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erttheking said:
Ackerson? Isn't he the person that tried to KILL Chief to make himself look good and Halsey bad? You know, wipe out one of mankind's best hopes? And did Traviss forget that Ackerson had his own SPARTAN project? DId she forget about the SPARTAN IIIs? They were literally sent to die in hundreds on their very first mission, Halsey trained her SPARTANs to live and SHE'S THE BAD GUY!?

And yeah that explanation is still pretty terrible, why don't they just give guns to the Brutes while they're at it?
Excellent! You understand everything. And since Brutes are working with the Elite insurrection they get the guns, too.

Mendez actually talked about that and said since it was volunteer only, it was okay. Glasslands is actually part-continuation of Ghosts of Onyx so it has IIIs in it.
 

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World of Warcraft. How it wow used to be good then got ruined, i hate people saying it was always shit. Anyone who hasnt played it or started playing in the last three years knows nothing about wow or BC, and i refuse to listen to there stupid stuipdness
 

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When people seriously think World of Warcraft is played exactly like that one episode of Southpark. It was hilarious don't get me wrong but holy shit if I have to hear one more jack ass "hurr so are you like the cartman character or something?" "Hurr are you a lvl 100 wizards?"

Just stupid comments like that piss me off.
 

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Xpwn3ntial said:
erttheking said:
Ackerson? Isn't he the person that tried to KILL Chief to make himself look good and Halsey bad? You know, wipe out one of mankind's best hopes? And did Traviss forget that Ackerson had his own SPARTAN project? DId she forget about the SPARTAN IIIs? They were literally sent to die in hundreds on their very first mission, Halsey trained her SPARTANs to live and SHE'S THE BAD GUY!?

And yeah that explanation is still pretty terrible, why don't they just give guns to the Brutes while they're at it?
Excellent! You understand everything. And since Brutes are working with the Elite insurrection they get the guns, too.

Mendez actually talked about that and said since it was volunteer only, it was okay. Glasslands is actually part-continuation of Ghosts of Onyx so it has IIIs in it.
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/answers/1249000/1249592_1295909345446.6res_300_300.jpg

So let me get this straight, Karen Traviss thinks that child soldiers are ok as long as they volunteer...even if they're being sent to their certain deaths...ugh, I hate this woman. And, I was willing to buy that some of the Elites would want to stick to the path of the Covenant, because let's face it you don't drop 3,000 years of tradition overnight, but they're working with Brutes? The Elites HATE the brutes! Even when they were part of the Covenant they HATED the Brutes, and then they stabbed them in the back and now they're working with them!? Why does Karen Traviss ruin everything she touches? Every time she writes about something, she picks a small group, goes on about how awesome they are and how everyone who disagrees with them is an idiot! I've come to expect that from half assed fan fics and she's getting PAID to write this stuff?
 

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Crayven said:
World of Warcraft. How it wow used to be good then got ruined, i hate people saying it was always shit. Anyone who hasnt played it or started playing in the last three years knows nothing about wow or BC, and i refuse to listen to there stupid stuipdness
TBC was horrible and vanilla was as well. The only good expansion pack was Wotlk.
 

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The only thing I got true fanboy rage over is when someone said Tera's combat or Secret World's combat was more fluid then Guild Wars 2's combat. I raged so hard.

Tera, first of all locks you into predetermined animations that you can roll out of or combo into others, but it will still LOCK you in place. For Guild Wars 2, you can move while doing most if not all of the skills. Need to circle strafe then roll away towards people for safety? You can do that. And the Secret World guy I believed to be a troll, but thats a different story.

Oh yeah and the constant ponies on TF2. I swear to god I saw several sprays of people raping those poor-ass ponies. Well that and the fact that their bloody everywhere and don't shut up about it. Hell I am wearing several signs that says "I suck dick" but at least I don't yell it at people constantly.
 

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erttheking said:
Well, from what I heard Glasslands is supposed to bridge Halo 3 and Halo 4 so what is in it will probably have heavy influence on the events of the new trilogy, oh and speaking of trilogies grasslands is itself the first book in a trilogy, all of them written by traviss............
ah..well at least those are books and not the actual games...

I mean at least Bioware admitted they fucked up when they handed the pen over to somone who didn't know the lore basics <-and no, that doesnt make me an obsessive fan because I'm pretty sure you'd be annpyed if somone wrote a book set in our world where the sky was green and grass was blue
If that error ever occurred, it could be fixed by it turning out to be DBZ's Namek! :D

OT: From the sounds of it, that Glasslands thing sounds like it'll make me flip tables.

Not something that enrages me, but more utterly confuses: People read a really great book, and then write terrible fan fiction. You can spot bad prose from a mile off. It's just amazing how people can read an awesome book and not absorb any idea of what a good writing style is.

