[i\]"Hi. You're going to grow up to be a complete failure unless you get your act straight."[/i]
[i\]"Then how'd I get the time machine?"[/i]
[i\]"Shut up and listen, Shitstock Holmes! I'm trying to motivate you!"[/i]
I'd be just as stubborn, sardonic, and completely annoying as I am today. So it would take a whole [i\]lot[/i] of motivation.
Also:
cjbos81 said:
I would tell him that no matter what the headmaster says, it is not perfectly normal for a boy to have his urethra massaged.
What the Hell kind of childhood did you experience?