What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex

[Beryl77]

"Professor" Sheridan Simove has asked himself, what men think about apart from sex and then after a long research, he wrote a 200 page book and it has become a bestseller on amazon.co.uk and it's really popular with british students.

Now you probably wonder what his conclusion is, what do we men think apart from sex? According to "Professor" Sheridan Simove, it's absolutely NOTHING. The whole 200 page book is completely blank.
It's ranked as number 253 on Amazon's Bestsellers Rank. The british students use it to take their notes during lectures.

So what do you think about the book and its content? Do you agree with Sheridan Simove or do you think he's wrong?

Edit: To anyone who's offended, like many have pointed out, the book is supposed to be a joke. If you use it as a notebook and write things in it that aren't about sex, you show that you DO actually think about different stuff.

Source [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/booknews/8358538/What-Every-Man-Thinks-About-Apart-From-Sex-book-of-blank-pages-become-surprise-bestseller.html]
Amazon link [http://www.amazon.co.uk/Every-Thinks-About-Apart-Inside/dp/B004JGJP2A/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1300830725&sr=8-1]

 

[Radeonx]

He forgot bacon.

 

[SwishiestB0g]

and other bacon wrapped meats

 

[Me55enger]

One word:

Foreplay.

 

[Haydyn]

Oh god. Going that far just for a "men are pigs" joke? Sexism towards men is way higher than sexism towards women in the modern day civilized world. I guess that means that fathers never think about their children and male fire fighters never think about saving lives. If I wrote a book basically saying all women think about is makeup shoes and dildoes, I would be branded a sexist, and rightfully so. Why double standards, why?!

Simove has no testacles. He had sex on his mind when he came up with this idea.

 

[Double A]

He's wrong, because right now I'm thinking, "What a douche."

No, wait, scratch that. It's, "Why can't I get a legible capathca?"

 

[Toasty Virus]

Actually, It's Sex, BOOZE AND ROCK N' ROLL.

3 parter.

 

[bdcjacko]

He forgot sports and how to avoid the, "does this *insert article of clothing here* make my *insert body part here* look fat" question.*

 

[Cheesus333]

At least it's just a joke. Or rather, I hope it's just a joke. If this is the Professor's sincere report on his findings, then the remainder of his career in the field shall be short indeed.

Besides, I'd like the think that anyone can prove the title wrong quite easily. There, I just thought about Batman.

And now you are too.

 

[SilentCom]

Why is this book empty? and Why did I just waste my money on buying an empty book?

 

[Neverhoodian]

Seriously, this "book" is a best-seller? People are shelling out their hard-earned money for a punch-line?

What I'm thinking about right now is how many trees gave their lives for those blank pages.

 

[NeedAUserName]

Really? Seems like a fairly douchey thing to do. Apart from anything else I'd say:

• Size/shape of your junk
  Bacon
  Sport
  Booze

Are all fair options for other things we think about.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Oh god. Going that far just for a "men are pigs" joke? Sexism towards men is way higher than sexism towards women in the modern day civilized world. I guess that means that fathers never think about their children and male fire fighters never think about saving lives. If I wrote a book basically saying all women think about is makeup shoes and dildoes, I would be branded a sexist, and rightfully so. Why double standards, why?!

Simove has no testacles. He had sex on his mind when he came up with this idea.

This right here. Plus...Why 200 pages? That's just silly.

 

[fulano]

Why is this book empty? and Why did I just waste my money on buying an empty book?

Because you bought a notebook with a page to spare.

 

[DaJoW]

Food. Far more people have thought about food than sex.

 

[Sicram]

I guess it's a joke, a lame one at that. Really any joke taking a stab at some sexism extremes are just... empty. I guess the good thing here is that the students who take notes can later on show the book and say "this is what I thought about in school that wasn't sex". Then again, maybe not all notes are... note-worthy.

Oh my puns, maybe I should be punished for that.

 

[moretimethansense]

Oh god. Going that far just for a "men are pigs" joke? Sexism towards men is way higher than sexism towards women in the modern day civilized world. I guess that means that fathers never think about their children and male fire fighters never think about saving lives. If I wrote a book basically saying all women think about is makeup shoes and dildoes, I would be branded a sexist, and rightfully so. Why double standards, why?!

Simove has no testacles. He had sex on his mind when he came up with this idea.

He's wrong, because right now I'm thinking, "What a douche."

No, wait, scratch that. It's, "Why can't I get a legible capathca?"

Simply couldn't have said it better than you two myself.
This "book" is bullshit and I can proove it, I am in facl a man, a male human of a sexualy mature age, right now I'm in the middle of a collection of thoughts, "should I go to sleep now?", "Should I watch The Brave Little Toastr BEFORE going to sleep?", "I really hope that my copy of the new Pokemon game comes tomorrow." and "The hole in my boxers is now offically larger than the arse it's supposed to cover, I should probebly get some new ones." men think about plenty of stuff and I'm sick of people assuming that I think of nbothing but sex.
Hell, I'm a collossul pervert with 230+ GB of porn on my hard drive and it STILL takes up less of my thought time than Lordi's Icon of dominance (why the fuck can't I get it out of my head?!).

Having said all that, it certainly is possible for a man's head to be totally vacent, devoid of thought, empty but it not like we don't ponder the myteries of the universe from time to time.

 

[C95J]

haha! This would be the perfect birthday present for a friend