I'm sometimes invisible to my friends...
I attract weirdos like a magnet
And selective hearing.
I attract weirdos like a magnet
And selective hearing.
What is the closest thing you have to a super power in real life.
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The ability to notice everything in rapid succesion, unless it is important that I do.
Also, even the most biggest of douchebags never even attempt to bother me. Some people say that it's because they think I am a serial killer.
I wish I was fucking kidding.
Also, even the most biggest of douchebags never even attempt to bother me. Some people say that it's because they think I am a serial killer.
I wish I was fucking kidding.
I can make anyone feel extremely uncomfortable, even when they don't know I'm there, I can make people completely forget my presence, and I can eat more then a Jumbo-Sumo wrestler and never gain weight. Seriously, 4 hotdogs, fries and a pepsi (plus whatever I take from home) for lunch every day and I weigh 120 lbs.
Some people think I'm like a serial killer too...but people still fuck with me.
I would have to say my 'super' ability is my empathy. I've always been able to connect with how most people feel. Most people..not all.
I would have to say my 'super' ability is my empathy. I've always been able to connect with how most people feel. Most people..not all.
well, I suppose I would say I have a slightly improved resistance to cold. I love it. I can and have spent about 30 minutes outside at about 3 degrees C in shorts and a shirt without feeling the cold to any unpleasant degree (and no, its not because I'm a big guy, I'm not). I also constantly retreat to the walk-in freezer at work, it's really nice in there.
Like many people here, I also have the uncanny ability to remain invisible in almost any social situation. I find a sense of pleasure whenever I almost give someone a heart attack after saying something or when they finally notice me a few inches beside them. It's hilarious.
Like many people here, I also have the uncanny ability to remain invisible in almost any social situation. I find a sense of pleasure whenever I almost give someone a heart attack after saying something or when they finally notice me a few inches beside them. It's hilarious.
Working in a call centre for a major ISP, I have developed the amazing ability to fix PC problems by approaching them.
Someone will come up to me and say a program is broken, or something isn't working, or a new DSL order isn't submitting or whatever and I come over to have a look, and it magically works.
Someone will come up to me and say a program is broken, or something isn't working, or a new DSL order isn't submitting or whatever and I come over to have a look, and it magically works.
oh, I can also finish other people's sentences when they can't place a word...not really a power, more excellent vocabulary
I scare the crap out of people by doing that. And I don't even know I'm doing it half the time XDhebdomad said:
I can make watches slow down, speed up or completely stop within minutes of putting one on. Seriously. I have too much static in my body ._o
...My drawing skills? Errrmm...I've never broken a bone despite some consequences that should have resulted in it. I can dissolve a dispute between two random people with ease.
I can sense people quite well. Either its blind luck or just somthing odd but I always know where my two siblings are.
Oh and I have undrainable optimisim. Do your worst you depressive sods.
I can sense people quite well. Either its blind luck or just somthing odd but I always know where my two siblings are.
Oh and I have undrainable optimisim. Do your worst you depressive sods.
At least CBS didnt cancel an awesome sci fi series *COUGH*FIREFLY*COUGH* =PTattaglia said:
My super power would be that i can read actions. Sort of like foretelling what someone would do based on his current actions/expressions. Also i can tell if someone's lying and i can lie really well. ( i'm lying about my ability to lie! /rimshot... But what if i left this text here to trick you into thinking i can really lie when i cant but i tell you what's obviously going on so you THINK i can lie really well through reverse psychology?!?! 0.o /double-rimshot )
You reminded me of something else. So you're the vanishing mediator and i am the vanishing griefer. I can go up to a bunch of old friends listen in on their conversation for like a minute. Then somehow know exactly what to say to make them start arguing.Charli said:
I can feel the emotions of the ppl around me, I have incredible luck in non socal situations but it doesent work when a deadline or time limet is involved. I have visions, seroisly I do I'll see somthing one time, forget about it for ages and a few weeks or months later it'll happen and I'm like "
I saw that!".
I saw that!".
I have the ability to look and/or act 'innocent' to almost anybody. I could be wearing combat boots and an anarchy shirt with a spray paint can in my hand talking to a police officer and he would not think it was I who tagged that building.