What gaming monster would you want guarding your home?

[vamp rocks]

i dunno...... something too big might destroy my house in the process.... (like a big daddy charging)....

hmmmm.... alma..... lol

 

[Lonely Swordsman]

Spoiler

No tell me you'd want to mess with THAT.

 

[Grahwo]

I would like BIGDADDY!

KILL HIM!!! KILL HIM Mista Boubbles! KILL HIM!!!

 

[Atomicmoo]

BOB SAGET

 

[Cheesezorz]

Boomer.

 

[Spirultima]

Emerald, Ruby, Diamond and Ultimate Weapon from FFVII

 

[mrF00bar]

The Gman.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

My front door opens to a narrow corridor, so there´s a wall just opposite to the door. It would be neat to have something like The One Truth or Demon Wall guarding my house. I bet it would scare ten hells out of anyone unwanted trying to get in...and it would probably be too scary even for me to go outside.

I have to think about this a bit more.

 

[w-Jinksy]

a brumak that fires deathclaws out of its massive cannon, take that milk man you bastard giving me milk with too much cream and not delivering the milkshake i ordered you cock.

 

[deletemeplease107]

Super Mutant Behemoths
or Reaver ghouls....

 

[Trivun]

Ooooh, I'd pick a Sphinx. Or maybe the Cheshire Cat from American McGee's Alice. Otherwise, I'd do it myself and simply make sure I was imbued with shape-shifting abilities to the point I can turn into literally anything (there must be a game like that somewhere, maybe the same as Mystique in any X-Men game). Including any creature I want to be.

I have a very broad mind, you see...

 

[Overlord SoS]

The Succubi/Nekotama from the Disgaea series, anyone who has played should know why , or the Super Mutant Behemoth from Fallout 3, nobody would try to take one of them on without a tactical nuclear strike.

 

[DN83]

One of the collosi from "Shadow of the Collosus". This time though, he wears protective armor on his weak spot.

 

[gragimor]

Spoiler

No tell me you'd want to mess with THAT.

No old gods allowed!

 

[Deathsong17]

Rayquaza.
EDIT No, Ditto!

 

[DarkRyter]

Alex Mercer, cause he'll fucking eat you.

Other than him, I'd go with a Big Daddy (bouncer). You rob my house? Drill to the face. You mess up my roses? Drill to the face. You steal my mail? Drill the face. You mess with my Peanut Butter pine cone bird feeder? Drill to a far worse place.

 

[NoSlottedToaster]

I'd have to say Big Sister from BioShock 2, have you seen her screen shots? What the hell?

 

[TheMonsterSV]

That Bodyguard vampire LaCroix had in Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines either him or Charizard from pokemon

 

[Asciotes]

My votes on the spider queen from Okami. Not hard to beat, but that;s only if youre a God, it would do fine gaurding my house.