What is in that freekin' briefcase?!

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CounterAttack

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Considering that both teams have a briefcase, I think it's stuffed with documents and blueprints of experimental weapons developed by Mann Co. Each team is attempting to steal each other's briefcase to gain access to the blueprints and thus gain an advantage over the other team through superior weaponry.

My theory fits perfectly with the story behind TF2, don't-cha think?
 

ottenni

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Pictures of Saxton Hale in a dress. And still being more manly than anyone else, even the heavy.
 

AvsJoe

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Aww... and I thought this thread was about Pulp Fiction.

The contents of the briefcase in TF2 are as follows:
A battery
2 Gold lights
A stick of gum
 

Twilight_guy

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Blatherscythe said:
Twilight_guy said:
A picture of Gordon Freeman and G-man having hot sweaty butt sex. That's why no one ever opens it, it's disgusting.
Who the fuck would want that then?!?!?!
The administrator is also in the picture doing... something with her hands. You don't want to know what *shudder*. She wants the pictures back.
 

CounterAttack

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If she wants the pictures, but RED and BLU have them... why don't they just blackmail her for better stuff? RED could use a new base in 2fort. I mean, seriously. It's all wood except for the basement and resupply rooms.
 

NotAPie

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It has Half Life Episode 3, but it also has the code that is required to open the briefcase.
IT WILL NEVER BE OPENED D:
 

Internet Kraken

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Neither team knows what is inside the brief case. However, they do know that what is inside is incredibly valuable. So they go to great lengths to capture the briefcases, despite not knowing what is inside them. But what is inside is actually very valuable. Unfortunately, it is valuable because it is detailed instructions about how to open the briefcases.