What game quotes make you giggle every time you hear them?

[Brad Shepard]

Persona 4's hotspring cutscene... 3's too.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Packie McCreary: "I like you Niko. Not in a fun in the showers kind of way, in a male-bonding, about to go rob some people kind of way."

 

[Tony2077]

nothing here my sense of humor sucks

 

[Miumaru]

Anything Alistair says in Dragon Age, esp when Im flirting with him.
Also: (At about 0:52, listen carefully)

 

[bluebrino]

Mass Effect 2: Garrus' "reach and flexibility" story and "heat sink" comment. I think someone already put up the heat sink one but its still fucking hilarious.

 

[Shemming]

Rachet and clank 2, not exactly a quote but "break glass to get wrench to break glass to get rock to break glass to get wrench"
i cant remember exactly what level but i laugh whenever i remember it.

 

[Shameless]

"I am error"

 

[ScruffyTheJanitor]

If your an Eve online player.. "GET THAT INTERDICTOR!"

 

[exarkunsith]

"I gotta present for ya!"

GDI Commando
-Tyberium Dawn

 

[Shemming]

A lot of the Nazi Zombies quotes from the characters are pretty funny
For some reason the demonic narrator saying "Carpenter!" followed by Nikolai saying "I used to be a carpenter you know" makes me laugh everytime and I still don't know why, and of course Dempsey's "I don't know who Ray is, but his gun is rip!" or something along that lines when he gets the Ray Gun.

I second that all the quotes from that game are beast, especialy rictofen, when nikoli gets monkeys "look the missing link, and its holding a monkey!"

 

[Fiendly]

I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LiIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

 

[Axolotl]

"What a shame."

 

[4nthr4x]

Stronghold Crusader: I find the responses of your units absolutely amazing. Especially when you make them dig a moat.

'I hate water!'
'My boat's leak!'
'If you hadn't noticed, I'm a knight. We don't dig. That is beneath us'

Resident Evil 4: the radio conversations, with Leon's witty responses

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i17WGUU2uvA (the castle)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqFZ7-keRn0 (the island)

 

[DeManix]

'I'll have a packet of strawberry flavoured chewies, please.'

NO ETHAN! Shaun doesn't like strawberry!

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I win thread. Cookies, NAO!

 

[warrcry13]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO3MttgvHUY good old dawn of war's bad voice acting. I wish I knew how to embed the video on the page like all you fancy pants people.

 

[Code_Red]

Someone had to post it, so why not be the first.

That moment in the game always makes me laugh.

OP: The commentator in Rumble Racing for the PS2 was always amusing.

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

And no-one has mentioned Monkey Island yet!? For shame, Escapists, for shame.

Random Pirate: GuyBrush Threepwood? That's the most ridiculous name I've ever heard!

Guybrush: Well what's your name?

Random Pirate: Mancomb Seepgood.

 

[ThaBenMan]

" 'Oh, that guy Joker, he's such a tool! He plugged in the Overlord, now we have to compute Pi all day!' "
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"I love the sight of humans on their knees."

"........"

"That was a joke."
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*does the Robot behind Legion's back*
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"....take pictures!"

I <3 Joker