Edit: They seem to fall under the Stephanie Meyer (and associates) rule of "adjectives! Excessive and indiscriminate adjectives!"
 

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kortin said:
Crayven said:
World of Warcraft. How it wow used to be good then got ruined, i hate people saying it was always shit. Anyone who hasnt played it or started playing in the last three years knows nothing about wow or BC, and i refuse to listen to there stupid stuipdness
TBC was horrible and vanilla was as well. The only good expansion pack was Wotlk.
How much did you play? and when did you play?
 

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When people say Cole Macgrath is dead. First off, in the good ending you can see the last lightning strike hit the coffin. Second, KESSLER! He was from the future proving Cole lived on!
 

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Crayven said:
How much did you play? and when did you play?
Since the start all the way up to 4.2

Vanilla was fun, but it was horribly designed. 40 man raids sound good on paper, but in practice they were complete clusterfucks.

TBC was a pile of shit. The raiding was horrible, the pvp was horrible. The questing was meh AT BEST. The only good thing about TBC was the aesthetic design.
 

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erttheking said:
Xpwn3ntial said:
erttheking said:
Ackerson? Isn't he the person that tried to KILL Chief to make himself look good and Halsey bad? You know, wipe out one of mankind's best hopes? And did Traviss forget that Ackerson had his own SPARTAN project? DId she forget about the SPARTAN IIIs? They were literally sent to die in hundreds on their very first mission, Halsey trained her SPARTANs to live and SHE'S THE BAD GUY!?

And yeah that explanation is still pretty terrible, why don't they just give guns to the Brutes while they're at it?
Excellent! You understand everything. And since Brutes are working with the Elite insurrection they get the guns, too.

Mendez actually talked about that and said since it was volunteer only, it was okay. Glasslands is actually part-continuation of Ghosts of Onyx so it has IIIs in it.
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/answers/1249000/1249592_1295909345446.6res_300_300.jpg

So let me get this straight, Karen Traviss thinks that child soldiers are ok as long as they volunteer...even if they're being sent to their certain deaths...ugh, I hate this woman. And, I was willing to buy that some of the Elites would want to stick to the path of the Covenant, because let's face it you don't drop 3,000 years of tradition overnight, but they're working with Brutes? The Elites HATE the brutes! Even when they were part of the Covenant they HATED the Brutes, and then they stabbed them in the back and now they're working with them!? Why does Karen Traviss ruin everything she touches? Every time she writes about something, she picks a small group, goes on about how awesome they are and how everyone who disagrees with them is an idiot! I've come to expect that from half assed fan fics and she's getting PAID to write this stuff?
This woman sounds like the only way to force the idea of realistically portraying multiple factions of characters would be to beat her to death with a copy of A Game of Thrones.
 

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kortin said:
Crayven said:
How much did you play? and when did you play?
Since the start all the way up to 4.2

Vanilla was fun, but it was horribly designed. 40 man raids sound good on paper, but in practice they were complete clusterfucks.

TBC was a pile of shit. The raiding was horrible, the pvp was horrible. The questing was meh AT BEST. The only good thing about TBC was the aesthetic design.
I accept that as your informed opinion, I loved it.
I enjoyed how it for the bad as well as the good, the raids was fun for me and my friends, and i knew who i was playing with, and what the story was leading too.
 

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Binnsyboy said:
erttheking said:
Xpwn3ntial said:
erttheking said:
Ackerson? Isn't he the person that tried to KILL Chief to make himself look good and Halsey bad? You know, wipe out one of mankind's best hopes? And did Traviss forget that Ackerson had his own SPARTAN project? DId she forget about the SPARTAN IIIs? They were literally sent to die in hundreds on their very first mission, Halsey trained her SPARTANs to live and SHE'S THE BAD GUY!?

And yeah that explanation is still pretty terrible, why don't they just give guns to the Brutes while they're at it?
Excellent! You understand everything. And since Brutes are working with the Elite insurrection they get the guns, too.

