What is... the Most Disturbing Thing You've Ever Overheard?

[ender214]

While I was in the pool locker room I heard some guys discussing about using a microwaved banana peel as an aid for masturbating.

 

[JanatUrlich]

LOL oh my god the other day I was just sitting on a bench in town, drinking a nice up of tea and this chav behind me goes

"Oh yeah and there was just pure cum all over my face!"

It was a chav guy

 

[ender214]

One of the most horrific things said to me was mainly my fault.
I got these military boots... because they're practical. I wear them to school. This one girl who was generally weird, walks up behinds me, and asks if I'm into bondage.
"No! Why the hell...?"
"Well, it's just, military boots are sort of... going together with that type of shit."
"Well, I wouldn't really know abo-... Wait... how would you know about that?"
"Hm... it seems you've found out my secret. Anyway... you want to come over to my place?"

I walked off. Very far.

Okay, now I need to go buy some military boots. Immediately.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

One of the most horrific things said to me was mainly my fault.
I got these military boots... because they're practical. I wear them to school. This one girl who was generally weird, walks up behinds me, and asks if I'm into bondage.
"No! Why the hell...?"
"Well, it's just, military boots are sort of... going together with that type of shit."
"Well, I wouldn't really know abo-... Wait... how would you know about that?"
"Hm... it seems you've found out my secret. Anyway... you want to come over to my place?"

I walked off. Very far.

Missed out on an opportunity.

Oddly enough, I now agree with you.
At the time though, it was horrific. Mostly because I was juvenile (in my mind).

As long as you recognise it, that's okay.

My parents used to offer me sips of wine as a wee nipper and I always refused. Looking back, that was a very foolish thing for me to do.

Wincest is a joke, you know? It's like: "Your family member that wants to bang you, yeah? They're hot!"

I don't get the joke.

It's an internet joke. You're not suppose to laugh at it. Or even think it's funny actually. You just look at it, and say, "Oh. It must be funny." then you click this button up here...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2508/3749203911_ff264930b2.jpg?v=0
Then find something even more stupid.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

One of the most horrific things said to me was mainly my fault.
I got these military boots... because they're practical. I wear them to school. This one girl who was generally weird, walks up behinds me, and asks if I'm into bondage.
"No! Why the hell...?"
"Well, it's just, military boots are sort of... going together with that type of shit."
"Well, I wouldn't really know abo-... Wait... how would you know about that?"
"Hm... it seems you've found out my secret. Anyway... you want to come over to my place?"

I walked off. Very far.

Okay, now I need to go buy some military boots. Immediately.

Make sure to get some black shiny ones.

 

[EvilMaggot]

this one time with my ex... we were watching a movie together and suddenly we heard a women scream... we then found out it was her sister ****ing in the next room... xD then asked my ex if we should try and do it louder .. tho we just yelled at them to stop making so much noise so we could see the movie

 

[EvilMaggot]

Walking home late one night a few years ago I took a shortcut through the Chico High field so coincidentally the people chatting did not see me approach as I exited the field and hit the road. There was a woman in her early twenties that looked a bit drunk walking home by herself late at night and 2 men walking about half a block behind her chatting. I hear: "I don't think she saw us. Hehehehe." "Yeah maybe tonight won't be so boring then." This was odd enough for me to grab a rock and follow them as they were following her. I don't think they realized that their voices carried so much because I overheard one of them say "Dammit when is that guy going to turn? Its like hes following us." They kept looking back in my direction every minute or so. I followed them until I saw her enter a house then kept following them for a block or 3 so they wouldn't be tempted to double back and try and remember where the place was. After that I decided to walk out at night sometimes just to see if I could find more creeps deter and even had friends come along but usually nothing came of it. The way they were chatting about that girl made my blood go cold though.

Thats the way dude there is still decent people in this world - kudos to you !
You truely

 

[EvilMaggot]

One of the most horrific things said to me was mainly my fault.
I got these military boots... because they're practical. I wear them to school. This one girl who was generally weird, walks up behinds me, and asks if I'm into bondage.
"No! Why the hell...?"
"Well, it's just, military boots are sort of... going together with that type of shit."
"Well, I wouldn't really know abo-... Wait... how would you know about that?"
"Hm... it seems you've found out my secret. Anyway... you want to come over to my place?"

I walked off. Very far.

Okay, now I need to go buy some military boots. Immediately.

i was thinking the same thing...

 

[Gooble]

I was walking back from a gig once and overheard a guy talking on his mobile, saying something about how some guys should come and pick up the money soon otherwise he's going to have the police crawling all over him.

 

[modesty]

In my dorm...(red flag there) heard my neighbors getting rough and totally thought it was rape because the female was crying and shouting for him to "stop it".
And I totally reported it. And got a room change.

Later, my mum suggested that it might have been foreplay. (Yay for me and my cockblocking!) Still, I knew it was right to report it anyway. It was suppose to be a 24-hour quiet dorm for grad students. XD And trust me...this girl wasn't quiet.

