What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex

[BehattedWanderer]

Baking. Grilling. Bacon. Gaming. Breasts outside of sex. Breasts during sex. Breasts in general. Bacon. Writing a book. Writing a book without writing anything, and selling it as a notebook, making a joke about what men think about. Writing a book with a compendium of things men are thinking about when interrupted by girlfriend with "what are you thinking about?", and how many thousands I could sell to gullible retailers, because men wouldn't buy it (they already know) and women wouldn't buy it (they wouldn't believe that, yes, that's what we're thinking about, and no, it really doesn't make any sense outside the context of our heads). Occasionally, why my pants have rotated 90 degrees, which I must now rectify. Tuxedo night. What's going to be for dinner tonight. Buying a boat. Motorboating. Motorboating breasts. Sailboating. Once, when we were much younger, that Sally Harkle would want to see a centipede. Laughing about remembering that, and trying to throw it on her, making her squeal, and how funny that was.

 

[michael87cn]

Here's the truth; there are perverts and there are normal people. Men/women that are normal don't think about sex all the time. They simply get aroused occasionally.

People that walk around obsessed with sex have a mental problem as well as a disorder (perversion).

I am always increasingly disturbed by how perverted the world is becoming (especially in Japan; used female undergarment vending machines...).

 

[Callate]

"Until a man is twenty five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherf@#$er in the world..."

[link]http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Snow_Crash[/link]

 

[AngloDoom]

...It's a joke.

Are people not getting that, or are they seriously getting offended?

 

[Ardenon]

What about thinking how you are going to bring up that future child you may have one day, how to prepare yourself to make the least amount of parenting mistakes you can possibly make before it happens?

 

[Arizona Kyle]

He forgot bacon.

ha ha nice and i wrote that in there

 

[Mantonio]

Oh look, another piece of misandric media that nobody gives two sh*ts about.

What annoys me more is precisely that, that nobody cares. Now if had been about women and what they care about other than, I dunno, money (making the book misogynistic instead of misandric) there would have been an absolute sh*tstorm.

But no, it's okay when men are the butt of the joke, har har double standard.

 

[Arizona Kyle]

Here's the truth; there are perverts and there are normal people. Men/women that are normal don't think about sex all the time. They simply get aroused occasionally.

People that walk around obsessed with sex have a mental problem as well as a disorder (perversion).

I am always increasingly disturbed by how perverted the world is becoming (especially in Japan; used female undergarment vending machines...).

Dude the book is suposed to be a joke

 

[Watchmacallit]

HEY! I like to think I have other interests, I mean just before I was thinking about...Oh wait never mind. He's justified.

 

[LightspeedJack]

Haha that is pretty funny. I support the purchase of book if your going to use it for contructive purposes like note taking.

 

[Hunter15]

im thinking about 3 things right now
1 is getting laid (of course)
2 is wanting to fight a bear and eat its heart( i hear bear is really good for muscle development
3 OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY WON'T ANIME JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

 

[Numb1lp]

Oh god. Going that far just for a "men are pigs" joke? Sexism towards men is way higher than sexism towards women in the modern day civilized world. I guess that means that fathers never think about their children and male fire fighters never think about saving lives. If I wrote a book basically saying all women think about is makeup shoes and dildoes, I would be branded a sexist, and rightfully so. Why double standards, why?!

Simove has no testacles. He had sex on his mind when he came up with this idea.

Ok, but I can live with this double standard. You really think we're worse off?

 

[SodaDew]

Im thinking, is it worth opening the source link to read the article..or just go back to playing Dissidia?

 

[Littlee300]

Well fuck that guy
I think about a lot of deep things tyvm...
audience:
40% feminist 60% feminist who don't know it yet

 

[InevitableFate]

So that means that I, as an asexual, am technically brain dead?

Whaddayaknow.

 

[Jaime_Wolf]

A useless gimick that's been done before with the added benefits of pretend academics and a stupid stereotype that does harm both to men and women.

Well fucking done Mister Simove.

 

[Megacherv]

'My balls are kinda itchy today...'

 

[Mantonio]

Here's the truth; there are perverts and there are normal people. Men/women that are normal don't think about sex all the time. They simply get aroused occasionally.

People that walk around obsessed with sex have a mental problem as well as a disorder (perversion).

I am always increasingly disturbed by how perverted the world is becoming (especially in Japan; used female undergarment vending machines...).

Dude the book is suposed to be a joke

It's on the same level as a 'Get back to the kitchen!' joke, and they aren't allowed either. Why is this one allowed?