Mendez actually talked about that and said since it was volunteer only, it was okay. Glasslands is actually part-continuation of Ghosts of Onyx so it has IIIs in it.
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/answers/1249000/1249592_1295909345446.6res_300_300.jpg

So let me get this straight, Karen Traviss thinks that child soldiers are ok as long as they volunteer...even if they're being sent to their certain deaths...ugh, I hate this woman. And, I was willing to buy that some of the Elites would want to stick to the path of the Covenant, because let's face it you don't drop 3,000 years of tradition overnight, but they're working with Brutes? The Elites HATE the brutes! Even when they were part of the Covenant they HATED the Brutes, and then they stabbed them in the back and now they're working with them!? Why does Karen Traviss ruin everything she touches? Every time she writes about something, she picks a small group, goes on about how awesome they are and how everyone who disagrees with them is an idiot! I've come to expect that from half assed fan fics and she's getting PAID to write this stuff?
This woman sounds like the only way to force the idea of realistically portraying multiple factions of characters would be to beat her to death with a copy of A Game of Thrones.
Never read the book I believe from. From what I heard one of the better written Star Wars books would be a good choice too. Heck, not to toot my own horn, but I managed to write a multi faction based story better than her.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6376514/1/Mass_Effect_New_Origins_V2

In this fic there's the UNSC which peacefully annexes the Quarians, the post Halo 3 Sangheili power, the Council, the new Jiralhanae Empire which cures the Genophage and allies themselves with the Krogan along with the Batarians and the Heretic Geth, and a Jiralhanae resistance movement, and they all get time for character development...ok I kind of ignore the Council but at least I don't demonize them.
 

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erttheking said:
Binnsyboy said:
erttheking said:
Xpwn3ntial said:
erttheking said:
Ackerson? Isn't he the person that tried to KILL Chief to make himself look good and Halsey bad? You know, wipe out one of mankind's best hopes? And did Traviss forget that Ackerson had his own SPARTAN project? DId she forget about the SPARTAN IIIs? They were literally sent to die in hundreds on their very first mission, Halsey trained her SPARTANs to live and SHE'S THE BAD GUY!?

And yeah that explanation is still pretty terrible, why don't they just give guns to the Brutes while they're at it?
Excellent! You understand everything. And since Brutes are working with the Elite insurrection they get the guns, too.

Mendez actually talked about that and said since it was volunteer only, it was okay. Glasslands is actually part-continuation of Ghosts of Onyx so it has IIIs in it.
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/answers/1249000/1249592_1295909345446.6res_300_300.jpg

So let me get this straight, Karen Traviss thinks that child soldiers are ok as long as they volunteer...even if they're being sent to their certain deaths...ugh, I hate this woman. And, I was willing to buy that some of the Elites would want to stick to the path of the Covenant, because let's face it you don't drop 3,000 years of tradition overnight, but they're working with Brutes? The Elites HATE the brutes! Even when they were part of the Covenant they HATED the Brutes, and then they stabbed them in the back and now they're working with them!? Why does Karen Traviss ruin everything she touches? Every time she writes about something, she picks a small group, goes on about how awesome they are and how everyone who disagrees with them is an idiot! I've come to expect that from half assed fan fics and she's getting PAID to write this stuff?
This woman sounds like the only way to force the idea of realistically portraying multiple factions of characters would be to beat her to death with a copy of A Game of Thrones.
Never read the book I believe from. From what I heard one of the better written Star Wars books would be a good choice too. Heck, not to toot my own horn, but I managed to write a multi faction based story better than her.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6376514/1/Mass_Effect_New_Origins_V2

In this fic there's the UNSC which peacefully annexes the Quarians, the post Halo 3 Sangheili power, the Council, the new Jiralhanae Empire which cures the Genophage and allies themselves with the Krogan along with the Batarians and the Heretic Geth, and a Jiralhanae resistance movement, and they all get time for character development...ok I kind of ignore the Council but at least I don't demonize them.
Not really a big fan fic person, but how could the Brutes cure the genophage? Without the Covenant, I'm pretty sure they're even more barbaric than the Krogans.
 

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Master chief has a new armour set in Halo 4, WHERE DID HE GET IT? HE WAS IN CRYO SLEEP!! DID HE MAKE IT WIV HIS LITTLE TOOL BOX IT OR SOMETHING?

ME3's ending still sucks as I cannot get and ending I want in an rpg.

Pokemon Y U NO have interesting characters? / Plot? / do something new?

Ubisoft basing the AC games in fucking shit time periods like Renaissance's Italy and Revolution America, WHY NOT BASE IT IN EGYPT OR FEUDAL JAPAN OR SOMEWHERE INTERESTING?
 

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Why isn't there a Kenji path in Katawa Shoujo (not counting the insta death one.)? I wanted a gay sex scene, damnit!
 

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Binnsyboy said:
erttheking said:
Binnsyboy said:
erttheking said:
Xpwn3ntial said:
erttheking said:
Ackerson? Isn't he the person that tried to KILL Chief to make himself look good and Halsey bad? You know, wipe out one of mankind's best hopes? And did Traviss forget that Ackerson had his own SPARTAN project? DId she forget about the SPARTAN IIIs? They were literally sent to die in hundreds on their very first mission, Halsey trained her SPARTANs to live and SHE'S THE BAD GUY!?

