What if a zombie. . .

[SextusMaximus]

Rip their limbs off... or...

Kill Them With Fire!!

 

[Hawgh]

I bring in a mid- to high-level cleric or paladin, or any caster with, say, Sunburst(does lotsa damage against undead, also good against vampires).

 

[nick n stuff]

remove the limbs and mark out an area of a 2ft radius around the body with black and yellow tape. health and safety people.

 

[Pegghead]

Your sort of zombie sounds alot like the zombies in a surprisingly good zombie film I watched the other day.

Spoiler: Here it is

In the film they simply took shelter in a well barricaded fort, mind you don't use everything they did as an example.

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

Simple. Get Chuck Norris to kill it.

 

[PHOENIXRIDER57]

Like from Shaun of the Dead, I'd pin the zombies up to trees with giant umbrella poles. They wouldn't do much damage up there.

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

Id chain them to a crocodile, then if we get zombie crocodiles, then id chain the croc's to a shark, then if we get zombie sharks, then id chain them to dolphins, then the dolphin zombies would take over the world. Much better than human/croc/shark zombies. (Dont ask how the dolphins will kill the sharks chained to them...)

 

[p3t3r]

After the head I would go for the heart. After the heart, I would figure out where the appendix is and aim for that.

yes destroy the organ living people don't need brilliant

my idea has already been said but remove limbs then burn is my plan

 

[Seydaman]

Go to my original plan, hide in a supermarket. Lots of food, bring my all the consoles in my house, bunch of books, pictures and bunch of memory shit, and my computer. I hope the interwebs will work, Wow during the Apocalypse would be sweet

 

[primitivescrewhead]

I would go evil dead on their asses - Full body dismemberment.

 

[Fidelias]

I wouldn't use a gun. I'd use a sword. Or a chainsaw. Just cut 'em up til they can't follow you.

 

[lazathor]

shoot tem until they are completely disabled and them leave them to starve

 

[ghostinthenight]

...Kill it with fire?

 

[Lifestealer]

Eh a shotgun blast to the face will mean it can not longer bite you. Also without eyes, ears or a nose how is it going to find anyone?
Shoot it in the head then just take your time about dismembering it.

I agree with the fact that zombies can not find you if you blow thier heads off, but answer this, how are you supposed to take your time when there are 30,000 other infected ready to bite your face off.

Back to the point...
Tell me fellow escapists, how many of you actually own firearms? Also, how much ammo do you have for said firearm? When the zombie apocalypse happens, guns and ammo wont appear magically on the floor... you will have to work with what you have. Also, to all the people who say that they will just go melee with the zombies; How exactly are you going to overpower 10-15 zombies all swarming for your brains? Are you strong enough to smash a persons head off in 1 hit with a baseball bat? Are you fast enough to dismember all of a zombie's limbs with a claymore before being killed or infected? Before you answer, think about this, zombies kill you in 1 hit. They will either infect you or will simply mortally wound you. You on the other hand might be able to kill a zombie in 2-3 hits if you are lucky, now, that is only 1 zombie, in an apocolypse hundreds will be chasing you, even with a chainsaw you will simply not be able to swing fast enough to kill/dismember all the zombies that are coming after you.

Now, for the gun users. Even if you do own a gun and hundreds of bullets for it, are you trained well enough to shoot a charging zombie in both kneecaps, while running away in fear?
Although range is the only advantage we survivors would have against the zombies, ammo and guns are too hard to come by en masse unless you live right next to a hunting/gun shop. If you don't I can almost garantee you by the time you reach the shop, there will be nothing left in it.
/end rant

So the point I am trying to make is that if zombies are immune to headshots, everyone if pretty much screwed. Now, I would first make sure to find a secure area for my friends and family and then I would shoot my self in the head, or if I had explosives available, I would try to take out atleast a few of the zombies.

P.S. Even if zombies could be killed by headshots, I doubt any of us would survive without major military action and maybe some tactical nukes or something.

P.P.S. They tried to cremeate the zombie in that movie that everyone keeps mentioning, and it didn't work, but it would definitely slow them down.

 

[RanD00M]

Remove head.
Crush with pianr sledgehammer,both work just fine.
Cut legs of and then leg it.

 

[A.C.E]

...Kill it with fire?

kill it with... oh wait jokes been done.

 

[Ian Caronia]

Ah, this one's simple: Grab shotguns and blow off their mouths.

No biting means no way to infect you. Also, if you do blow off their whole head with a shottie, then they'd have no way of finding you.

-The head is extremely important to all would-be monsters. I think this is why Romero when with the "head shot to kill" thing. It's not only a difficult target to hit if you don't have training with a weapon (which the common man doesn't, thus adding tension to the Zombie infestation flick), and its also the one place nothing can recover from.

Well, maybe vampires can come back...
...And werewolves, and ghosts, and succubi, and sirens, and...

What about Were-Zompires?

There's only one thing that can destroy the awe-inspiring might of the Were-Zompires, and it ain't a bullet to the brain or pure Silver.

-It's the power of Metal! *cue Black Sabbath*

 

[Ian Caronia]

Tell me fellow escapists, how many of you actually own firearms?

Mate, it's not about if you own guns; it's about if you can get to a gun quickly. Besides, the ORIGINAL walking dead are as slow as constipation, so you could probably just run around for hours until you get a pistol or something.

-Also, stop bringing realistic arguments into this, otherwise I'll just charge my Molotov Cocktail with a Firaga spell and end you. lol JK