It would take a combination of two actual announcements simultaneously for me to crap my pants.
A remake of Legend of Dragoon following the original storyline with bonus content available for all systems, (or at least PS3. Cuz that's what I got.)
A remake of System Shock 1 and 2 for all systems, (or at least... well you get it.) That follows the story's of each and doesn't mix it up.
If this happened, I would probably crap my pants, then turn around and scream to whoever could hear- "THE WORLD IS READING MY LIFE I JUST POSTED THIS ON THE ESCAPIST AND NOW THERE ARE COMMERCIALS ON TV!" Sometimes I wonder if I am part of a Tv show similar to the Truman Show...