What is... the Most Disturbing Thing You've Ever Overheard?

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Walking home late one night a few years ago I took a shortcut through the Chico High field so coincidentally the people chatting did not see me approach as I exited the field and hit the road. There was a woman in her early twenties that looked a bit drunk walking home by herself late at night and 2 men walking about half a block behind her chatting. I hear: "I don't think she saw us. Hehehehe." "Yeah maybe tonight won't be so boring then." This was odd enough for me to grab a rock and follow them as they were following her. I don't think they realized that their voices carried so much because I overheard one of them say "Dammit when is that guy going to turn? Its like hes following us." They kept looking back in my direction every minute or so. I followed them until I saw her enter a house then kept following them for a block or 3 so they wouldn't be tempted to double back and try and remember where the place was. After that I decided to walk out at night sometimes just to see if I could find more creeps deter and even had friends come along but usually nothing came of it. The way they were chatting about that girl made my blood go cold though.

You and I? We are now friends.

 

[MCDERF]

Walking home late one night a few years ago I took a shortcut through the Chico High field so coincidentally the people chatting did not see me approach as I exited the field and hit the road. There was a woman in her early twenties that looked a bit drunk walking home by herself late at night and 2 men walking about half a block behind her chatting. I hear: "I don't think she saw us. Hehehehe." "Yeah maybe tonight won't be so boring then." This was odd enough for me to grab a rock and follow them as they were following her. I don't think they realized that their voices carried so much because I overheard one of them say "Dammit when is that guy going to turn? Its like hes following us." They kept looking back in my direction every minute or so. I followed them until I saw her enter a house then kept following them for a block or 3 so they wouldn't be tempted to double back and try and remember where the place was. After that I decided to walk out at night sometimes just to see if I could find more creeps deter and even had friends come along but usually nothing came of it. The way they were chatting about that girl made my blood go cold though.

A great Human being...

 

[Gaderael]

I remember when one of my classmates back in high school talked about a ten-year-old girl that got pregnant. Everyone at that lunchroom table just sat there in shocked silence. I mean, is that even possible @--@"??

The last time I checked, the youngest parents in the world (ie: at time of birth) were 8 and 9 years old. No, I don't know which was which.

Anyways, yeah. People hit puberty. Just because you're not done yet doesn't mean you're not fertile.

I believe the youngest mother on record was five years [http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2007/05/dayintech_0514] old [http://www.damninteresting.com/historys-youngest-mother].

Walking home late one night a few years ago I took a shortcut through the Chico High field so coincidentally the people chatting did not see me approach as I exited the field and hit the road. There was a woman in her early twenties that looked a bit drunk walking home by herself late at night and 2 men walking about half a block behind her chatting. I hear: "I don't think she saw us. Hehehehe." "Yeah maybe tonight won't be so boring then." This was odd enough for me to grab a rock and follow them as they were following her. I don't think they realized that their voices carried so much because I overheard one of them say "Dammit when is that guy going to turn? Its like hes following us." They kept looking back in my direction every minute or so. I followed them until I saw her enter a house then kept following them for a block or 3 so they wouldn't be tempted to double back and try and remember where the place was. After that I decided to walk out at night sometimes just to see if I could find more creeps deter and even had friends come along but usually nothing came of it. The way they were chatting about that girl made my blood go cold though.

You are awesome and are to be commended for freaking out those assholes.

 

[uncle-ellis]

Walking home late one night a few years ago I took a shortcut through the Chico High field so coincidentally the people chatting did not see me approach as I exited the field and hit the road. There was a woman in her early twenties that looked a bit drunk walking home by herself late at night and 2 men walking about half a block behind her chatting. I hear: "I don't think she saw us. Hehehehe." "Yeah maybe tonight won't be so boring then." This was odd enough for me to grab a rock and follow them as they were following her. I don't think they realized that their voices carried so much because I overheard one of them say "Dammit when is that guy going to turn? Its like hes following us." They kept looking back in my direction every minute or so. I followed them until I saw her enter a house then kept following them for a block or 3 so they wouldn't be tempted to double back and try and remember where the place was. After that I decided to walk out at night sometimes just to see if I could find more creeps deter and even had friends come along but usually nothing came of it. The way they were chatting about that girl made my blood go cold though.

You deserve a medal.

 

[Angerwing]

I have a massive long chat log between me, a friend, and some random girl who has had her *ahem* pierced and has had a number of abortions. To make things a bit clearer, I'll tell you what the first thing she said to use was:

"heyy there big boiz"

And uh, she told my friends girlfriend all the things she would let her boyfriend do to her.

 

[General Ken8]

i remember one time when i was outside of a bathroom at niagara falls waiting for my parents to come out, and there was this dad and his young boy (probably about six) sitting on a bench, and the dad says to his son "Isn't mommy such a *****?" and after that he said all this other stuff that i couldn't repeat on here without getting banned about his wife.
after we were a good 100 feet away i laughed really hard

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

me and my freind are at school eating lunch talking risque' and my enemy comes over to us and say's that he humped his bed and his mom came in and they saw each other but he keped doing it o_0

 

[Cilliandrew]

When i was about 12 or so, i woke up early one morning to the sounds of my parents having sex.

