What does your name mean on UrbanDictionary?

[Locko96]

Austin: noun; adjective; verb.
noun: a very handsome man; a very cute man; a fun loving guy; a genuine ladies man; a funny guy; a guy with many talents; a guy with an average but satisfying penis; a guy who can, even when your angry, cheer you up; A sweet guy; a straight guy; a deep guy; a guy who is amazing in bed; a guy who can be an asshole sometimes; a guy who normally does stupid things; A phenomenal kisser;

adjective: being funny; being sweet; being straight; not being able to jump high; being stupid; being charming;

verb: running fast; masturbating slow; jumping low; sweet talking; telling jokes; acting like an ass; eating; pooping; having sex;
"God, Austin you were so good in bed last night!"

"Yeah he was really austin to me."

"Woah, look at the boy austin."
austin sexy funny stupid charming

First one. Oh yeah.

 

[ClazzD]

Haha I just realized that the most names are probably Nick and Brandon or something..

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Well, this is weird...

A great guy that's funny. Knows karate and has a black belt. But can't do a back flip. Known to play Xbox a lot. Good at playing COD4.

It got two things right.

 

[Klepa]

Klepa, not defined.

Joni: A term used to describe or name an extremely attractive member of the famale sex.

Can be also pertained as an exotic beauty.

Too bad that in our language, Joni is a man's name.. It's our Johnny.

 

[Daffy F]

"Murder" spelled backwards.
Blood.
Heroin and alcohol mixed together.
and...uh, something I don't want to mention.

Oh gosh. I looked up that thing you don't want to mention. I am now powerfully regretting it. Damn. Then again, half of the entries on urban dictionary are like that :S

I HAD NO IDEA, I SWEAR!

I was going to say... you'd have to be mental to name yourself after that purposefully.

 

[Gasaraki]

well most people already know what armageddon means.
for those who don't, it means harmless fluffy bunnies

so i searched up my real name.
here a few entries for peter.
<spoiler=spoilered for longness>

Peter is a name for a lovely, lovely boy.
'I love Peter.'
'Same, he's a great guy.'



machine, sexy, hot and makes girls go crazy
peter sure knows how to drive me insane


sexy white man
Peter is so sexy and his body is hot!


the penis (see also cock)
He won't keep his peter in his pants when he's alone.


Well i can't really say i'm dissatisfied...
well i could, but i'd be lying

 

[Raven's Nest]

Adam...

The first Man to ever get laid...

I WIN!

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Apparently I'm New Zealand slang for a huge dick. Flattering.

 

[Skeleon]

skeleon isn't defined yet.

 

[LaffmanAKAJPLaffo]

12 pages?! 12 pages for Jordan. As Ron Simmons would say, DAMN! but just as an example of what can be found. "The craziest sex machine in the world. A Jordan can make you pregnant just by looking at you. Orgasms a plenty, the smallest amount in one session in 37. An all round sex guy." Yeah I now love urbandictionary!

 

[zerzxes]

Real name it came up with this:
Old viking name. used as a description of awsomeness. Only to be used in extremely awesome situations.
Damn, thats torstein! awsum man!

So that's cool, username nothing came up. Not surprising as I totally mispelled Xerxes on purpose when creating it.

 

[brodie21]

A person of the male gender that is a real dude, usually one of the flyest guys around that the bitches love. His striking good looks instantly puts an overwhelming feeling in the hearts and body of all women. Only the true women that have confidence in theirselves dare to approach him. He is an amazing athlete that dominates in all sports. he also is a very careing and loyal friend that is down for everyone. His personalty is awosme, he enjoys making people laugh and acting stupid while having fun. Overall a brodie is just "The Man"

 

[Mikkaddo]

Daniel, it has one of the most badass definitions ever . . .

Chuck Norris . . .

don't believe me? look up Daniel . . .

 

[Superbeast]

2. adam

a goofy,funny,crazii,outgoing,loving person!
a guy with this name is amazing. he is adorable and very caring person. he will always be there for you. he might have the nicknamegoober. he can make you laugh no matter what,even if ur having the worst day ever. some people may call him weird or strange, but if he wasnt all of those things then he wouldn't be goober. he is a remarkable person,trustworthy, and an awesome friend.

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I'm not so outgoing (lil' bit shy), but the rest of that seems to fit pretty well. I'm the cheer-up and general funny guy.

[sub]And woo, 500 posts...a year on. /blatant minor-achievement attention-whoring.[/sub]

 

[brainfreeze215]

1. Kevin

basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?

2. Kevin

Anglicized form of the Irish name Caoimhín, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem "kind, gentle, handsome" and gein "birth". Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin.
Kevin and I are going to the park.

3. Kevin

a male that performs great intercourse on a female
the other night my boyfriend performed "kevin" on me

Hot Diggity Damn.

 

[Moon Bear]

-Desmond an outgoing, mysterious, very sexy, mixed breed who usually carries a personal item that defines who he is. For example, a gold chain.
"Tall, Dark, and Handsome" would most definitely define this person.
"Have you seen that really hot, new guy? He is such a Desmond."

"I'm going out with a Desmond! How awesome is that!?"

 

[Chancie]

Randi:
1. A female prostitute with multiple partners
2. Admirable
3. A girl that is tough on the outside but gentle and sweet on the inside.
4. Random status
5. Feeling strong sexual desires

Wow. xD Wasn't expecting those. I guess #3 is right for me though. Fits me pretty well. The others, well... Those are just weird.

Chancie:
1. An amazing girl
2. A skank, slut, *****, etc.

I love how they both counter each other. xD

 

[ThePirateMan]

Well I got this with my real name:

Generous, Handsome individual (s), who is/are without a doubt the very best person to love. Jonathan(s) is/are Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. They are the best Friends and very best Lovers.
No matter what happens to me, good or bad, I can be happy because I have a Jonathan.

OH yes, OH Jonathan, OH YES! (again and again and again and etc., etc., etc.)buy jonathan mugs, tshirts and magnetsLoyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s), who is/are without a doubt the very best person to love. Jonathan(s) is/are Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. They are the best Friends and very best Lovers.
No matter what happens to me, good or bad, I can be happy because I have a Jonathan.

OH yes, OH Jonathan, OH YES! (again and again and again and etc., etc., etc.)

 

[yoshimickster]

Michael: A very cool person.

The actual article was creepier than that, but that is the gist of it.

 

[jigs160]

nothing on my real name so i'll just use my nickname
jigs
really black people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey , get out of here you jigs

heeeeeeeeey thats mean :/