What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex

[crudus]

I quite rarely think about sex. I really only think about sex in a few situations.

1. during sex
2. while masturbating
3. That random conversation that comes up once or twice a week about sex.

That is it. There really are more productive things to do besides sex anyway.

One word:

Foreplay.

get out.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

So its a two part joke? The first is the one people are complaining about that its blank but the second is the implication that once you fill it, it will be full of stuff men think about other than sex?

I don't see why people are getting offended.

 

[Ein987]

I thought this would be about heists and bank robberies.
(aren't those pretty much the same thing though?)

 

[sheah1]

He forgot bacon.

Why did I know you'd do that?

 

[Ghaleon640]

Oh, so if we fill it with notes like the students, we prove that what we think about is purely up to each individual person? So if I want to write out video game ideas, I then am filling the book with exactly what the title wants me to put into it. I'm writing the book for the author. Brilliant bastard.

You know, except if I filled it with stuff involving sex.

And I didn't realize someone had beat me to the punch. Ah well, wasn't hard to figure out anyway.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

He's wrong, because right now I'm thinking, "What a douche."

Exactly my thoughts, as well. I mean, honestly, people are buying this book? You're being ripped off for the sake of a single bad joke.

 

[hazabaza1]

Wasn't there a book called "Things better than boob" that was blank as well? Also, "Things men know about women".
That guy sure is a slowpoke.

 

[monstersquad]

Thank the Spaghetti Monster for good old fashioned family sexism.

 

[crudus]

Oh god. Going that far just for a "men are pigs" joke? Sexism towards men is way higher than sexism towards women in the modern day civilized world. I guess that means that fathers never think about their children and male fire fighters never think about saving lives. If I wrote a book basically saying all women think about is makeup shoes and dildoes, I would be branded a sexist, and rightfully so. Why double standards, why?!

Simove has no testacles. He had sex on his mind when he came up with this idea.

It was a joke. Not a "men are pigs joke"...well, not entirely. The reason the book is blank is to fill it with your thoughts. Really funny and kinda meta.

 

[Hiikuro]

Oh wonderful, a whole book to fill in with things I think about apart from sex!

I'm glad he realized that people don't think alike, and thus avoided making any generalizations.

 

[plank_man180]

Rock music, pizza and video games.

That's why I'm a tubby, nerdy rocker.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

At least it's just a joke. Or rather, I hope it's just a joke. If this is the Professor's sincere report on his findings, then the remainder of his career in the field shall be short indeed.

Besides, I'd like the think that anyone can prove the title wrong quite easily. There, I just thought about Batman.

And now you are too.

Well, duh. Batman makes sure that everyone on Earth is always thinking about Batman, lest we forget who's the boss around here.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Cybernetic augmentations. Really; after a climax I tend to fall asleep to the thoughts of becoming a cyborg.
Um.

 

[EeveeElectro]

How many trees DIED so he could publish his book!?

You could always buy one then write your own story. About bacon by the looks of things.

 

[Wolfram23]

I guess this went over a lot of people's heads. The point is, it's a joke and men are supposed to have it, and then they write in it. Whatever they write would be whatever was going through their head. Get it? It's even called a "novelty item".

Geeze.

 

[MR.Spartacus]

At least it's just a joke. Or rather, I hope it's just a joke. If this is the Professor's sincere report on his findings, then the remainder of his career in the field shall be short indeed.

Besides, I'd like the think that anyone can prove the title wrong quite easily. There, I just thought about Batman.

And now you are too.

And now I just thought of  Adam west beating the author with his own book. Only instead of "bof" or "pow" It's things like "Poorly Planned", "Insultingly sexist" and "not really funny at all". Unless he means for it to be filled with ones thoughts apart from sex! Brilliant!

 

[Emilox The Great]

Actually, It's Sex, BOOZE AND ROCK N' ROLL.

3 parter.

this just replace the BOOZE part with GAMING!

 

[X10J]

Life, I win