate of growth which is larger than some expected rate of growth.

In common usage, however, only a small sample size is available, and exponential applies to sufficiently large positive rate of growth.

In mathematical terms, exponential growth is "superlinear"
Person 1: The number of African American presidents in the US is growing exponentially.

Person 2: That's right!

Person 1: The ant population in my kitchen seems to double every week.

Person 2: Oh... well at least it's not growing exponentially

Real name:

A one-eyed green alien from the Seattle's Space Center.
-There are other ones, but I'm too lazy to list them.

 

[TheBlobThing]

Having snuff tobacco visible on your face.

-Dude you've gat a fat Magnús

 

[Jark212]

Jark my years old screen name:

Jark is the president of deviantART Inc. He also helps run the website, Jark is a yellow alien.

Jark carries a big yellow probe in order to knock evil people with and is married to Mrs. Yellow Alien.
"jark has a really huge probe."

S.O.B. STOLE MY NAME!!!!

a creature that is half jar and half shark. Used to describe an amazingly cool person.
"Do you know Sienna? She's really JARK."

Verb. To calculate the amount of time it would take to have sex with a big monster with green fangs and angry feet whiles wearing swimming pads and condoms you stole from the german gay band eating some new flavor of noodles in their new shoes they got with all the money they made doing discount abortions and explosions. In Kilominutes.
"I've never seen the formula for jarking before. I reckon someone'll find "

Seamus my real name:

American slang for a private detective or an Irish cop. Commonly misspelled as "Shamus." Taken from Seamus, a popular first name among Irishmen. The slang meaning of the name is believed to have originated in the early 20th century.

An Gaelic(Irish) name meaning James.

 

[Gamegod652]

Jack

To steal, or take from an unsuspecting person or store.

Term used in Chicago to address a individual, stranger or acquintance. Also can replace jack or charlie in Chicago. Usually used at the end of a sentence.

Highly Attractive and Sexually Intriguin Individual. An "Ultimate Sex God"

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Spoiler: Kira

-Light Yagami's serial killer alias when using the Death Note to murder criminals.

Comes from the Japanese pronunciation of the word "killer"

-1. Female name of Celtic origins, meaning "dark lady".
2. God.
3. The absolute coolest person ever.
Kira is God.

-Name
Origin:Latin, Persian, Japanese
Meaning: light; sun; as big as the sun
Gender: Female (or in some extreme cases male, see Kira Lee-Wise)

-A whale that is very heavey and big, there is only ONE kira whale. But if there were two, the world would break, she is just that heavey. She also eats a lot and abuses poor little people because she finds some sort of perverse pleasure in other peoples pain. She also happens to really like cookies. She is a troll/gremline, but only when she eats marmite.

-1. The god of the new world.
2. A real ***** who brings sorrow to all who she meets, will rape two guys but will like another, and who is a backstabber who can't be trusted

As for real name:

Spoiler: Dayne

-A kid with really muscular arms.
Very cocky but can be because he really is that good.
Usually good with the ladies.....
Just down right sexy.
Flexes every second of the day.

-A perfect male specimen. Adorable in every aspect. Banging body and a great ass. lovable and caring. sweet as hell.

-A person with no expresion, emotion, thinks everything sucks and fells no pain (or at least dose but shows none).

I love my name now

 

[Kamaitachi]

My real name did provide some interesting information.

Joachim:

A boys name for a godlike person.

Known for his great knowledge and his unbelievable skills in allmost everything he does.

Joachim is the name of a danish prince.

Common nicknames for Joachim:
Jogge
Jolle
Jogze

Hey Joachim. How are you doing?
- I am awsome thx!

Those are some nicknames I never heard. Thanks, but I'll stick with Joa. Anyhow, just so you know who you're dealing with. A deity. A god. A master of everything.

Now get me pie.

You have a deal!

I am apparently chuck norris...
I believe that is MY pie!

I can offer you some cake or tea and crumpets, but no one except me touches the pie.

You have a deal my friend.

 

[Duruznik]

Most people call me Duru, so I'll search for that.

Duru:
A) The name for someone who is of a difficult nature.
B) An example of how a situation could always be worse.
C) The winning move in an arguement.
D) To define a severe feeling of dread.
E) A concept of time and travel.
F) Someone who uses your work and takes credit for it and won't help you in return.
G) Someone with little or no tact, lacking in subtlety, likes to point out the obvious.

...Wait, what?

 

[Red Rum]

"Murder" spelled backwards.
Blood.
Heroin and alcohol mixed together.
and...uh, something I don't want to mention.

 

[The Last Nomad]

Henry means an eight of an ounce marajuana... Oh yes....

It also meant a dashing person with great hair and body.
Which I'll agree with even if I do say so myself...

(Havent checked in ages but the 2nd one was something like that)

 

[Daffy F]

This is quite accurate. The first one anyway.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=David
Now to search for Daffy. Bah. Really?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Daffy

 

[Nouw]

Nouw actually means something in Spanish as I learnt in Steam. It isn't actually in the Urban Dictionary but this was close. I don't want to share it...

If you mean my real name, its Korean so it basically means: First Name: South Cloud Last Name: Emperor's Gold

 

[Daffy F]

"Murder" spelled backwards.
Blood.
Heroin and alcohol mixed together.
and...uh, something I don't want to mention.

Oh gosh. I looked up that thing you don't want to mention. I am now powerfully regretting it. Damn. Then again, half of the entries on urban dictionary are like that :S

 

[waterhazard]

Mine always says something like an average guy or a really funny guy ^_^

 

[GaldapJunior]

buy joshua mugs, tshirts and magnets
Joshua is a sexy, masculine individual exuding the most desirable of traits. Although Joshua may be timid at first, his genuine and compassionate charm shine through above all things. He can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough. His understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. He is the epitome of a true man