What if.......

[TheNumber1Zero]

I would google Banaynays

What if Google went offline for 25 hours?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Then people would riot.
What if the Escapist went offline for 25 hours?

 

[delet]

We would think about rioting, but procrastination would get the better of us.

What if vowels ceased to exist?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Th'n Th'ngs w'ld b' h'rd'r t' typ'

What if all of the other letter didn't exist?

 

[delet]

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What if you were forced to sit down and watch every '[blank] of Love' show at the same time with your eyelids taped open?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

*laughs* oh flava flav. What a funny man

What if you woke up in the 1800s?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Then I'd use all my knowledge to get internet up and running

What if I succeeded

 

[delet]

Skynet would be now.

What if dinosaurs were alive today?

 

[Sleekgiant]

We would all die

What if we had tails :0

 

[oppp7]

Then we'd all be furries.
What if we all worshipped a pagan idol?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Then religion would be more interesting.
What if all webcomics stopped simultaneously?

 

[oppp7]

Then they'd be on par with web videos.
What if the oceans were made of diamonds?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Then there'd be little amounts of fish and Diamonds wouldn't be worth much.
What all evil imaginary creatures came to life?

 

[oppp7]

Then hunting would be funner.
What if trolls started a war with the Escapist?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Then the banhammer is going to get troll blood on it

What if...we could just...sing?

 

[ottenni]

Urinals would be really awkward.
What if badgers could drive?

 

[DJude]

Then we would be truly fucked

What if the world was taking over by my an army of giant robotic flying moose-beavers?

 

[ottenni]

Then my plans will have succeed! Now stop talking about it and get back into the lab!

What if woodpeckers couldn't tell the difference between trees and things with pine fresh sprayed on it?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Then my hair would be under attack

What if the world was Octangular?

 

[ottenni]

It would probably be made out off lego.

What if everything you ever wanted, came in a ROCKET CAN!?