What is the least used sentence in the English language?

[Donttazemehbro]

I got one!

Obama is smart and a good president

 

[dfcrackhead]

I'm fed up with this orgasm.

AMERICAN DAD REFERENCE, do I get a cookie?

OT: That rainbow colored banana looks tasty, but actually tastes like Madonna's shampoo, which tastes like spinach mixed with donkey urine and lasagna.

EDIT: I thought of another one. "That numa numa parody is so original!"

 

[Yokai]

But it's so easy! We have millions of words, and we just have to combine them in bizarre, out of context ways. But still, I'll throw one in: "Have you ever considered the psychological implications of the eels shrieking at an airplane flying above Half Dome?"

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Being raped by a donkey and a horse sure is fun

 

[mechanixis]

"I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock! I need scissors! Sixty-one!"

 

[Irridium]

"I disagree, but I respect your opinion and right to think that way"

I have never heard that sentence from another human being in real life.

 

[johnfistyadams]

I'm fed up with this orgasm.

awesome

 

[MercenaryCanary]

"I will stick my penis in you now. Bing! Achievement unlocked!"

 

[LordWalter]

Title says the question. I kinda stole the idea for this thread from my Bathroom Reader Music Edition ( basically a fact book)

Here's what they had " Is that the banjo player's Porsche?" I can't really think of an original one right now but might later, so post away.

"Ah, I see. Your skillful use of logic and reason on this Internet forum has radically altered my social/political/religious/aesthetic opinions. I thank you from the bottom of my heart, kind sir."

 

[cocoadog]

I am a necrophiliac who shoots spider intestines out of my toe hairs onto unsuspecting retarded Greenland sharks.

No but seriously any sentence that has been used once is automatically not the least used anymore, because there are sentences no one has uttered.

 

[Giest118]

"So yeah, I was totally raping the hole I put in your mom's chest cavity, when I totally noticed that she was James Earl Jones."

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

Quick to the robot horse we must rescue the nacho queen

 

[RatRace123]

"Get that prostitute outta here."

"Can somebody fetch me that hippo's lung?"

"I don't want to sleep with you James Bond"

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Hi, my name is Gordon Freeman.

 

[Call4Duty]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

This is a sentence that actually makes sense in English.
If you were to write it in an easy to understand way it comes out like this:

THE buffalo FROM Buffalo WHO ARE buffaloed BY buffalo FROM Buffalo ALSO buffalo THE buffalo FROM Buffalo.

I think there is a Wikipedia article about it.

I was actually thinking that one, but my friends and I say it all the time
Here's a better one:
"James while john had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher."

But least used, probably: "No, I don't need any more money, thanks."

 

[Necrofudge]

Adolf, I think your pretty good at Art.

Whatever I was about to post, it would have lost to this.

 

[RJ Dalton]

Oh, I didn't know that people from Utah have their head stuck up their ass from since the time they were born.

Not anymore than the people who voted for Obama, Clinton and George Bush Sr. Also without a trace of irony (but look on the bright side, nobody here has to admit to voting for Nixon). I don't look at it so much as a head-to-ass-relationship as I do a sins-of-the-fathers situation. Tradition (*sings "If I Were A Rich Man"*).

 

[Simriel]

'please?'

 

[RJ Dalton]

"Someone help, there's a rabid wolverine in my underpants."

I said that last Thursday, and I'm fairly certain it's the only time it's ever been uttered before.

I think that was uttered in the weird al song "everything you know is wrong"

Oh, damn, you're right. I'd almost fooled myself into believing I'd come up with something funny and original for a second. Thanks for interrupting my delusions of grandeur. *sulks*

 

[Deacon Cole]

I can't wait for Lindsay Lohan's next album.