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soulfire130

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Enchanted arms. I barely started the game. With in 2 minutes, I wanted to destroy the store that sold me this crppy, god-aweful game. Bad grafics, bad voice acting, and it looked like it should have been released in the mid 90's(made in 2006). I can't say anything about the story because I didn't play it long enough to understand or care.
 

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Call of duty. It's a good game, and generally fun to play, but because of it's stranglehold on the market so many good games are trying to become more like it, therefore less and less creative and original games are being released. It would also force young gamers to play some games with a little more... strategy? I mean the whole idea behind it is kill. I like games that have more than one possible focus, you know? Some freedom of choice? Its just run in circles and shoot.
 

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Hamish Durie said:
what game did you by an be really excited about it only to go home and find out that someone had replaced every fun related thing on the disk with massive amouts of poo.
please leave a reason
Dante's Inferno, because it belongs in hell.
 

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Monster Hunter: Dynamic Battle.
'Cause when Capcom finally decided to give us iGamers some Monster Hunter, they made the ill-advised decision to strip out all the exploration, crafting, gathering, and adventuring that made the series fun (not to mention the deep, interesting battles) and give us a weak Infinity Blade clone with "swipe and slash" gameplay. Considering that the system has played host to games as complex and demanding as Order&Chaos Online (WoW clone) and Battle for Wesnoth (direct port of a humongous PC turn-based strategy game), the "iPhone gamers can't handle complex things" attitude displayed here is nothing less than an outrage, and a direct affront to a Monster Hunter fan such as myself. RAGE!

Sorry, I got off on a rantangent there. Won't happen again, I promise.
 

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Funny most of the games mentioned in this topic I enjoyed that I have played, lol.

Hmm.. a game I bought that I absolutely hated? Can't really think of any that I bought in a long time that I hated that much. If I have any doubts after reading reviews I usually rent the games. Can't really think of any.
 

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Fallout 3.

The only good thing it did was pave the way for New Vegas.

It screwed up some of the established lore, had a horrible and forced plot, black and white morality, general stupidity (Little Lamplight, exploding GECK) and they practically killed Harold.
What, No Mutants Allowed got shut down and you had to come here? Hell, you picked the wrong 2 games in the whole Fallout Series. You could have picked Tatics, which wasen't even a damn RPG that fucked up Fallout lore with hairy deathclaws and ariships or BOS an isometric shoot 'em up that makes me thankful Bethesda went with the first person view and if you thought Tatics was bad when it came to raping the lore whoo nelly you should have seen this one.

And how is the plot forced in Fallout 3? Sure the parts with finding your dad are boring, after the Enclave shows up it becomes much better than finding your lost reletive, you don't even need to follow the plot, you are supposed to explore the world anyways. In fact, the whole "Find your dad" bit was to make you go into DC and the Wastes to show off the world they made. As for Little Lamplight how hard is it to fathom that a group of kids under the age or 16 who run the place like an orphanage and training ground hard to fathom? The scouts can survive like that and Lamplight has scav teams and the fungus to fight rads, how is it stupid? It's weird all right but we have mutants dubbed "Super Mutants" how is a cave of survivalist kids hard to grasp?

Also, exploding GECK... Your talking about Project Purity, the GECK didn't explode, an Enclave jackass rigged the place to blow. By the way, Harold had a tree growing in his skull, I think you should be happy he is probably alive rather than a skeleton who's skull is crushed under a tree. Oh and before you bring up the Enclave, the oil rig exploded and some headed East, again, why is it hard to fathom that? Not all personel were at the oil rig (that part is just if you bring the Enclave up).

As for black and white morality, the good options are what a kind person would do/say, the neutral one's are the mercenary options for those looking out for number one, the only one I'll give you is the evil options, even Fallout 1/2 made evil make you seem more like a god-damn psychopath.

Back on topic with it's screwed up lore. Again Tatics and BOS fucked that aspect up worse and Fallout 1/2 took place on the West Coast, Fallout 3 took place on the East Coast to carve out it's own lore, with little contrainst from the old lore.

