What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Booze, games, and music.

So yeah, only 4 things occupy my mind.

 

[Eldarion]

actually nothing bad has ever really happened to males.

Tell that to all the poor bastards who get circumcisions.

Hey, I take exception to that.

I think the circumcised version is better.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Are... you... kidding me?
Yeah I think about sex, but.. that is like.. 5-6 % every day. The rest is work, learning new things, what should I eat tomorrow... I can write this for hours..

Yes, he is kidding you.
And it worked.

That sneaky basterd

 

[googleback]

brilliant, I say well done to him, that'd be a great joke at parties.
What's the problem? he's making money from it. It was a funny idea.

 

[chieften]

Food, friends, school/work, and games.

 

[PureChaos]

i thought that was pretty funny, good idea to use is as a note book

 

[Mantonio]

Tell that to all the poor bastards who get circumcisions.

How dare they do something that stops them getting disease!

Wait what

There are no words.

I know. That's because there's nothing to say, because there's no examples of large-scale social oppression of the male gender at any point in history.

Prove me wrong.

Okay then. Let's give some examples. Let's start with the fact that in the majority of countries that don't do conscription but are prepared to, only men may be drafted. Then there's the fact that domestic or sexual abuse towards males is often played down or indeed played for laughs (prison rape jokes for example). Then there's the fact that men are treated with suspicion around children, why do think there are so few male teachers these days? Then there's this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airline_sex_discrimination_policy_controversy) and also this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubay_v._Wells)

Granted, not quite concentration camps, but my point was that men aren't exactly having an easy time either. There's been equality and oppression for both genders.

Also, for the record? Most health authorities say that circumcision is unnecessary. Actual health risks needing its removal are rare, and anything else can be solved purely by basic hygiene. It also removes sensation from the area. Yet somehow it's socially acceptable to do this to males, and not let them have their own choice in the matter? But female circumcision, oh no! That's barbaric!

 

[ENKC]

As for my opinion on this book, I don't think much of it.

Or much of anything.

Apart from sex.

Mmm, sex.

 

[tharglet]

I thought this would be about heists and bank robberies.
(aren't those pretty much the same thing though?)

No. A heist is more of a thing that uses complex gadgetry, and involves being lowered through a skylight and maneuvering past laser tripwires.
A bank robbery is more of just a guy going into a bank armed and demanding money.
One is far classier.
Can you guess which?.

A heist also doesn't need to take place in a bank... it could be stealing other valuable things... such as the crown jewels....

 

[Togs]

Im actually quite insulted by that, sexixt misandry at it worst

 

[Harlief]

The use of this book as a notebook is quite clever. Imagine filling this book up with mathematical formulae, philosophical discussion, stories about Batman made out of bacon or any number of interesting non-sex-related topics.
Isn't that a fantastic way to show that misandrony is utter bollocks?

 

[Spacelord]

I'm gonna be rich when I publish my own book called "Things women can do better than men"

 

[AngloDoom]

...It's a joke.

Are people not getting that, or are they seriously getting offended?

Only because if it were directed at women, there would be a shitstorm of epic proportions.

I'm pretty sure I've seen a blank book entitled "Everything Women know about Football" or something similar, in my local Waterstone's.

 

[WingedIncubus]

Of course men think about sex, but guess what, so do women. In fact, women often have batshit insane fantasies guys will never suspect, even if they have known their gals intimately for years, while most guys dream only to have their tip wet into two women in the same time. They are just more apt to hide them and keep them to themselves, because they'll know most of the time they'll be judged and labeled as sluts.

Look at your girlfriend/wife/significant other and wonder, that maybe she has the dark fantasy of cheating on you in front of you as you watch humiliated and helpless, or that she wants you to take her in front of a large public, or that she wants to be the toy of a troop of football freshmen while you are gone to take a beer with your pals. All of this, from personal experience, because I do ask about their fantasies and I don't judge them for it.

Fearsome, isn't it?

 

[emeraldrafael]

well thts a waste of paper. you could have just put it up as an online jounral.

Anyawy, I would say men also think about guns, so he could have put that somehwere (maybe int he middle, in an off the way part of the page.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I think about a lot of stuff. Here's a short list:

Bacon
Video games
Magic: The Gathering
Bacon
Cheese
Bacon
D&D
Schoolwork
Anime
Manga
Bacon
Steak
and more bacon.

 

[pspman45]

i am insulted to think that this is posted on a website primarily about Video Games!!
what about video games??

 

[WingedIncubus]

Im actually quite insulted by that, sexixt misandry at it worst

It's a joke. By being insulted, you give it attention and creditence.

And "sexist misandry" is a pleonasm, by the way.