And yeah that explanation is still pretty terrible, why don't they just give guns to the Brutes while they're at it?
Excellent! You understand everything. And since Brutes are working with the Elite insurrection they get the guns, too.

Mendez actually talked about that and said since it was volunteer only, it was okay. Glasslands is actually part-continuation of Ghosts of Onyx so it has IIIs in it.
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/answers/1249000/1249592_1295909345446.6res_300_300.jpg

So let me get this straight, Karen Traviss thinks that child soldiers are ok as long as they volunteer...even if they're being sent to their certain deaths...ugh, I hate this woman. And, I was willing to buy that some of the Elites would want to stick to the path of the Covenant, because let's face it you don't drop 3,000 years of tradition overnight, but they're working with Brutes? The Elites HATE the brutes! Even when they were part of the Covenant they HATED the Brutes, and then they stabbed them in the back and now they're working with them!? Why does Karen Traviss ruin everything she touches? Every time she writes about something, she picks a small group, goes on about how awesome they are and how everyone who disagrees with them is an idiot! I've come to expect that from half assed fan fics and she's getting PAID to write this stuff?
This woman sounds like the only way to force the idea of realistically portraying multiple factions of characters would be to beat her to death with a copy of A Game of Thrones.
Never read the book I believe from. From what I heard one of the better written Star Wars books would be a good choice too. Heck, not to toot my own horn, but I managed to write a multi faction based story better than her.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6376514/1/Mass_Effect_New_Origins_V2

In this fic there's the UNSC which peacefully annexes the Quarians, the post Halo 3 Sangheili power, the Council, the new Jiralhanae Empire which cures the Genophage and allies themselves with the Krogan along with the Batarians and the Heretic Geth, and a Jiralhanae resistance movement, and they all get time for character development...ok I kind of ignore the Council but at least I don't demonize them.
Not really a big fan fic person, but how could the Brutes cure the genophage? Without the Covenant, I'm pretty sure they're even more barbaric than the Krogans.
The found Mordin's assistant and...convinced him to help them. Also I take a different spin on the Brutes in this story. After the Human-Covenant war they descended into a brutal civil war, but a Jiralhanae named Tritus formed his own private army and conquered all the other factions, uniting the Jiralhanae under his rule 40K style. The Empire made some leaps and bounds under his rule and they became much more civilized, but Tritus was still paranoid and wanted to conquer the entire galaxy to prevent his people from becoming attacked. So he cured the Krogan, allied himself with the Batarians and the heteric Geth and declared war on the rest of the Galaxy. Basically I was trying to flesh out the Jiralhanae as villains and trying to make them more three dimensional than "they go to war because they think it's fun" Also his brother started a rebellion to stop him.
 

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Have some meta:

In any of my fandoms, I rage about fanboys/fangirls who rage over certain decisions by the creators/current IP owners, despite the fact that they don't know all the facts nor own the property. This does not mean I don't dislike some of those decisions, but I am utterly ashamed of other members of my fandoms who can't seem to keep things in perspective.

A few brief examples,

It made me happy in "The Last Roundup" when Derpy talked. It was acknowledgement by the creators of FiM that bronies mattered to them. When I heard about the iTunes edit, I didn't care that much. It was stupid in my mind, and the audio quality of the redub made me think it was fake at first, but I didn't feel anything other than mild disappointment. The other bronies, however, went stark raving mad over it. This was the beginning of a series of fandom rage fits that led to my deciding not to call myself a brony so I wouldn't be lumped with those fanatical hypocrites.

When the game came out, my Xbox was broken and I wasn't going to pay full price for any game, even though I love the series. When gamers everywhere started moaning about the ending, I really hated them because of how close they came to ruining the game for me by way of spoilers. Having finished the game yesterday, I can say that I can't imagine what the ending would have been like without the extended cut, but even so, every part before the ending makes Mass Effect 3 the best damn game I've ever played. The combat was challenging and intense without being tedious (like ME1) or frustrating (ME2). Seemingly minor decisions from earlier games made a noticeable impact on events (who would have guessed that Conrad had a doctorate?). The story was well-paced and the side-missions didn't feel like a chore. Overall, I am sorely disappointed in the gamers who complained without really considering anything but the ending.

Guys, it's been 13, 10, and 7 years. They're canon, get over it. The writing and acting is bad in all six movies, but the action sequences are the best you'll ever see in movies when you view them in theaters and you know it.
 

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I second Kingdom Hearts Final Mix releases. It's utterly ridiculous that Squeenix can't just release all of the cool, sometimes story important extra stuff in the International release. All it serves is making me pirate the games so I can actually experience them.

I thought Squeenix liked money. Why do they refuse to let me give it to them?