What is the advice you would give to your 10 year old self?

[neoman10]

I would tell him to use the search bar more often.

god dammit, I was thinking of that while page was loading

 

[Crowghast]

[i\]"Hi. You're going to grow up to be a complete failure unless you get your act straight."[/i]

[i\]"Then how'd I get the time machine?"[/i]

[i\]"Shut up and listen, Shitstock Holmes! I'm trying to motivate you!"[/i]

I'd be just as stubborn, sardonic, and completely annoying as I am today. So it would take a whole [i\]lot[/i] of motivation.

Also:

I would tell him that no matter what the headmaster says, it is not perfectly normal for a boy to have his urethra massaged.

What the Hell kind of childhood did you experience?

 

[GodsOneMistake]

grow a pair loser

 

[Xvito]

I would tell him to use the search bar more often.

Interesting. Will try that.

Wait a minute... Are you his 10 year-old self!?

Ssh. It's a secret.

But... But... How is that possible... Ahhhhhh!!! *head explodes*

 

[Baby Tea]

To get my eyesight checked, since I thought until my sophomore year in college that I was normal and how annoying it was that teachers would write so badly.

That's pretty awesome, and I'm not being sarcastic.

I'd tell myself to pay attention and actually do work in school.
I'd tell myself to be more respectful of my parents, since they know way more then I thought.
I'd tell myself to not bother going to that university in Chicago, since it's not what you'll end up doing. Just go straight into radio. Trust me, it's way more fun.
And I'd say don't even worry about girls until one of your friends says something about a free concert in Toronto. Then go and be prepared to meet your future wife. Don't worry, she's freaking awesome.

 

[DrDeath3191]

Whatever you do, DON'T lend your friends money. EVER.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Be nice to her and invest in some damn Charisma points!

 

[PayNSprayBandit]

Buy more Google.

 

[Specter_]

1) Safe the money you'll make in the next 6 years and invest it in Google
2) Never ever trust your father, epsecially not with the money you'll make in the next couple of years
3) Beat the shit out of a certain someone as soon as you get to know him

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I would tell myself to be more social, start playing guitar early, and already then start saving hair.

Kill yourself

A twisted time paradox O.O

 

[megapenguinx]

I would tell him to use the search bar more often.

Interesting. Will try that.

Wait a minute... Are you his 10 year-old self!?

The paradox will destroy us all! Quick divide by 0 to cancel it out!

 

[Suppresedfire]

I would tell myself to be more social, start playing guitar early, and already then start saving hair.

Kill yourself

A twisted time paradox O.O

I would of posted that. But then I was beaten to it. You must be my 10 year old self!

 

[Samoftherocks]

"Go ahead and beat the shit out of that fucktard Josh. Everyone will understand and you won't get into any trouble at all. Here, hit him with this brick!"

 

[Bernard_Black]

Study english or art for A-level. Not science, you'll hate it in university.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Nothing, it would be pointless.

13? now we were getting to needing advice, which would also be pointless, being such an arrogant little bastard I would probably have ignored advice coming directly from a future me.

 

[Xvito]

I would tell him to use the search bar more often.

Interesting. Will try that.

Wait a minute... Are you his 10 year-old self!?

The paradox will destroy us all! Quick divide by 0 to cancel it out!

Didn't your mother ever tell you that two wrongs don't make a right...

 

[Suppresedfire]

Well let's assume you can give him/her a sealed letter which will open in however many years. But that ruins the game!

 

[sirdanrhodes]

1)Daniel, don't waste your fucking money on that 360, it will break, cost you allot in repairs!

2)DIPSHIT, STOP GAMING, START REVISING!

3)When you're in year 8, when your stomach hurts, you are REALLY dyeing, go to the fucking hospital.