What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex

[DesiPrinceX09]

He only listed one thing out the things us men think about:

Food (but not bacon, because bacon is gross)
sex
sports (or video games for gamers like most of us)
sleep

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I often think about guns, the impending zombie apocolypse (PLEASE let it happen), my gf (both sex and not), and various other things.

...I seriously think my Captcha had some sandscript or something in it. Or maybe Hebrew...

 

[Jonabob87]

OLD JOKE IS OLD.

When I was 10 (13 years ago) I read a book called "Everything men know about women". That book was also blank...

 

[Queen Michael]

One word: Batman.

 

[feather240]

I love all these people who are taking this too seriously. ^^

 

[Arizona Kyle]

Here's the truth; there are perverts and there are normal people. Men/women that are normal don't think about sex all the time. They simply get aroused occasionally.

People that walk around obsessed with sex have a mental problem as well as a disorder (perversion).

I am always increasingly disturbed by how perverted the world is becoming (especially in Japan; used female undergarment vending machines...).

Dude the book is suposed to be a joke

It's on the same level as a 'Get back to the kitchen!' joke, and they aren't allowed either. Why is this one allowed?

because women started that joke....

its just how it is

 

[zelda2fanboy]

It's not nearly as offensive is that god awful Beyonce song from awhile back. Uck. And that was sincere. And a hit.

 

[taciturnCandid]

I'd say food. The way to a guy's heart is through his stomach

 

[Starker]

That's a pretty good joke. It reminds me of the story [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ9L9YBJkk8] about the "nothing box".

 

[Quazimofo]

and other bacon wrapped meats

oh, that reminds me of the mother of all thanksgiving dinners.
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[zfactor]

Actually, It's Sex, BOOZE AND ROCK N' ROLL.

3 parter.

You mean threesome.

LOLZ! (sorry, I had to...)

Anyway, this is obviously a joke, and a funny one at that. I know it to be false since I think about zillions of other things too. Like space travel! And fusion power!

 

[murphy7801]

Look its just joke. Also wonder if they do a kindle edition ?

 

[Gladiateher]

That's kinda funny, but why the hell would you want a blank book. Seems like people who thought that they were actually going to read an interesting piece of psychology just got robbed.

 

[Verlander]

I think about politics and suchlike more than I think about sex. Maybe that's what happens when you have a fantastically satisfying sex life

 

[WanderingBiscuits]

This is false. Aside from Sex , i believe Guiles theme is constantly playing in every mans mind. DON'T LIE TO ME AND CLAIM OTHERWISE

 

[The Night Shade]

What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex? mmmm......Oral sex?

 

[Trivun]

Interesting, I have several feminist friends at university. Very feminist. Not the sort who think men should be wiped from the face of the Earth, but they are certainly interested in political activism (including, and beyond, women's rights).

I'll have to see if any of them have heard of this overpriced notepad, and see what their thoughts are on the matter...

 

[Agayek]

Simply couldn't have said it better than you two myself.
This "book" is bullshit and I can proove it, I am in facl a man, a male human of a sexualy mature age, right now I'm in the middle of a collection of thoughts, "should I go to sleep now?", "Should I watch The Brave Little Toastr BEFORE going to sleep?", "I really hope that my copy of the new Pokemon game comes tomorrow." and "The hole in my boxers is now offically larger than the arse it's supposed to cover, I should probebly get some new ones." men think about plenty of stuff and I'm sick of people assuming that I think of nbothing but sex.
Hell, I'm a collossul pervert with 230+ GB of porn on my hard drive and it STILL takes up less of my thought time than Lordi's Icon of dominance (why the fuck can't I get it out of my head?!).

Having said all that, it certainly is possible for a man's head to be totally vacent, devoid of thought, empty but it not like we don't ponder the myteries of the universe from time to time.

You do realize that this entire thing is nothing more than a clever way to sell notebooks/journals right?

PS - Anyone that is at all offended by this thing needs to punch themselves in the groin repeatedly until they grow a sense of humor.

PPS - Anyone that is offended by this clearly feels it strikes far too close to home and must therefore lash out at it for pointing out their own shortcomings.

 

[William MacKay]

well, af course bacon. music, games, violence, more bacon, and then sex.