What if Anime Humans were a real Species?

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Demongeneral109

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not much would change I think... yeah, the anime cult fetishism would be kinda more normalish, but not too much... remember, they only look different, most lack super-powers nyoro~!
 

bubba145

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not sure...but i beleive in the end that real humans would die out. Me i'm finding some men women who will follow me and start my own country. Survive till they die out and reclaim the earth.
 

kickyourass

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If that happened then life would be pretty fucking awesome what with all the giant robots and droves of women willing to all fawn over a single guy at the same time. That is, up until the point where someone from say, FLCL showed up and bends the entire concept of sanity over the kitchen table and wails on it's backside with a comically large hammer.
 

Infernai

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Arisato-kun said:
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You seem to forget that people like Alucard would exist if we're going across the whole spectrum. We'd be screwed.
If Alucard Exists, then the universe will be screwed six ways sideways. Lets also not forget that this would also allow the Death Note to Exist, Anime Dante of DMC to Exist and more bizzaro weapons and abilities then we can count.

In other words, chances are it would be Chronicles of Riddick all over again:

"If they cannot convert you...they will kill you".

Personally, I'm all for becoming an uber Anime Badass.
 

Furyaki12

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War scenarios are great and all...but anime humans being real is kinda scary.

Think about it. Every child from age 5 and up is quite capable of killing you with magic, tamed monsters, ridiculous swordplay, giant robots and more or less everything else. You've been studying kendo or fencing for 20 years? Prepare to get completely schooled by the 12-year-old protagonist.

Also, most of their hairstyles will defy gravity and tussling their hair will probably leave one with an impaled hand.
 

Swarley

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DarkRyter said:
What about human/anime interbreeding?

What would that look like?
If it was a separate species its unlikely we could procreate with them.
 

The Arc of Eden

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I'd be awesome, I'd so want to be one. Plus, to start a fight I'd have to have a staring contest for about an hour and a half. Then keep one upping my opponent with ridiculousness.
 

AgentNein

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Ahh yes, history will look back on the discovery of the fabled Anime ethnicity. Suddenly the Japanese will be trumped in terms of who American otakus really want to have sex with. Spoiler, the otaku's still aren't getting any.
 

succundo

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imagin going to the mall. the drive over would take forever because of the giant mechs taking up five lanes, and when you get there you would walk through the mall and everyone else would be frozen in place around you and if you go to a fast food place staffed by anime then they would spend half an hour in an inner monulouge before executing a spectacular move that has your food ready instantly.