What is the advice you would give to your 10 year old self?

[ae86gamer]

Don't see if you can cannonball from the roof to the pool. Also, don't see if your foot fits in the pipe and definitely don't see if you can outrun a horde of bees.

That would save me so much unwanted pain.

 

[this_was_a_mistake]

Try playing a sport once in a while.

Oh, and stay away from tanning booths.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Stay away from Karina Sanchez!!!!!!! Oh and don't leap out of the bed of a moving truck off a bridge into a river. Both of these events happen in the same summer.

 

[Nmil-ek]

"When you get the choice to go back in time dont waste it on something as lame as this"

 

[chefassassin2]

"In four years, cook your damn heart out. It's not just a summer job, it's a rocking career choice. But for now, go to the fight with your dad. If you don't you'll just regret it."

 

[Captain_Caveman]

Buy Microsoft Stock

 

[CymTyr]

I would tell my 10 year old self not to move in with my father. I'd talk him into staying with my mom, it would have been far better than what actually happened.

 

[flare09]

I would tell myself to either put back those videos you found in your parent's closet and never go back, or to jump off that cliff when you had the chance.

 

[Bowl Full]

Don't get in a tanning bed for more than 16 minutes.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Be more confident, social, and take a damn public speaking class.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

Boy, reload that gun, put it back against your temple, and pull that damn trigger. If not now, then before 7th grade. [/sarcasm mode]

In all seriousness: bug dad for an import of Mother 3, because you will never see a copy again. When you meet a girl with the initials J.B, don't fall for her, she's a manipulative *****. When you meet a boy with the initials T.F, kill his ass. And whatever you do, avoid squirrels at all costs, because their asassins are after you as we speak.

 

[Barry93]

What a coincidence, I wrote an essay on this topic in my creative writing class a few weeks ago. i wouldn't tell him anything, life would be very boring and seemingly pointless to him and thus to me. If you alter the past it will change the future.

 

[ix_tab]

Ten was actually the worst year of my life.

So I'd mostly be like 'it gets better! You get friends! People love you and all these assholes around you will die of alcohol poisoning when they hit 17.'

Then I'd take me out for ice cream.

 

[DreadfulSorry]

Don't stick your finger in that electrical outlet.

 

[NotAPie]

I would tell my 10 year old self..."Dont play runescape with your girlfriend, if she offers you too play it with her, say NO." Runescape changed my life meeting that mother fucker brain was the worst.

 

[CompanionCube]

Never becomes friends with Aiden.

Ahh the memories

 

[Bigfatstupid]

PUT THE DAMN TWINKIE DOWN!

Okay, that made me laugh.

I'd have to tell myself to take boxing lessons until your in the seventh grade.

Then beat the hell out of that bastard that jumped me in the stairway in middle school.

 

[Kajin]

"Start doing the eccentric sexy dances at the pep rally as a freshmen instead of as a senior. Highschool will be a lot easier."

see also:
"Get your anger in check you bastard."

 

[ExaltedK9]

DO NOT stick your tongue in that electrical socket. I know it sounds like a great idea at the time, but it just aint worth the stitches. Although being the little bastard I was Back then I would have probably done it anyways.

 

[Daye.04]

Nothing, it would be pointless.

13? now we were getting to needing advice, which would also be pointless, being such an arrogant little bastard I would probably have ignored advice coming directly from a future me.

Yeah, same here. I probably wouldn't listen.
But if I would have, and all the paradoxes were to be ignored, I would say this:
Dude. Stop being such a moron! Get social. Just talk. They're waiting for it! Take some initative! Damn you!
Also. Don't say "I love you" before you actually mean it. Really, really, really stupid to do ...
Also. Pay attention in school. Believe me. It'll save you loads of work later on