What gaming monster would you want guarding your home?

[ivannorr]

Hk-47 from KotoR, not only can he humor me, he is a killing machine, literally

Statement: Excellent choice, HK has enjoyed protecting his masters and their interests from meatbags for several hundred years.

Although he always ended up being the cause of his masters demise.

 

[Artemis923]

The ultimate defense.

 

[StigmataDiaboli]

I'd just have Kratos. Give him a deck chair, couple magazines, a few postmen to get some red orbs from, and as soon as anyone unwanted comes to the door, BLAM!

 

[diablomaki]

A beholder from D&D. That'll teach those punks down the street.

take notes kids beholder wins

Not so, my good man. You seem to have forgotten the dreaded Tarrasque. The Mary-Sue of monsters. As long as it was well-trained.

a creature said to be to stupid to be good or evil is gonna demolish the house it was to protect, but it is incredibly OP, ill give u that

 

[DelphiSantano]

Either a Big Daddy or some sort of large Dragon.

 

[MR.Spartacus]

Frank Horrigan of Fallout2. Seriously though the guy could punch a Deathclaw in half and laugh off a plasma rifle like he was being tickled. Him or the worm from Gears of War Two.

 

[Droa]

One of the Really big Monsters in the the Monster Hunter games, a Tank from l4d or a Xenomorph King(tame and look it up in wiki, looks badass) either 1 of them or hav all 3 as the best tag team defense force ever!

 

[Fiftysix]

Either a Big Daddy or some sort of large Dragon.

How about a Big Daddy RIDING some sort of large dragon?

 

[DarkNero]

yeah I have to go with Alex Mercer....pretty badass if you ask me

 

[Archaeology Hat]

A Grue.

 

[NoTroll]

Gabe Newell.

 

[salamarian]

I want Gordon Freeman. I don't care if he isn't a monster. nothing could get by him, and when He gets bored we could play chess.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Orcus, Demon Prince of the Undead, from D&D 4th.
Or more likely to be willing to guard my house: a Helmed Horror, also from D&D 4th.

 

[Shadow495501]

Fawkes from Fallout 3, cant touch him.

 

[Vespire]

hmm...monster...I'd pick pikachu. Just because he is FRICKING AWESOME

 

[Nocta-Aeterna]

ARH! HK-47 alrdy mentioned...

Apart from him, I'll use both the minion armies of my Diablo 2 and Guild Wars Necromancers.. then again.. I'll need a fair amount of fresh corpses to set my defenses up.. not to mention keeping the Guild Wars minions alive!

Ooorrrr... I could use those nifty puppets from the Shalebridge Cradle... that'll scare people off. Though their constant hissing and twitching will probably keep me from sleeping.

Spoiler

[link]http://gillen.cream.org/thecradle.pdf[/link] page 2, guy on the right.

 

[bruMackBBQ_89]

[http://photobucket.com/images/gears%20of%20war%202]

pooping your pants off will occur XD.

 

[DelphiSantano]

Either a Big Daddy or some sort of large Dragon.

How about a Big Daddy RIDING some sort of large dragon?

Ooh, very nice.

 

[Lordmarkus]

Frank Horrigan. [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Frank_Horrigan] Enough said.

 

[GoldenRaz]

Frank Horrigan. [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Frank_Horrigan] Enough said.

Goddamnded seconded.
A power-armored super mutant that can punch a Deathclaw to pieces with his bare fist is just what I need to keep those darned kids off my lawn.