I tried everything i could as i sat there to just go back to sleep, or drown out the noise, but i stayed up for the whole thing. (I was petrified of getting up and making a noise that would tip them off to the fact that i was awake. Didn't want any awkwardness i supppose.)

Afterwards i noticed that my dad went to the bathroom and showered, and then would get fully dressed for work that day.

A light went on in my head because the majority of the time when i woke up in the morning my dad would still be in his pj's, but i had noted that there was the odd occassion when he would already be dressed and ready to go.

After that day, i knew that on days where he was dressed already, that meant that they had had sex.

It definitely had an affect on how i developed. To this day it still gives me the heebieejeebies.. The sounds that my mom was making.....:\

 

[HellRaid]

Walking home late one night a few years ago I took a shortcut through the Chico High field so coincidentally the people chatting did not see me approach as I exited the field and hit the road. There was a woman in her early twenties that looked a bit drunk walking home by herself late at night and 2 men walking about half a block behind her chatting. I hear: "I don't think she saw us. Hehehehe." "Yeah maybe tonight won't be so boring then." This was odd enough for me to grab a rock and follow them as they were following her. I don't think they realized that their voices carried so much because I overheard one of them say "Dammit when is that guy going to turn? Its like hes following us." They kept looking back in my direction every minute or so. I followed them until I saw her enter a house then kept following them for a block or 3 so they wouldn't be tempted to double back and try and remember where the place was. After that I decided to walk out at night sometimes just to see if I could find more creeps deter and even had friends come along but usually nothing came of it. The way they were chatting about that girl made my blood go cold though.

YOU. ARE. THE. MAN.

 

[Azraellod]

...well...

...not really sure if this qualifies, but i do remember overhearing a very pregnant woman discussing the drinking binge that she would go on the moment she got off the bus. that was the last time i used that bus service.

 

[Wilfy]

On the way to school me and my friend had the misfortune to walk past a group of girls smoking. I can only imagine what they were talking about before, but one of them definately said "I accidentally bit his cock." Me and my friend sped up a bit at the point.
What makes it even more disturbing is that the girls were only in Year 10 at the time.

 

[Epitome]

Walking home late one night a few years ago I took a shortcut through the Chico High field so coincidentally the people chatting did not see me approach as I exited the field and hit the road. There was a woman in her early twenties that looked a bit drunk walking home by herself late at night and 2 men walking about half a block behind her chatting. I hear: "I don't think she saw us. Hehehehe." "Yeah maybe tonight won't be so boring then." This was odd enough for me to grab a rock and follow them as they were following her. I don't think they realized that their voices carried so much because I overheard one of them say "Dammit when is that guy going to turn? Its like hes following us." They kept looking back in my direction every minute or so. I followed them until I saw her enter a house then kept following them for a block or 3 so they wouldn't be tempted to double back and try and remember where the place was. After that I decided to walk out at night sometimes just to see if I could find more creeps deter and even had friends come along but usually nothing came of it. The way they were chatting about that girl made my blood go cold though.

Fair fucks to you man, nice to see there are still good people out there, and i had almost lost faith

Worst thing i ever overheard was a convo between a gay frriend of mine and the girl i was with at the time. Now im am in no way homophobic but he was telling her that he had had a sex dream about me, which really weirded me out....

 

[metalmmaniac]

A friend of mine once told me about how he used saran wrap instead of a condom. I still make fun of him for it.

 

[-=Spy=-]

Just tossing this out here, but the youngest mother in the world was 5.

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp

 

[Mr Claw Hammer]

I try to make people uneasy while on a phone in public by saying things like "They found the body in Brazil".

 

[MercenaryCanary]

One of the most horrific things said to me was mainly my fault.
I got these military boots... because they're practical. I wear them to school. This one girl who was generally weird, walks up behinds me, and asks if I'm into bondage.
"No! Why the hell...?"
"Well, it's just, military boots are sort of... going together with that type of shit."
"Well, I wouldn't really know abo-... Wait... how would you know about that?"
"Hm... it seems you've found out my secret. Anyway... you want to come over to my place?"

I walked off. Very far.

 

[chiggerwood]

my grandma once yelled "WHERE'S MY VIBRATOR I CAN'T TAKE A SHOWER WITHOUT IT"

I've had that in my head for the past 6 years. Now you deal with it

 

[Mr Claw Hammer]

my grandma once yelled "WHERE'S MY VIBRATOR I CAN'T TAKE A SHOWER WITHOUT IT"

I've had that in my head for the past 6 years. Now you deal with it

Thanks I have to go drink now.

 

[Biek]

I remember hearing my neighbour outside arguing with his girlfriend. It sounded like she left in a hurry, he yelled that he wanted her to come back. Then I she groaned as if she struck him. He screamed.

And then there was silence...








I see him occasionally driving his electronics store van.