What game quotes make you giggle every time you hear them?

[Yarpie]

 

[Sampsa]

"I just have a rotten luck with women" - Dante in DMC 3

The orher one from the same game went like "If you don't now go and hop like a bunny... " Was said by one of my favourite characters.

 

[DeManix]

JASON!

 

[Communist partisan]

Cpt Price CoD4: WE-ARE-LEAVING! German phanter from CoH: Their scratching you're paintjob , Hans... hehe^^ Volkgrendanier CoH: It's cold and I'm sneasing!, Jaaaaaaaa Volkgrendanier here... (they say it in a really pissed way)^^

 

[Omikron009]

When the techpriest enginseer in Dawn of War says "a challenge worthy of my skill" it makes me smile.

 

[gamerguyal]

Cortana: Just one question...what if you miss?
Master Chief: I won't.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Hearing Mordin Solus sing always plasters a big, stupid smile on my face.

I love how they changed up the Modern Major General tune to fit him. My God am I glad I stopped to talk with my crew that time.

 

[Azrac]

Oh my god JC, a bomb!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG1qKzIsisU

 

[Stilt-Man]

Spoiler: Never gets old...

Not really a joke, I guess.

 

[Aiden_the-Joker1]

In red dead redemption if you are in a fire fight in Mexico John will shout "Things ain't looking bueno" and Jack will murmur to himself if you miss "Oh keep still will ya"

 

[dl_wraith]

What?? NOBODY mentions Duke Nukem? How can you not smile at the wonderfully purile:
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum.....and I'm all out of gum!"

Or if you're looking for bad dialogue, simply see any opening scene for any megaman game after Megaman X on the SNES or foe any Hudsonsoft Bomberman spinoff. "It is the year twenty ecks...."

And for those of you more modern gamer types why haven't you quoted GlaDOS at all? What, did the OP put you off using some of those lines?


Snake?.....Snake!......SNNAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEEEE!!!!!

 

[Goldeneye1989]

GOTCHA YA SPASTIC LITTLE GREMLIN

 

[Fappy]

"I've had enough of your snide insinuations!" POW!

 

[ww666]

After the first real fight at Parasite Eve 2, Aya Brea goes over to the guy who was being raped by the monster, the guy is covered in his own blood without an arm, an eye and she seriously tells the guy: Everything is going to be okay

 

[Faenus]

Samurai Warriors 2 empires, Mushasi Miyamoto. When you play as him and you start a battle with even odds he'll say "Ok guys, this will be a tough one, its time to go HARD" my twisted mind gets a giggle from that every time.

 

[Scobie]

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[Rayansaki]

This. There is no denying this is the funniest quote in a Video Game ever, and if you think it isn't you must be stupid!

 

[saintchristopher]

Specifically the ones at 1:03 and 1:47. As for the rest of it, I sincerely apologize.

 

[Drexlor]

Metal Gear Solid 2 had some of the best codec calls.............creepy when I first heard them....

Man those calls were weird. And the "Colonel" would call you every two seconds to deliver them.