What game quotes make you giggle every time you hear them?

[likalaruku]

Pretty much anything from Sam & Max, Serious Sam 2, & Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Oh & audio quotes of games with notable bad voice acting; House of the Dead 2, Chaos Wars, & who could forget....

"Ishould'vebeentheonetofillyourdarksoulwithLIIIIIGHT! (LIIIIGHT!) (LIIIIGHT!) (LIIIIGHT!)

 

[-Drifter-]

My beds are reserved for sea men.-Oblivion

You lookin' to upgrade yer' weapon?-The Godfather

You son of a beetch!-The Godfather

 

[ThaBenMan]

"I ever tell you about the time me and Keith made a homemade bumper car ride with ridin' mowers in his backyard? Mower blade wounds over 90% of his body. I didn't run him over either, he somehow managed to fall under his own." - Ellis, Left 4 Dead 2

The Keith stories are great.

"I ever tell you guys about the time my buddy Keith and I were in a burning building, and we had to fight through like, five floors of zombies? And then... oh wait, I guess that was you guys. I can't wait to tell Keith about this!"

 

[Captain Epic]

Surprised this hasn't been done yet.
"Some think they can outsmart me, well I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet!"

 

[Averant]

Anything that HK-47 from KotOR says...

HK-47: Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master.
Revan: You don't need to call me master, you know.
HK-47: Query: Don't I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address.
Revan: "Organic meatbags?"
HK-47: Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such.
Revan: You just called me a meatbag again!
HK-47: Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squisy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea...
Revan: Neither do I, come to think of it...
HK-47: Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still...
Revan: I survive. Somehow.
HK-47: Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

 

[NewYork_Comedian]

Empire Total war

Random General: They hide behind women skirts, HAHA.

Come to think of it, i think Washington said that when i was playing .