Rant mode off for a sec, I think I'd toss Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel into the firey abyss, or if I was feeling like acting like a dick I'd toss Call of Duty Black Ops in there just to piss it's community off.
 

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Fallout 1 and 2.
Just old.

Yeah, the choices where great, no doubt, but the game itself was not good.
Beware, doing so will earn you the pretentious wrath of the angry neckbeards of No Mutants Allowed.
 

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I've got a woozy of a doozy for you (damn you, Pinkie Pie...). It's called Ruff Trigger, for the PS2, and to call it a bad game would be an understatement. Everything about it is a clone, a wanna-be. It's a mis-assembled Frankenstein, made from secondhand parts. Anything that could be original is not cardboard, but paper-thin. It's an atrocity that deserves to be condemned.
 

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Blatherscythe said:
What, No Mutants Allowed got shut down and you had to come here? Hell, you picked the wrong 2 games in the whole Fallout Series. You could have picked Tatics, which wasen't even a damn RPG that fucked up Fallout lore with hairy deathclaws and ariships or BOS an isometric shoot 'em up that makes me thankful Bethesda went with the first person view and if you thought Tatics was bad when it came to raping the lore whoo nelly you should have seen this one.

And how is the plot forced in Fallout 3? Sure the parts with finding your dad are boring, after the Enclave shows up it becomes much better than finding your lost reletive, you don't even need to follow the plot, you are supposed to explore the world anyways. In fact, the whole "Find your dad" bit was to make you go into DC and the Wastes to show off the world they made. As for Little Lamplight how hard is it to fathom that a group of kids under the age or 16 who run the place like an orphanage and training ground hard to fathom? The scouts can survive like that and Lamplight has scav teams and the fungus to fight rads, how is it stupid? It's weird all right but we have mutants dubbed "Super Mutants" how is a cave of survivalist kids hard to grasp?

Also, exploding GECK... Your talking about Project Purity, the GECK didn't explode, an Enclave jackass rigged the place to blow. By the way, Harold had a tree growing in his skull, I think you should be happy he is probably alive rather than a skeleton who's skull is crushed under a tree. Oh and before you bring up the Enclave, the oil rig exploded and some headed East, again, why is it hard to fathom that? Not all personel were at the oil rig (that part is just if you bring the Enclave up).

As for black and white morality, the good options are what a kind person would do/say, the neutral one's are the mercenary options for those looking out for number one, the only one I'll give you is the evil options, even Fallout 1/2 made evil make you seem more like a god-damn psychopath.

Back on topic with it's screwed up lore. Again Tatics and BOS fucked that aspect up worse and Fallout 1/2 took place on the West Coast, Fallout 3 took place on the East Coast to carve out it's own lore, with little contrainst from the old lore.
1. I'm not a member of NMA. I've only visited that website once to download the Van Buren demo.

2. The reason I didn't mention Tactics or BoS is because those games did not do well and not many people knew about them. Fallout 3 was very popular and poisoned the minds of many people. Basically F3 had a much larger effect on the Fallout universe.

3. The plot is very forced not because you're forced to do it, but because you're forced to do things during it. You're forced to find your dad, you're forced to love him and even calling him an asshole will do nothing, you're forced to acquire the GECK and activate Project Purity, you're forced to join the BoS, you're forced to fight against the Enclave.

4. Please tell me how Little Lamplight acquire new people? Do children just wander the wastes and then happen to stumble upon it and join? If children are banished at the age of 16 then how do they reproduce, how will they keep their numbers? How have they not already crumbled?

5. Yes the GECK does explode. When you go to Vault 87 you can go get the GECK yourself and if you activate it, it explodes in a large blue blast which makes no sense.

6. There was no reason to get Harold stuck into the ground. He appeared in both F1 and 2 and Bethesda practically killed him out of the series and now we'll never see him again. At least Obsidian brought back a character from the originals and didn't kill him ff.

