What is the coolest way to die?

[postalworker147]

put razor wire around your neck in a noose, glue your arms to your head, and then jump off a chair so your head is severed. then look happily down from the afterlife as people walk past your corpse and say "WOAH THAT GUY TORE HIS OWN HEAD OFF"

 

[Hader]

Futurama already did it.

When the robo-dactyl stole Fry and he yelled "This is a cool way to die!"

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Same thing but while playing a guitar.

Nah, all you need is Johnny B. Goode and some good speakers.

Never heard of, Sorry

You've never heard Johnny B. Goode? Seriously?! Damn kids today...

That's us!

The shame of it! HAve you never seen Back to the Future?!

OT: Taking a bullet for someone you love/who is awesome/ who you think the world would crash and burn without. Two of these refer to Stephen Fry, but I'm not saying which ones.

 

[FrostyChick]

Death by tea cosy.

 

[liveslowdiefast]

on fire, whilst riding a unicorn, with Classic rock blasting though my ears.

 

[IamSofaKingRaw]

I want to die in a sword fight with Morgan Freeman. I'd get to go out like a badass and meet Morgan Freeman, everybody wins. Also, I want to explode when I die, because it would be freaking awesome and confuse anyone who was nearby.

LOL Everyone will laugh that you got killed by an old man in combat. Add to that that you spontaneously combusted at the point of death and we'll have a really great Number 1 video on Attack of the Show the following day.

 

[Lionsfan1986]

I think defending helpless people from a large group single handedly deafeating and to be overcome by your wounds in the arms of a loved one (Girlfriend, Boyfriends, Husband, wife).

 

[FrostyChick]

Death by tea cosy.

I would come back and haunt the world if I died like that. Give me my Charle Sheen death, damnit!

But just think how monumental a cock-up you'd have to make to die like that.

 

[Terminate421]

Having sex and then dying of course

 

[Nouw]

Since the scene from Day of the Dead where Captain Rhode dies is a bit gory, I'll describe it for you.

Zombies erupt from the door behind and he's getting ripped apart alive, all the while he yells "Choke on 'em!" And then I'd blow up by activating a nuke.

Although this would be less painful.

 

[CosmicCommander]

This will be all.

 

[Aesir23]

By suffering massive side effects from exposure to the poison I would use to cleanse the gene pool that only targets stupid people.

You're welcome.

(Note: Side effects of the fumes would be inescapable to those administering the poison into the waterways)

 

[Guestyman]

Death by tea cosy.

I would come back and haunt the world if I died like that. Give me my Charle Sheen death, damnit!

But just think how monumental a cock-up you'd have to make to die like that.

Still not cool though; you'd be laughed at until Armageddon if you died like that. XD

But you'd be remembered, that's for sure.

 

[FrostyChick]

Death by tea cosy.

I would come back and haunt the world if I died like that. Give me my Charle Sheen death, damnit!

But just think how monumental a cock-up you'd have to make to die like that.

Still not cool though; you'd be laughed at until Armageddon if you died like that. XD

Exactly. The thread title is "What is the coolest way to die?" not "How would you like to die?".

 

[Reaver3]

die choking on the bra of a young and attractive lady during your 32 honey moon at the age of 97.
hah beat that !

OK, here goes.

Me in my fifties, my 18-year-old high school senior daughter brings over one of her friends. I fuck the friend and right as I'm reaching orgasm I suffer a massive heart attack and drop dead, but not before firing the Last Shot into the girl.

She gets pregnant. Of course she's so traumatized by what happened that she keeps the baby, giving that kid one hell of a story about the grandfather he never knew.

Beat that.

dieing in your fifties, on the toilet, while trying to pinch a loaf

 

[Murais]

It is a three step process.

First, you must convince someone to agree to a grenade-eating contest.

Second, you must win.

Three, Blaze of Glory.