What is... the Most Disturbing Thing You've Ever Overheard?

[eatenbyagrue]

I was at the mall, not listening for anything in particular, and heard someone say to someone else "And what exactly was your dog doing in bondage gear?"

 

[spoonish]

nothing ive ever heard (or hope to ever hear) will ever top the things on this thread

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

I've been to uni, I've stayed in hall accommodation, the walls were thin.

I've heard a LOT of things I wish I hadn't.

Pretty much this.

Also, on a long flight I fell asleep and woke up to the pair of teenage girls next to me discussing exactly what they'd do with the Doctor's sonic screwdriver.

To quote Frasier, "Pardon me. I've got to go and poke out my mind's eye."

 

[Eisenfaust]

2 things... on my first time on a plane with 2 of my friends, the woman in the row behind us was (loudly) going on about her daughter who was screwed up in various ways "and by 13 was having to have things cut off". keep in mind i was like... 15 and we just sat there awkwardly...

other time would have to be waiting for a bus when it started raining... a huge group of people were hiding under the only shelter available when a group of girls cam running up, and one of them loudly proclaimed "oooooooh i just got my period!"... *silence all around*... not exactly you want to hear...

 

[JWAN]

If it weren't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college...


+15 brownie points for whoever gets this one first lol

 

[Sevre]

3 Years ago I was staying with my Aunt and Uncle when they started talking about what sexual antics they should get up to that night. Well it may have had an effect on me.

 

[JWAN]

That only 30-40% of Americans believe evolution is a natural process.

99% of the Middle East believes that eating Pork is wrong

that's probably why they hate us so much, its because they know bacon kicks total ass.

 

[Aunel]

well, not overheard but a few years ago I saw a girl nudging her friend and taking a pen and pointing to her, you know where, and saying yesterday.
and they say the guys are twisted...

 

[BakaSmurf]

If it weren't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college...


+15 brownie points for whoever gets this one first lol

8-Bit Theater, now gimmie my points!

 

[JWAN]

If it weren't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college...


+15 brownie points for whoever gets this one first lol

8-Bit Theater, now gimmie my points!

Nope, Lewis Black said it first, 8-bit theater was probably referencing Lewis.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

oh i have one XD

yesterday in line for the cinema, i heard this guy talking to his mates behind him, apparently he'd asked his girlfriend whether she would keep a baby or abort it if he knocked her up...
what kinda question is that to ask your girlfriend anyway..? O______O

A responisble one -.-

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Spoiler

I heard some girls discussing a banana used for reasons other than eating on the bus.

I've heard the same thing but with an ice lolly.

 

[ScarlettRage]

well, not overheard but a few years ago I saw a girl nudging her friend and taking a pen and pointing to her, you know where, and saying yesterday.
and they say the guys are twisted...

they are
but girls can be that way too.
i am personally someone who scares people...
i don't have anything that will top any of this

 

[tk1989]

Walking home late one night a few years ago I took a shortcut through the Chico High field so coincidentally the people chatting did not see me approach as I exited the field and hit the road. There was a woman in her early twenties that looked a bit drunk walking home by herself late at night and 2 men walking about half a block behind her chatting. I hear: "I don't think she saw us. Hehehehe." "Yeah maybe tonight won't be so boring then." This was odd enough for me to grab a rock and follow them as they were following her. I don't think they realized that their voices carried so much because I overheard one of them say "Dammit when is that guy going to turn? Its like hes following us." They kept looking back in my direction every minute or so. I followed them until I saw her enter a house then kept following them for a block or 3 so they wouldn't be tempted to double back and try and remember where the place was. After that I decided to walk out at night sometimes just to see if I could find more creeps deter and even had friends come along but usually nothing came of it. The way they were chatting about that girl made my blood go cold though.

good man!

The most disturbing thing i have heard...? The guy tht used a crisp packet as a condom. Fucking hilarious!

 

[Amnestic]

That only 30-40% of Americans believe evolution is a natural process.

99% of the Middle East believes that eating Pork is wrong

I hope you have numbers to back that statement up.

 

[LewsTherin]

My friends and I once overheard some.....*things* going on on a bus.

...What surprises me most is that you people remember these things.

All outta brain bleach.

 

[Xbowhyena]

My ex and her friend were talking about the times they had quweefed (Major spell check lol) in front of me. That was.... odd...

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Walking home late one night a few years ago I took a shortcut through the Chico High field so coincidentally the people chatting did not see me approach as I exited the field and hit the road. There was a woman in her early twenties that looked a bit drunk walking home by herself late at night and 2 men walking about half a block behind her chatting. I hear: "I don't think she saw us. Hehehehe." "Yeah maybe tonight won't be so boring then." This was odd enough for me to grab a rock and follow them as they were following her. I don't think they realized that their voices carried so much because I overheard one of them say "Dammit when is that guy going to turn? Its like hes following us." They kept looking back in my direction every minute or so. I followed them until I saw her enter a house then kept following them for a block or 3 so they wouldn't be tempted to double back and try and remember where the place was. After that I decided to walk out at night sometimes just to see if I could find more creeps deter and even had friends come along but usually nothing came of it. The way they were chatting about that girl made my blood go cold though.

This guy is a fukken hero.

Anyway, I have a friend who used to openly discuss her BDSM tendencies. I heard uses for a kitchen knife I wish I hadn't.

 

[MCDERF]

Yelled SEXAGA during...