 

[luna_moth]

Walking home late one night a few years ago I took a shortcut through the Chico High field so coincidentally the people chatting did not see me approach as I exited the field and hit the road. There was a woman in her early twenties that looked a bit drunk walking home by herself late at night and 2 men walking about half a block behind her chatting. I hear: "I don't think she saw us. Hehehehe." "Yeah maybe tonight won't be so boring then." This was odd enough for me to grab a rock and follow them as they were following her. I don't think they realized that their voices carried so much because I overheard one of them say "Dammit when is that guy going to turn? Its like hes following us." They kept looking back in my direction every minute or so. I followed them until I saw her enter a house then kept following them for a block or 3 so they wouldn't be tempted to double back and try and remember where the place was. After that I decided to walk out at night sometimes just to see if I could find more creeps deter and even had friends come along but usually nothing came of it. The way they were chatting about that girl made my blood go cold though.

Good for you, not a lot of people would have the courage to do that.

 

[theSovietConnection]

Walking home late one night a few years ago I took a shortcut through the Chico High field so coincidentally the people chatting did not see me approach as I exited the field and hit the road. There was a woman in her early twenties that looked a bit drunk walking home by herself late at night and 2 men walking about half a block behind her chatting. I hear: "I don't think she saw us. Hehehehe." "Yeah maybe tonight won't be so boring then." This was odd enough for me to grab a rock and follow them as they were following her. I don't think they realized that their voices carried so much because I overheard one of them say "Dammit when is that guy going to turn? Its like hes following us." They kept looking back in my direction every minute or so. I followed them until I saw her enter a house then kept following them for a block or 3 so they wouldn't be tempted to double back and try and remember where the place was. After that I decided to walk out at night sometimes just to see if I could find more creeps deter and even had friends come along but usually nothing came of it. The way they were chatting about that girl made my blood go cold though.

Good job man, not very often I get something that gives me reason to believe in people anymore.

Anyway, not exactly disturbing or anything, but the worst thing I've ever overheard was someone talking about how he tried to recreate the sex scene from 300 with his girlfriend. Doesn't sound bad, I know, but if you saw the guy who'd said it... *shudders*

 

[purplegothchick]

LOL oh my god the other day I was just sitting on a bench in town, drinking a nice up of tea and this chav behind me goes

"Oh yeah and there was just pure cum all over my face!"

It was a chav guy

OH GOD, THE HORROR! Why do they need to talk so loud?!

I'm going to my room now to isolate myself from the rest of humanity, this is indeed one disturbing thread.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

While I was in the pool locker room I heard some guys discussing about using a microwaved banana peel as an aid for masturbating.

That reminds me of this time where I left something the gym locker room and before I could get it I heard a guy say, "I didn't know you could fit that big thing in there." I then walked away disturbed for the entire day.

 

[Dr.Sean]

So there's this guy in an obscure boy-band that got laid when he was six. Yeah, I'm not going anywhere with that.

One night I overheard my parents talking about Viagra, and I eventually heard this comment, "Most men aren't used to getting laid 6 days a week."

 

[sky14kemea]

oh i have one XD

yesterday in line for the cinema, i heard this guy talking to his mates behind him, apparently he'd asked his girlfriend whether she would keep a baby or abort it if he knocked her up...
what kinda question is that to ask your girlfriend anyway..? O______O

A responisble one -.-

not when you've only been dating her for 2 weeks...

Thought you said he was a stranger?

he is, but i was stood in front of him for half an hour, i got to hear quite a lot O.O

 

[kenji8055]

I heard a group of people in the pub say that if you're going to commit incest you should go gay to avoid any albino offspring

just... no....
Where the hell do you live?

Birmingham, a conversation that started by trying to think of the worst thing and then having someone else try to justify it A fun game to play with open minded people...

 

[mdk31]

One of the most horrific things said to me was mainly my fault.
I got these military boots... because they're practical. I wear them to school. This one girl who was generally weird, walks up behinds me, and asks if I'm into bondage.
"No! Why the hell...?"
"Well, it's just, military boots are sort of... going together with that type of shit."
"Well, I wouldn't really know abo-... Wait... how would you know about that?"
"Hm... it seems you've found out my secret. Anyway... you want to come over to my place?"

I walked off. Very far.

Pff. Bondage can be very hot.

 

[Azaradel]

Overhearing my former classmates (not to be confused with friends, which they weren't) discussing their respective boyfriends' sexual inadequasies. I think the words were something along the lines of:

"...and he didn't think I didn't have the right to be pissed that I didn't cum. He went, like, 'how can you walk around being sexy all day and then be angry when I cum before you do?'."

Perhaps not all that disturbing to other people, but I really don't want to hear people talk about their sex lives unless they are my friends (and preferably not then either...). Why would anyone even sit in a classroom and talk about how their boyfriend fails to please them? Just... no.

I learned to find quieter places to be antisocial after that.