7. Why was the Enclave even in this game? Couldn't Bethesda have made up their own new faction?

8. The morality in Fallout 3 is stupid, it's literally Jesus or the Devil:
Save or blow up Megaton.
Kill or free slaves.
Sabotage or save Project Purity.

In New Vegas the choices you make (especially who will run New vegas) take more thought and are not black and white.

9. Carve out their own lore? Then why are the BoS, Enclave, Super Mutants, Deathclaws, Raiders, sentry bots, robobrains, radscorpions etc ect still in this game? The only new enemies were mirelurks, protectrons, turrets and some minor new factions with barely any backstory.

And don't even get me started on the atrocity that was Mothership Zeta, I didn't mention it because New Vegas partially fixed the problem MZ created.
 

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ShadowDude112 said:
lordlillen said:
Iconsting said:
Kingdom Hearts.

Fuckin' Roxas ruined that game for me forever.
wait WHAAAAAAAA? and dont you mean kingdom hearts 2 roxas wasnt in the first and i like roxas and kingdom hearts 2 its actully my favorite game EVAR.
Does proper grammar mean anything to you, lordlillen?
OT: Probably Sonic the Hedgehog (2006). I played it and beat it and I felt terrible. I didn't feel any kind of success from beating it. Just me, and that game still in my 360 and knowing I wasted about a week trying to beat it.
does the fact that not everyone has english as there native language mean anything to you?
 

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ChupathingyX said:
Blatherscythe said:
What, No Mutants Allowed got shut down and you had to come here? Hell, you picked the wrong 2 games in the whole Fallout Series. You could have picked Tatics, which wasen't even a damn RPG that fucked up Fallout lore with hairy deathclaws and ariships or BOS an isometric shoot 'em up that makes me thankful Bethesda went with the first person view and if you thought Tatics was bad when it came to raping the lore whoo nelly you should have seen this one.

And how is the plot forced in Fallout 3? Sure the parts with finding your dad are boring, after the Enclave shows up it becomes much better than finding your lost reletive, you don't even need to follow the plot, you are supposed to explore the world anyways. In fact, the whole "Find your dad" bit was to make you go into DC and the Wastes to show off the world they made. As for Little Lamplight how hard is it to fathom that a group of kids under the age or 16 who run the place like an orphanage and training ground hard to fathom? The scouts can survive like that and Lamplight has scav teams and the fungus to fight rads, how is it stupid? It's weird all right but we have mutants dubbed "Super Mutants" how is a cave of survivalist kids hard to grasp?

Also, exploding GECK... Your talking about Project Purity, the GECK didn't explode, an Enclave jackass rigged the place to blow. By the way, Harold had a tree growing in his skull, I think you should be happy he is probably alive rather than a skeleton who's skull is crushed under a tree. Oh and before you bring up the Enclave, the oil rig exploded and some headed East, again, why is it hard to fathom that? Not all personel were at the oil rig (that part is just if you bring the Enclave up).

As for black and white morality, the good options are what a kind person would do/say, the neutral one's are the mercenary options for those looking out for number one, the only one I'll give you is the evil options, even Fallout 1/2 made evil make you seem more like a god-damn psychopath.

Back on topic with it's screwed up lore. Again Tatics and BOS fucked that aspect up worse and Fallout 1/2 took place on the West Coast, Fallout 3 took place on the East Coast to carve out it's own lore, with little contrainst from the old lore.
1. I'm not a member of NMA. I've only visited that website once to download the Van Buren demo.

2. The reason I didn't mention Tactics or BoS is because those games did not do well and not many people knew about them. Fallout 3 was very popular and poisoned the minds of many people. Basically F3 had a much larger effect on the Fallout universe.

3. The plot is very forced not because you're forced to do it, but because you're forced to do things during it. You're forced to find your dad, you're forced to love him and even calling him an asshole will do nothing, you're forced to acquire the GECK and activate Project Purity, you're forced to join the BoS, you're forced to fight against the Enclave.

4. Please tell me how Little Lamplight acquire new people? Do children just wander the wastes and then happen to stumble upon it and join? If children are banished at the age of 16 then how do they reproduce, how will they keep their numbers? How have they not already crumbled?

