What is the greatest movie quote ever?

[Relnik]

"I'LL BE BACK" -TAKE A FRIGGIN GUESS-

 

[Cold Disciple]

Kind of surprised no one's posted this, but:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyfbRz4ObFY

Hats off to Gary Oldman. That guy knows crazy.

 

[Dragoonit]

dunno if any of these were said yet but...."MAAAA......THE MEATLOAF!!! FUCK!!!"

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

"Funny how, like funny like a clown, I amuse you?"

"Are you not entertained?!?"

"Are you looking at me?"

 

[MacManus99]

"Yippe kay yay mother fucker"-Die Hard
or
(not necessarily a quote) face melting in Raiders of the Lost Ark

 

[Bravo 21]

time to nut up or shut up,
for pure reasons of badass

 

[codebulder]

Movie: Dirty Harry

Quote: Ah..i know what yur thinking, did her fire 6 shots or only 5? To be honest i lost track myself, so the question you have to ask yourself is: do i feel lucky? Well do ya... ya punk?

 

[Joshimodo]

"Ezekiel 25:17..."

 

[Dragoonit]

"When this baby his 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit.

awesome line!!!

 

[googleit6]

It's not from a movie, but this one if a classic.

"I'm looking for a gorgeous blond named CJ."

The build up was so fantastic to that line, it was ridiculous.

Cookie for reference.

 

[Dragoonit]

"Uh-oh." "Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall." "Yep." "sharp rocks at the bottom?" "Most likely." "Bring it on... BOOYEEAAH!!"- Pacha and Kuzco, The Emperor's New Groove

i forgot about that one....hahaha, good one!

how bout another ghost busters winston quote "I've seen shit that'll turn you white!!"

 

[Brnin8]

I use "I'll be back" a lot, usually in my AHNOLD accent.
The "You feelin' lucky, punk?" spiel from Dirty Harry is pure awesome, but I'm to lazy to right it all out.
"You've got red on you" - Shaun of the Dead

 

[The Axon Hillock]

"What are you going to do?"
"It's not what I'm going to do, it's what you're going to do. NOW LICK IT!!!" -from Pirates.

or

"Evil doesn't stand a chance against my twin hellfire cannons!" -from the same movie

Quote montage here. This, uh, contains innapropraite language and the worst acting in the history of ever...
http://www.noob.us/entertainment/why-pirates-is-the-best-selling-porn-ever/comment-page-1/

 

[viking97]

we are the knights who say...NIH!!!

 

[jamesslater]

Some (I think) obvious ones that haven't come up yet:

Wait a minute, wait a minute I tell yer, you ain't heard nothin' yet

From:

Spoiler

The Jazz Singer (1927)

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Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes By".

Rick: Last night we said a great many things. You said I was to do the thinking for both of us. Well, I've done a lot of it since then, and it all adds up to one thing: you're getting on that plane with Victor where you belong.
Ilsa: But, Richard, no, I... I...
Rick: Now, you've got to listen to me! You have any idea what you'd have to look forward to if you stayed here? Nine chances out of ten, we'd both wind up in a concentration camp. Isn't that true, Louie?
Captain Renault: I'm afraid Major Strasser would insist.
Ilsa: You're saying this only to make me go.
Rick: I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Ilsa: But what about us?
Rick: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night.
Ilsa: When I said I would never leave you.
Rick: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that.
[Ilsa lowers her head and begins to cry]
Rick: Now, now...
[Rick gently places his hand under her chin and raises it so their eyes meet]
Rick: Here's looking at you kid.

Round up the usual suspects.

From:

Spoiler

Casablanca (1942)

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A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it.

Young men make wars, and the virtues of war are the virtues of young men: courage, and hope for the future. Then old men make the peace, and the vices of peace are the vices of old men: mistrust and caution.

The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.

With Major Lawrence, mercy is a passion. With me, it is merely good manners. You may judge which motive is the more reliable.

So long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people - greedy, barbarous, and cruel, as you are.

And later:

Does it surprise you, Mr Bentley? Surely, you know the Arabs are a barbarous people. Barbarous and cruel. Who but they! Who but they!

Truly, for some men nothing is written unless THEY write it.

From:

Spoiler

Lawrence of Arabia (1962)

 

[captaincabbage]

I'm surprised someone else beat me to a Big LeBowski reference.

FUCK YEA.

God damnit, John Tuturro is fucking awesome in this film, I quote that every time I play online with my mates and at least one of them will ALWAYS respond with The Dude's comeback. XD

 

[laststandman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-pIwA-E-UY
I used to say this to my teachers in 8th grade.

 

[Marter]

It's not from a movie, but this one if a classic.

"I'm looking for a gorgeous blond named CJ."

The build up was so fantastic to that line, it was ridiculous.

Cookie for reference.

Sounds like 8 simple Rules to me.

 

[captaincabbage]

this
god i love this movie

lol for some reason they remind me of this little joke from Catch Me if You Can.

 

[Elexia]

"I could have gotten.. one more. And I didn't!"

That line alone literally reduced me to a waterfall of tears - and still does whenever I watch that movie. I love it.

 

[Eric_Autopsy]

John Barrowman telling some chick at the beach that he's really wired and wants to eat her pussy back at his place.

What.