What is the advice you would give to your 10 year old self?

[megapenguinx]

I would tell him to use the search bar more often.

Interesting. Will try that.

Wait a minute... Are you his 10 year-old self!?

The paradox will destroy us all! Quick divide by 0 to cancel it out!

Didn't your mother ever tell you that two wrongs don't make a right...

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[similar.squirrel]

Don't get enthusiastic about things.

 

[HillDragon]

When I'm... uh, you're... uh... we're, yeah that's good. When we're about 15, buy the stock in FunCo Land that seems like such a good idea. Because it will be!

 

[Iskenator67]

dont fall in love with that evil 14 year old witch! she'll break your heart!

I'd tell myself the same thing.

 

[RheynbowDash]

Invest in Nintendo stock.

 

[sgtshock]

Get off the damn video games and go outside.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Don't give a damn about what anyone else thinks. Their approval is not worth it.

 

[eddoddo]

i would tell myself to not act so freakish and wierd in secondary school, and also to make sure my best m8 doesnt move back to america, not sure how i would have done either of those things, considering i had just been slapped by a random teenager who i have never seen before

 

[Triscut900]

dont tell on your older brother he wil airsoft you in the night

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

"Whatever you do, no matter what happens, when the Illuminati come for you, YOU MUST TELL THEM NO."

 

[Kogarian]

That guys are better lovers than women...then laugh at how screwed up I just made a 10-year old.

Wait...

 

[jonnopon3000]

Don't worry so much....your life will turn out well...by the age of 15 you have a nice group of friends, a loving family and you will have already met the love of your life. Life will be wonderful, just be patient

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

[i\]"Hi. You're going to grow up to be a complete failure unless you get your act straight."[/i]

[i\]"Then how'd I get the time machine?"[/i]

[i\]"Shut up and listen, Shitstock Holmes! I'm trying to motivate you!"[/i]

I'd be just as stubborn, sardonic, and completely annoying as I am today. So it would take a whole [i\]lot[/i] of motivation.

Also:

I would tell him that no matter what the headmaster says, it is not perfectly normal for a boy to have his urethra massaged.

What the Hell kind of childhood did you experience?

well thank you for saving me the trouble of asking "do I even want to know what went on there?"
Don't set your expectations so high. Keep others expectations of you low, so that you can easily surpass them when you show the real you.

 

[LINKXIII]

DON'T PROCRASTINATE!!!!!

 

[A random person]

I'd tell myself "Lose some weight, fatty. You'll thank me later."

Also, "When you have the choice between Health and Art in 8th grade, choose art. The health teacher is a ***** who will inspire homicidal hatred within you."

And rail more against the middle school dress code introduced late in 6th grade. Seriously, it's stupid and arbitrary.

 

[Danny Ocean]

I'd tell him not to get into any unmanned tanning booths for more than 3 minutes at a time.

 

[boyitsme95]

Take the red pill.

 

[Triple AD]

Stop playing games and grow a social life