5. Yes the GECK does explode. When you go to Vault 87 you can go get the GECK yourself and if you activate it, it explodes in a large blue blast which makes no sense.

6. There was no reason to get Harold stuck into the ground. He appeared in both F1 and 2 and Bethesda practically killed him out of the series and now we'll never see him again. At least Obsidian brought back a character from the originals and didn't kill him ff.

7. Why was the Enclave even in this game? Couldn't Bethesda have made up their own new faction?

8. The morality in Fallout 3 is stupid, it's literally Jesus or the Devil:
Save or blow up Megaton.
Kill or free slaves.
Sabotage or save Project Purity.

In New Vegas the choices you make (especially who will run New vegas) take more thought and are not black and white.

9. Carve out their own lore? Then why are the BoS, Enclave, Super Mutants, Deathclaws, Raiders, sentry bots, robobrains, radscorpions etc ect still in this game? The only new enemies were mirelurks, protectrons, turrets and some minor new factions with barely any backstory.

And don't even get me started on the atrocity that was Mothership Zeta, I didn't mention it because New Vegas partially fixed the problem MZ created.
Then by you logic NV has a forced plot. You are forced to find Benny, forced to find the damn chip, forced to travel along a set route and forced to help Primm and Novac. By god what an atrocious story! I have to do things! It also suffers from black and white morality with a bit more grey (it's a good sequel so it improved the damn game), only an asshole would side with the Legion in real life, they're your black as fucking pitch faction. NCR is more light grey, bogged down by corruption they still try to do good. House is your grey faction, he isn't a jerk but he's not exactly nice, he is driven by money and a love of Vegas. Yes Man is pretty much what you make of it, if you work at it this ending can be the best for the Mojave or the worst. Besides, the choices come down to good response and choice, neutral response and choice and evil response and choice. Your either a hero or a psychopathic monster. Most RPG's suffer from this.

With how many people die in the Wastes how many orphans do you think there are? And besides there's this thing called puberty, most kids can reproduce under the age of 16 (though not advised) and there's no adult supervision. What the hell do you think they do?

Harold would either die because the roots cause a brain hemmorage or the tree got to heavy and crushed him, at least this way they get a cameo. That's also why they have their own version of Super Mutants, they explain the Enclave pressance and that's also why they have their own faction of the BOS, the BOS does not act like the BOS from the first two games. They're practicly differant now.

The GECK just sounds like a stupid effect, I don't know why it's a big issue.

And they did carve out their own lore, they made a differant chapter of the BOS with conflicting values, a new breed of Super Mutants, Yao Gui, Mirelurks and explain most of it as well as the Enclave. They still had some restraints on lore, they could change a few things but if they changed too much it wouldn't be Fallout anymore. It was Bethesda's first try and they did a damn good job with it. If people refuse to take off their nostalgic glasses and not accept the game for what it was, a well thought out world that is fun to explore then fine, but don't say it isn't Fallout or that it's an atrocity, you just don't like it because it's not your cup of tea. But it's mostly everyone else's cup of tea.

And everyone agrees, Mothership Zeta sucked.
 

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Dragon Age 2.

Craptastic limitation to Roleplaying, and the recycled environment that would make a random dungeon generator with one template blush.
 

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Blatherscythe said:
ChupathingyX said:
Fallout Argument
Blatherscythe said:
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Can we all just agree that Fallout 1&2 were great Tactics was disappointing, BoS was shit, and 3 was somewhere between good/OK and meh.
Also while it was nice to see Harold again, it was kinda dick to root him to the ground so idiots can slowly burn him to death. Yes, the tree outgrowing him was inevitable but it did not have to happen yet.
 

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two worlds hands down worst game ever played....
lagged, terrible combat, horrendous plot, and the voice acting..i have never heard such bolloxs in my life.
 

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If this thread is any indication. All games should burn in the ninth circle of hell for eternity, which would actually be freezer burn, but it's still burning!